Some reasons Mel Gibson is full of shit - GoFuckYourself.com

cluck · 04-22-2004, 10:09 PM

1. In Mark Jesus --greatly disturbed-- asks that the cup be taken away. In John Jesus literally scoffs at the heretical notion of asking that the cup be taken from him.
2. In Mark Jesus is seized or captured and the disciples run. In John Jesus lets the soldiers accompany him to his glorification and lets his disciples go free.
3. In Mark, Pilate interrogates Jesus. In John, Jesus interrogates Pilate.
4. In Mark, a painfully human Jesus is granted assistance carrying his cross. In John, the serenely transcendental and always-in-charge-Jesus requires no assistance at fulfilling the cup the father poured for him.
5. In Mark Jesus is offered a drink. In John Jesus says, "I am thirsty" an someone brings him a drink.
6. In Mark, Jesus lets out a loud cry and breaths his last breath. In John, knowing that all is fulfilled, Jesus chooses to give up his spirit.

Just thought you'd like to know

DreamCumTrue · 04-22-2004, 10:11 PM

Is this from the Bible? Im not religious, but if it is, now I know why.

slackologist · 04-22-2004, 10:21 PM

ummm ok

cluck · 04-22-2004, 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
Is this from the Bible? Im not religious, but if it is, now I know why.

Yes, well, the bible is actually a collection of texts from different religious authors of the day. Lots of books were written but got cut out or just didn't make it in. There are 4 different accounts of the life of christ written by 4 of his apostles. They SHOULD all match up, but they don't. They wrote these while they were hanging out with the guy. It's like when you take 4 kids into the police station

Materialist · 04-22-2004, 10:23 PM

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torrey · 04-22-2004, 10:24 PM

gornyhuy · 04-22-2004, 10:24 PM

The REAL reasons:

1. In Mark Jesus --greatly disturbed-- asks that the cup be taken away. In reality Jesus was like "holy fuck, I never intended for this cult thing to get so far out of control!"
2. In Mark Jesus is seized or captured and the disciples run. In reality, Jesus was glad he wasn't put down like the Branch Davidians who were basically pulling the same scam just during a more cynical time.
3. In Mark, Pilate interrogates Jesus. In reality, Jesus did Pilates daily to keep his lean muscular figure.
4. In Mark, a painfully human Jesus is granted assistance carrying his cross. In reality, Jesus was debating what his last song should be - Kris Kross or Christopher Cross.
5. In Mark Jesus is offered a drink. In reality, Jesus says, "Man, some poison kool aid would go down really well here."
6. In Mark, Jesus lets out a loud cry and breaths his last breath. In reality, Jesus cried out "I can see my house from up here! And, oh yeah, don't forget to tell everyone I rose from the dead!"

Fine, so I'm goin' to hell.

slackologist · 04-22-2004, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck
Yes, well, the bible is actually a collection of texts from different religious authors of the day. Lots of books were written but got cut out or just didn't make it in. There are 4 different accounts of the life of christ written by 4 of his apostles. They SHOULD all match up, but they don't. They wrote these while they were hanging out with the guy. It's like when you take 4 kids into the police station

It's also been re-written many times to suit the opinions of powerful people, hence the many varied versions.

The Heron · 04-22-2004, 10:25 PM

Ever notice religions are started by dudes that hung out in the desert and didn't have much to do? Makes me think they were bored, on drugs, or brains got fried by the sun.

pimplink · 04-22-2004, 10:26 PM

I take it you hate Mel?

Matt 26z · 04-22-2004, 10:29 PM

Nothing here is contradictory, and both can be correct at once.

For instance...

In John he says he is thursty and is then given a drink.

In Mark he is offered a drink.

This is a very fine detail of the story so it doesn't really matter, but isn't it one possibility that he said he was thursty, and was then offered a drink?.... Thus making both correct?

reynold · 04-22-2004, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
The REAL reasons:

1. In Mark Jesus --greatly disturbed-- asks that the cup be taken away. In reality Jesus was like "holy fuck, I never intended for this cult thing to get so far out of control!"
2. In Mark Jesus is seized or captured and the disciples run. In reality, Jesus was glad he wasn't put down like the Branch Davidians who were basically pulling the same scam just during a more cynical time.
3. In Mark, Pilate interrogates Jesus. In reality, Jesus did Pilates daily to keep his lean muscular figure.
4. In Mark, a painfully human Jesus is granted assistance carrying his cross. In reality, Jesus was debating what his last song should be - Kris Kross or Christopher Cross.
5. In Mark Jesus is offered a drink. In reality, Jesus says, "Man, some poison kool aid would go down really well here."
6. In Mark, Jesus lets out a loud cry and breaths his last breath. In reality, Jesus cried out "I can see my house from up here! And, oh yeah, don't forget to tell everyone I rose from the dead!"

Fine, so I'm goin' to hell.

I'm sure you would enjoy yourself down there!

newsdude · 04-23-2004, 12:35 AM

His idea which is full of shit did good in the box-office!

04-22-2004, 10:09 PM	#1
cluck Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,248	Some reasons Mel Gibson is full of shit 1. In Mark Jesus --greatly disturbed-- asks that the cup be taken away. In John Jesus literally scoffs at the heretical notion of asking that the cup be taken from him. 2. In Mark Jesus is seized or captured and the disciples run. In John Jesus lets the soldiers accompany him to his glorification and lets his disciples go free. 3. In Mark, Pilate interrogates Jesus. In John, Jesus interrogates Pilate. 4. In Mark, a painfully human Jesus is granted assistance carrying his cross. In John, the serenely transcendental and always-in-charge-Jesus requires no assistance at fulfilling the cup the father poured for him. 5. In Mark Jesus is offered a drink. In John Jesus says, "I am thirsty" an someone brings him a drink. 6. In Mark, Jesus lets out a loud cry and breaths his last breath. In John, knowing that all is fulfilled, Jesus chooses to give up his spirit. Just thought you'd like to know __________________ icq 279990726 www.mcdonalds.com <- great money making opportunity

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gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	The REAL reasons: 1. In Mark Jesus --greatly disturbed-- asks that the cup be taken away. In reality Jesus was like "holy fuck, I never intended for this cult thing to get so far out of control!" 2. In Mark Jesus is seized or captured and the disciples run. In reality, Jesus was glad he wasn't put down like the Branch Davidians who were basically pulling the same scam just during a more cynical time. 3. In Mark, Pilate interrogates Jesus. In reality, Jesus did Pilates daily to keep his lean muscular figure. 4. In Mark, a painfully human Jesus is granted assistance carrying his cross. In reality, Jesus was debating what his last song should be - Kris Kross or Christopher Cross. 5. In Mark Jesus is offered a drink. In reality, Jesus says, "Man, some poison kool aid would go down really well here." 6. In Mark, Jesus lets out a loud cry and breaths his last breath. In reality, Jesus cried out "I can see my house from up here! And, oh yeah, don't forget to tell everyone I rose from the dead!" Fine, so I'm goin' to hell. __________________ icq:159548293

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The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,496	Ever notice religions are started by dudes that hung out in the desert and didn't have much to do? Makes me think they were bored, on drugs, or brains got fried by the sun.

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Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	Nothing here is contradictory, and both can be correct at once. For instance... In John he says he is thursty and is then given a drink. In Mark he is offered a drink. This is a very fine detail of the story so it doesn't really matter, but isn't it one possibility that he said he was thursty, and was then offered a drink?.... Thus making both correct?