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Old 04-22-2004, 10:09 PM  
cluck
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:stoned Some reasons Mel Gibson is full of shit

1. In Mark Jesus --greatly disturbed-- asks that the cup be taken away. In John Jesus literally scoffs at the heretical notion of asking that the cup be taken from him.
2. In Mark Jesus is seized or captured and the disciples run. In John Jesus lets the soldiers accompany him to his glorification and lets his disciples go free.
3. In Mark, Pilate interrogates Jesus. In John, Jesus interrogates Pilate.
4. In Mark, a painfully human Jesus is granted assistance carrying his cross. In John, the serenely transcendental and always-in-charge-Jesus requires no assistance at fulfilling the cup the father poured for him.
5. In Mark Jesus is offered a drink. In John Jesus says, "I am thirsty" an someone brings him a drink.
6. In Mark, Jesus lets out a loud cry and breaths his last breath. In John, knowing that all is fulfilled, Jesus chooses to give up his spirit.

Just thought you'd like to know
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