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CDSmith · 04-19-2004, 05:54 AM

They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long. If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/graphx/pics/iraqspiders.jpg">

PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are spiders found daily in IRAQ by troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these in your tent!?

Ross · 04-19-2004, 05:56 AM

I woke up today, turned the computer on and had a message waiting for me with that pic. It fucking freaked me out!

Webasic · 04-19-2004, 05:57 AM

jesus christ

Froey Twe · 04-19-2004, 05:58 AM

They are not venomous and are not harmful to humans.

mind · 04-19-2004, 06:02 AM

OMG This is like the forth time that is posted on GFY!

Ross · 04-19-2004, 06:03 AM

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Originally posted by mind
OMG This is like the forth time that is posted on GFY!

Dude your sig is cool but make it clickable.

mind · 04-19-2004, 06:04 AM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...camel+ spider

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...camel+ spider

B-Eazy · 04-19-2004, 06:04 AM

SAme here.. we have seen the spiders. Thank you

mb · 04-19-2004, 06:06 AM

I heard they are used as pets. Kids love 'em.

CDSmith · 04-19-2004, 06:13 AM

If you've seen them already, then why click on this thread?

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Originally posted by mb
I heard they are used as pets. Kids love 'em.

I would shit myself silly if anything close to that came anywhere near me.

BlueDesignStudios · 04-19-2004, 06:16 AM

welcome to last year

mind · 04-19-2004, 06:17 AM

Well we can't really know what exactly is in the thread until we opened it?

Babel · 04-19-2004, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long. If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/graphx/pics/iraqspiders.jpg">

PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are spiders found daily in IRAQ by troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these in your tent!?

Saddams biological weapons !

FuckFind · 04-19-2004, 06:18 AM

I am, as well, a nocturnal spider.

FF

CDSmith · 04-19-2004, 06:21 AM

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Originally posted by mind
Well we can't really know what exactly is in the thread until we opened it?

Now you've opened it 3 times. Care to go for a fourth?

just a punk · 04-19-2004, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long. If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.

PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are spiders found daily in IRAQ by troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these in your tent!?

Is that a secret army of Saddam? As far as I can see, it's very effective agains the US forces

NoCarrier · 04-19-2004, 07:09 AM

CDSmith · 04-19-2004, 07:28 AM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

That's EXACTLY what I thought of when I saw the first pic.

I wonder if these things have eaten their way in to any US soldiers during the night and laid eggs in their abdomens?

Adultnet · 04-19-2004, 07:37 AM

Those are huge

Goose · 04-19-2004, 07:38 AM

3rd time we have a thread like this...

MandyBlake · 04-19-2004, 07:39 AM

Ok even if they weren't dangerous, I would still get a little freaked out if in the middle of the night I woke up and had one of those sleeping next to me.

hova · 04-19-2004, 07:39 AM

Damn! Those fuckers are huge

WiredGuy · 04-19-2004, 07:45 AM

Jesus, those things are bloody huge!

SilverTab · 04-19-2004, 07:47 AM

They are huge, but actually, non-venomous, they don't scream nor jump several feets in the air...and they only eat insect or small scorpion...kinda like the desert praying mantis...

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

Babagirls · 04-19-2004, 07:55 AM

thats nasty.....i hate spiders!

CDSmith · 04-19-2004, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
They are huge, but actually, non-venomous, they don't scream nor jump several feets in the air...and they only eat insect or small scorpion...kinda like the desert praying mantis...

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

No, that article is false, what I posted is true. They are actually space spiders from a desert world, and they will eat you while you sleep.

I would dig a moat around my tent and fill the moat with bug poison, and fog the area with raid every night.

I hate spiders.

JamesK · 04-19-2004, 08:13 AM

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Originally posted by BlueDesignStudios
welcome to last year

sexualdiva · 04-19-2004, 08:26 AM

venomous or not they are still creepy and really gross..

Manowar · 04-19-2004, 08:36 AM

Aww jeez, not this shit again

Tania · 04-19-2004, 08:53 AM

only shit looks very ugly

CDSmith · 04-19-2004, 08:55 AM

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Originally posted by Manowar
Aww jeez, not this shit again

I'm not forcing anyone to click at gunpoint.

but heyyy, that's not a bad idea.......

Hue G. Pness · 04-19-2004, 10:01 AM

Although they are really big that camera angle makes them look gigantic. Most of the time they are about the size of an average persons hand.

D_Nell · 04-19-2004, 10:09 AM

http://www.ecologicproductions.com/v...CK_spider.html

Heres the video on the spider

B40 · 04-19-2004, 10:12 AM

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Originally posted by D_Nell
http://www.ecologicproductions.com/v...CK_spider.html

Heres the video on the spider

That's a crazy video....glad those things are aren't over here

=^..^= · 04-19-2004, 10:16 AM

there are spiders just as big if not bigger in Australia
fortunately they are in the desert and we don't get them in the cities .... yet

the minute they do come to cities im fucking migrating!!!

Fletch XXX · 04-19-2004, 10:17 AM

spider is a spider.

black widows are much smaller and more deadly, we find those here.

black widows are in most garages across socal ;)

Floridiot · 04-19-2004, 10:18 AM

they look tasty

alias · 04-19-2004, 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by =^..^=
there are spiders just as big if not bigger in Australia
fortunately they are in the desert and we don't get them in the cities .... yet

the minute they do come to cities im fucking migrating!!!

AU has some wicked nasty spiders like the funnelweb.

HS-Trixxxia · 04-19-2004, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by B40

That's a crazy video....glad those things are aren't over here

Wait until the troops all come home with their equipment.....

eiht_98 · 04-19-2004, 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

=^..^= · 04-19-2004, 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by alias

AU has some wicked nasty spiders like the funnelweb.

Funnelwb are nasty - bite will kill you easily
but they are not all that aggressive
last place we lived they were EVERYWHERE and I MEAN everywhere
we always had them in our rooms everynight we'd have to check under the beds, behind doors, flip back the bed sheets real quick
i swear there were just hundreds of them in the building
one day Firehorse took to tryign to kill them and i swear he must have gone around the buliding for at least 4 hours trying to spray them all and he still couldnt kill them all they just kept coming.

Add to that we had Wolf Spiders and Red Bellied Black Snakes - needless to say we only lived there just over one month - we moved!!

Firehorse · 04-19-2004, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long. If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/graphx/pics/iraqspiders.jpg">

PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are spiders found daily in IRAQ by troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these in your tent!?

Another reason to never viist Iraq!

Firehorse · 04-19-2004, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=

Funnelwb are nasty - bite will kill you easily
but they are not all that aggressive
last place we lived they were EVERYWHERE and I MEAN everywhere
we always had them in our rooms everynight we'd have to check under the beds, behind doors, flip back the bed sheets real quick
i swear there were just hundreds of them in the building
one day Firehorse took to tryign to kill them and i swear he must have gone around the buliding for at least 4 hours trying to spray them all and he still couldnt kill them all they just kept coming.

Add to that we had Wolf Spiders and Red Bellied Black Snakes - needless to say we only lived there just over one month - we moved!!

It was fun!

Dirtydee · 04-19-2004, 10:52 AM

That is fucking creepy!!!

zzgundamnzz · 04-19-2004, 11:03 AM

Damn those things are scary. I hate spiders

Lykos · 04-19-2004, 01:02 PM

Damn,that is spider???

Corleone · 04-19-2004, 01:04 PM

i hate spiders

Basic_man · 04-19-2004, 01:06 PM

Holy fuck! I hate spiders..

CDSmith · 04-19-2004, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by Hue G. Pness
Most of the time they are about the size of an average persons hand.

That doesn't make me feel any better. I have really huge hands.

High Quality · 04-19-2004, 01:07 PM

Holy fucking shit!

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