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Jason · 04-16-2004, 09:27 PM

Seems that Lens didnt like the looping amateur fucking..

No problem.

I'll tell you what..

Who ever comes up with the best idea, I'll will have something cool added with your name in the PornDollar GFY banner.

The has to be a GFY first.

I will take entries till Sunday at Midnight PST

Post away!!!

p.s. This is very real. No Bull.

Spunky · 04-16-2004, 09:29 PM

Vitasoy · 04-16-2004, 09:31 PM

too bad I suck at ps, good luck to all who enter!

Jason · 04-16-2004, 09:32 PM

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Originally posted by Vitasoy
too bad I suck at ps, good luck to all who enter!

dont need a designer...

ideas mang.... ideas

AaronM · 04-16-2004, 09:32 PM

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Originally posted by Vitasoy
too bad I suck at ps, good luck to all who enter!

He said he needed an idea..He never said youhad to design it.

AaronM · 04-16-2004, 09:33 PM

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Originally posted by PornDollar

dont need a designer...

ideas mang.... ideas

See...I told ya so.

doober · 04-16-2004, 09:35 PM

I say we mix in some emeninem beats in there or something

Jason · 04-16-2004, 09:42 PM

Oracle has ICQ me his wisdom..

Something about him being jewish.

Oracle Porn · 04-16-2004, 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by PornDollar
Oracle has ICQ me his wisdom..

Something about him being jewish.

Doctor Dre · 04-16-2004, 09:54 PM

Hrmm make a story movie style like the diesel action banner ... Get a real great designer to make it .

Make a new episode each month of a here promoting porn sites or something like that.

AaronM · 04-16-2004, 10:05 PM

How about this Jason?

"Click AaronM's sig....SHEEP!"

Ironhorse · 04-16-2004, 10:10 PM

Do something about Hitler and his mad scientists, captured by Americans were working on the 'essence of porn', finally released after all these years. Madness man. It willl get you clicks

SykkBoy · 04-16-2004, 10:12 PM

how about a farting cat?

Jason · 04-16-2004, 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
how about a farting cat?

and it go to confessional... LOL.. OMG that would be great!

Digipimp · 04-16-2004, 10:29 PM

Hey I've got an idea, a big banner with nothing on it.

stevecore · 04-16-2004, 10:31 PM

a flash game of pin the tail on the donkey... but with aaron as the donkey.

Jason · 04-16-2004, 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by stevecore
a flash game of pin the tail on the donkey... but with aaron as the donkey.

stevecore · 04-16-2004, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by PornDollar

i just wanna see that sweet ass... is that too much to ask?

AaronM · 04-16-2004, 10:41 PM

Fuck both of you.

Now...Click my banner you bastards....Daddy wants a new mobile home.

tbabe · 04-16-2004, 10:55 PM

be different. Just throw up a text link saying "click here for free porn"

BrettJ · 04-17-2004, 12:06 AM

hmm.

something with where's waldo.

that lazy fuck - garlfield the cat - making money - while he sits on his ass eating lasagna - cuz he's using PD.

something with Jesus. let's see... hmm... something in the banner that subtly implies if the jews hadn't of killed jesus - he'd definately be using PD. (luckily our jewish friends have a good sense of humor)

do you offer prizes? maybe a loop of "big pimpin" playin' as you roll through all the cool shit - you've helped buy your webmasters over the last year... looping a bunch of pictures..

one of the coolest banners (definately not the clickiest, but coolest) would be Bradshaws - rock of gilbratar banner for maxcash - with the text under it that says - MaxCash has made me over a Million dollars this year (or something like that). it resonates.

have you been fined by the FTC yet? that's always somethign fun to talk about.

maybe somethign in Flash - a board room - jason/PD as trump (mock the tupee, and have him getting a BJ from Amy under the desk)... ruthlessly fire people - until one of the people mention one of your great projects/programs like 25$ payouts for something - and latch onto that idea - and flash it on the banner. the whole time playing cheesy 1970's porn music.

Classic Concentration inspired banner (Image of TV screen with two people fucking) + Dollar Sign = (Image of a pile of dollar bills)

Maybe go simple. List how many hosted galleries you have. looping money for money and the chicks for free ... or Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away from lost in translation

okny · 04-17-2004, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Hrmm make a story movie style like the diesel action banner ... Get a real great designer to make it .

Make a new episode each month of a here promoting porn sites or something like that.

I agree the story line will always catch more attention then just a bunch of boring text.

The Truth Hurts · 04-17-2004, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornDollar
Seems that Lens didnt like the looping amateur fucking..

maybe you needed to add some unauthorized copyrighted music on it.. those seem to be just fine.

Jason · 04-17-2004, 09:38 AM

bump for the day crew

jpwhits · 04-17-2004, 09:44 AM

A dollar bill appears on the ad then morphs into a stickman who walks into a shop and buys a massive gold chain and then goes and has sex with a stickwoman and then they morph into monkeys and swing from the money trees

Ross · 04-17-2004, 10:04 AM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
Hey I've got an idea, a big banner with nothing on it.

I like that. Then people would click to see what it was

Lykos · 04-17-2004, 10:15 AM

Juicy D. Links · 04-17-2004, 10:18 AM

Do what i did with the ADult Platinum banner i made few months ago massive CTR

JFK · 04-17-2004, 10:41 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Fuck both of you.

Now...Click my banner you bastards....Daddy wants a new mobile home.

first its a house, then a new car, Now a Mobile Home .......Where will it end ?

Jason · 04-17-2004, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Do what i did with the ADult Platinum banner i made few months ago massive CTR

which was?

slapass · 04-17-2004, 06:58 PM

I know why i promote you guys so maybe that will help sell it.

Full 1 day free trials. No 30 minutes free shit. If you can't give away free trials then it is micky d's for you.

Decent reality style tours helps.

MayhemX · 04-17-2004, 07:22 PM

Maybe develop a mascot.. you're called PornDollars.. so perhaps an 'interactive' dollar sign that is a little naughty.

Get the dude to visit people's bank accounts, or show a bunch of them filing into peoples wallets or pockets or something.. I mean, folks are wanting to make money right? So show em that they'll be laughing as the money just falls into their pockets.

This incorporates with the earlier recommendation of a 'series' of flash animations. If you have a primary character then it will become known within the industry and entertain folks. Nothing quite beats being entertained to endear you to someone.

Have some dollar signs fucking and 'procreating' so there are many little dollar signs... 'With PornDollars, sit back while your cashflow grows.. " or something like that... maybe even give the dollar sign a cock and 'watch it grow'..

just a couple of random thoughts anyways

Jason · 04-17-2004, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slapass
I know why i promote you guys so maybe that will help sell it.

Full 1 day free trials. No 30 minutes free shit. If you can't give away free trials then it is micky d's for you.

Decent reality style tours helps.

We're back to 3 day free trials.

Juicy D. Links · 04-17-2004, 07:32 PM

candyflip · 04-17-2004, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts

maybe you needed to add some unauthorized copyrighted music on it.. those seem to be just fine.

The ad actually had a 50-Cent loop in it.

dunefield · 04-17-2004, 07:42 PM

why don't you get a girl to shave pubes into a $ sign and put it as a banner...

cluck · 04-17-2004, 07:42 PM

[ Pic 1 ][ Pic 2 ][ Pic 3 ][ Pic 4]

Monique Niccole · 04-17-2004, 07:50 PM

Flash banner

Black background, white text -- text says "Ban this Banner"

Next...

Put the fucking girl back in...but on top of her, put a round "CENSORED" thingy on her ass:

To the right of it...

"Porn Dollar -- Banned by GOD"

and smaller text that says "Now $45 Per sign Up"

Jason · 04-17-2004, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Afrekete
Flash banner

Black background, white text -- text says "Ban this Banner"

Next...

Put the fucking girl back in...but on top of her, put a round "CENSORED" thingy on her ass:

To the right of it...

"Porn Dollar -- Banned by GOD"

and smaller text that says "Now $45 Per sign Up"

I like it..

But Lens is not GOD. =)

MayhemX · 04-17-2004, 07:58 PM

Going along with that similar feel...

Simple banner..

Black with the Porndollars logo.. that fades out (slide to the right) and then typing one letter at a time...

.. so Hardcore even GFY can't handle it...

Image of the GFY chick with her eyes bulging out of the sockets perhaps... then text (perhaps typing one letter again)..

Get in on the action today... Click here

Monique Niccole · 04-17-2004, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornDollar

I like it..

But Lens is not GOD. =)

we know that, but...

slapass · 04-17-2004, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by PornDollar

We're back to 3 day free trials.

Dude that is great! BUT why do you keep changing it and not telling us?

Jason · 04-18-2004, 09:32 AM

We switched to 1 day trials to see if signups/conversions were better.

Found that 3 days was best.

04-16-2004, 09:27 PM	#1
Jason Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,287	PornDollar Banner... Got Pulled.... Let's Have a Contest! Seems that Lens didnt like the looping amateur fucking.. No problem. I'll tell you what.. Who ever comes up with the best idea, I'll will have something cool added with your name in the PornDollar GFY banner. The has to be a GFY first. I will take entries till Sunday at Midnight PST Post away!!! p.s. This is very real. No Bull. __________________ I stay busy.

04-16-2004, 09:29 PM	#2
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,949	__________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

04-16-2004, 09:31 PM	#3
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	too bad I suck at ps, good luck to all who enter! __________________ [email protected]

04-16-2004, 09:42 PM	#8
Jason Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,287	Oracle has ICQ me his wisdom.. Something about him being jewish. __________________ I stay busy.

04-16-2004, 10:10 PM	#12
Ironhorse Pixel Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,093	Do something about Hitler and his mad scientists, captured by Americans were working on the 'essence of porn', finally released after all these years. Madness man. It willl get you clicks __________________ [email protected]

04-16-2004, 09:35 PM	#7
doober Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in yoOoo kitchen Posts: 6,984	I say we mix in some emeninem beats in there or something

04-16-2004, 10:05 PM	#11
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	How about this Jason? "Click AaronM's sig....SHEEP!"

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04-16-2004, 10:29 PM	#15
Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	Hey I've got an idea, a big banner with nothing on it. __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too

04-16-2004, 10:31 PM	#16
stevecore Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 6,130	a flash game of pin the tail on the donkey... but with aaron as the donkey.

04-16-2004, 10:41 PM	#19
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Fuck both of you. Now...Click my banner you bastards....Daddy wants a new mobile home.

04-16-2004, 10:55 PM	#20
tbabe Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,494	be different. Just throw up a text link saying "click here for free porn" __________________ Still one of the best programs on the net. According to their banner, you can get rich.

04-17-2004, 12:06 AM	#21
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	hmm. something with where's waldo. that lazy fuck - garlfield the cat - making money - while he sits on his ass eating lasagna - cuz he's using PD. something with Jesus. let's see... hmm... something in the banner that subtly implies if the jews hadn't of killed jesus - he'd definately be using PD. (luckily our jewish friends have a good sense of humor) do you offer prizes? maybe a loop of "big pimpin" playin' as you roll through all the cool shit - you've helped buy your webmasters over the last year... looping a bunch of pictures.. one of the coolest banners (definately not the clickiest, but coolest) would be Bradshaws - rock of gilbratar banner for maxcash - with the text under it that says - MaxCash has made me over a Million dollars this year (or something like that). it resonates. have you been fined by the FTC yet? that's always somethign fun to talk about. maybe somethign in Flash - a board room - jason/PD as trump (mock the tupee, and have him getting a BJ from Amy under the desk)... ruthlessly fire people - until one of the people mention one of your great projects/programs like 25$ payouts for something - and latch onto that idea - and flash it on the banner. the whole time playing cheesy 1970's porn music. Classic Concentration inspired banner (Image of TV screen with two people fucking) + Dollar Sign = (Image of a pile of dollar bills) Maybe go simple. List how many hosted galleries you have. looping money for money and the chicks for free ... or Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away from lost in translation

04-17-2004, 09:38 AM	#24
Jason Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,287	bump for the day crew __________________ I stay busy.

04-17-2004, 09:44 AM	#25
jpwhits Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,045	A dollar bill appears on the ad then morphs into a stickman who walks into a shop and buys a massive gold chain and then goes and has sex with a stickwoman and then they morph into monkeys and swing from the money trees __________________ ))<>((

04-17-2004, 10:15 AM	#27
Lykos Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World Posts: 31,027	__________________

04-17-2004, 10:18 AM	#28
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Do what i did with the ADult Platinum banner i made few months ago massive CTR

04-17-2004, 06:58 PM	#31
slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,625	I know why i promote you guys so maybe that will help sell it. Full 1 day free trials. No 30 minutes free shit. If you can't give away free trials then it is micky d's for you. Decent reality style tours helps.

04-17-2004, 07:22 PM	#32
MayhemX Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 55	Maybe develop a mascot.. you're called PornDollars.. so perhaps an 'interactive' dollar sign that is a little naughty. Get the dude to visit people's bank accounts, or show a bunch of them filing into peoples wallets or pockets or something.. I mean, folks are wanting to make money right? So show em that they'll be laughing as the money just falls into their pockets. This incorporates with the earlier recommendation of a 'series' of flash animations. If you have a primary character then it will become known within the industry and entertain folks. Nothing quite beats being entertained to endear you to someone. Have some dollar signs fucking and 'procreating' so there are many little dollar signs... 'With PornDollars, sit back while your cashflow grows.. " or something like that... maybe even give the dollar sign a cock and 'watch it grow'.. just a couple of random thoughts anyways __________________ Long Live Legion! "Anything is Possible..."

04-17-2004, 07:32 PM	#34
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992

04-17-2004, 07:42 PM	#36
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04-17-2004, 07:50 PM	#38
Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	Flash banner Black background, white text -- text says "Ban this Banner" Next... Put the fucking girl back in...but on top of her, put a round "CENSORED" thingy on her ass: To the right of it... "Porn Dollar -- Banned by GOD" and smaller text that says "Now $45 Per sign Up"

04-17-2004, 07:58 PM	#40
MayhemX Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 55	Going along with that similar feel... Simple banner.. Black with the Porndollars logo.. that fades out (slide to the right) and then typing one letter at a time... .. so Hardcore even GFY can't handle it... Image of the GFY chick with her eyes bulging out of the sockets perhaps... then text (perhaps typing one letter again).. Get in on the action today... Click here __________________ Long Live Legion! "Anything is Possible..."

04-18-2004, 09:32 AM	#43
Jason Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,287	We switched to 1 day trials to see if signups/conversions were better. Found that 3 days was best. __________________ I stay busy.