PornDollar Banner... Got Pulled.... Let's Have a Contest!
 

Seems that Lens didnt like the looping amateur fucking..

No problem.



I'll tell you what..

Who ever comes up with the best idea, I'll will have something cool added with your name in the PornDollar GFY banner.


The has to be a GFY first.


I will take entries till Sunday at Midnight PST


Post away!!!


p.s. This is very real. No Bull.

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too bad I suck at ps, good luck to all who enter!

dont need a designer...

ideas mang.... ideas

He said he needed an idea..He never said youhad to design it.

See...I told ya so. :glugglug

I say we mix in some emeninem beats in there or something

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Oracle has ICQ me his wisdom..

Something about him being jewish.

:Graucho

Hrmm make a story movie style like the diesel action banner ... Get a real great designer to make it .

Make a new episode each month of a here promoting porn sites or something like that.

How about this Jason?

"Click AaronM's sig....SHEEP!"

Do something about Hitler and his mad scientists, captured by Americans were working on the 'essence of porn', finally released after all these years. Madness man. It willl get you clicks :2 cents:

how about a farting cat?

and it go to confessional... LOL.. OMG that would be great!

Hey I've got an idea, a big banner with nothing on it.

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a flash game of pin the tail on the donkey... but with aaron as the donkey.:Graucho

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i just wanna see that sweet ass... is that too much to ask?

Fuck both of you.

Now...Click my banner you bastards....Daddy wants a new mobile home.

be different. Just throw up a text link saying "click here for free porn"

hmm.

something with where's waldo.

that lazy fuck - garlfield the cat - making money - while he sits on his ass eating lasagna - cuz he's using PD.

something with Jesus. let's see... hmm... something in the banner that subtly implies if the jews hadn't of killed jesus - he'd definately be using PD. (luckily our jewish friends have a good sense of humor)

do you offer prizes? maybe a loop of "big pimpin" playin' as you roll through all the cool shit - you've helped buy your webmasters over the last year... looping a bunch of pictures..

one of the coolest banners (definately not the clickiest, but coolest) would be Bradshaws - rock of gilbratar banner for maxcash - with the text under it that says - MaxCash has made me over a Million dollars this year (or something like that). it resonates.

have you been fined by the FTC yet? that's always somethign fun to talk about.

maybe somethign in Flash - a board room - jason/PD as trump (mock the tupee, and have him getting a BJ from Amy under the desk)... ruthlessly fire people - until one of the people mention one of your great projects/programs like 25$ payouts for something - and latch onto that idea - and flash it on the banner. the whole time playing cheesy 1970's porn music.

Classic Concentration inspired banner (Image of TV screen with two people fucking) + Dollar Sign = (Image of a pile of dollar bills)

Maybe go simple. List how many hosted galleries you have. looping money for money and the chicks for free ... or Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away from lost in translation

I agree the story line will always catch more attention then just a bunch of boring text.

maybe you needed to add some unauthorized copyrighted music on it.. those seem to be just fine.

bump for the day crew

A dollar bill appears on the ad then morphs into a stickman who walks into a shop and buys a massive gold chain and then goes and has sex with a stickwoman and then they morph into monkeys and swing from the money trees

I like that. Then people would click to see what it was :glugglug

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Do what i did with the ADult Platinum banner i made few months ago massive CTR

first its a house, then a new car, Now a Mobile Home .......Where will it end ?:1orglaugh

which was?

I know why i promote you guys so maybe that will help sell it.

Full 1 day free trials. No 30 minutes free shit. If you can't give away free trials then it is micky d's for you.

Decent reality style tours helps.

Maybe develop a mascot.. you're called PornDollars.. so perhaps an 'interactive' dollar sign that is a little naughty.

Get the dude to visit people's bank accounts, or show a bunch of them filing into peoples wallets or pockets or something.. I mean, folks are wanting to make money right? So show em that they'll be laughing as the money just falls into their pockets.

This incorporates with the earlier recommendation of a 'series' of flash animations. If you have a primary character then it will become known within the industry and entertain folks. Nothing quite beats being entertained to endear you to someone.

Have some dollar signs fucking and 'procreating' so there are many little dollar signs... 'With PornDollars, sit back while your cashflow grows.. " or something like that... maybe even give the dollar sign a cock and 'watch it grow'..

just a couple of random thoughts anyways :)

We're back to 3 day free trials.

:)

The ad actually had a 50-Cent loop in it. :1orglaugh

why don't you get a girl to shave pubes into a $ sign and put it as a banner...

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Flash banner

Black background, white text -- text says "Ban this Banner"

Next...

Put the fucking girl back in...but on top of her, put a round "CENSORED" thingy on her ass:

To the right of it...

"Porn Dollar -- Banned by GOD"

and smaller text that says "Now $45 Per sign Up"

I like it..

But Lens is not GOD. =)

Going along with that similar feel...

Simple banner..

Black with the Porndollars logo.. that fades out (slide to the right) and then typing one letter at a time...

.. so Hardcore even GFY can't handle it...

Image of the GFY chick with her eyes bulging out of the sockets perhaps... then text (perhaps typing one letter again)..

Get in on the action today... Click here

we know that, but... :winkwink:

Dude that is great! BUT why do you keep changing it and not telling us?

We switched to 1 day trials to see if signups/conversions were better.

Found that 3 days was best.