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hmm.
something with where's waldo.
that lazy fuck - garlfield the cat - making money - while he sits on his ass eating lasagna - cuz he's using PD.
something with Jesus. let's see... hmm... something in the banner that subtly implies if the jews hadn't of killed jesus - he'd definately be using PD. (luckily our jewish friends have a good sense of humor)
do you offer prizes? maybe a loop of "big pimpin" playin' as you roll through all the cool shit - you've helped buy your webmasters over the last year... looping a bunch of pictures..
one of the coolest banners (definately not the clickiest, but coolest) would be Bradshaws - rock of gilbratar banner for maxcash - with the text under it that says - MaxCash has made me over a Million dollars this year (or something like that). it resonates.
have you been fined by the FTC yet? that's always somethign fun to talk about.
maybe somethign in Flash - a board room - jason/PD as trump (mock the tupee, and have him getting a BJ from Amy under the desk)... ruthlessly fire people - until one of the people mention one of your great projects/programs like 25$ payouts for something - and latch onto that idea - and flash it on the banner. the whole time playing cheesy 1970's porn music.
Classic Concentration inspired banner (Image of TV screen with two people fucking) + Dollar Sign = (Image of a pile of dollar bills)
Maybe go simple. List how many hosted galleries you have. looping money for money and the chicks for free ... or Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away from lost in translation
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