Girl on My Couch.. What to do? - GoFuckYourself.com

kmanrox · 04-16-2004, 01:12 PM

I'm not even horny tonight, I'm drunk.

Do I wake her up and ask her to come to the bedroom (or any of them for all I care)...

Or do I just let her be, and go to sleep without messin with her?

You tell me.

And don't say 'you've got problems if you let a chick fall asleep in the first place'.. Because she passed out as soon as we got home, she was too drunk. Plus I had to play counter strike hahaha

mrthumbs · 04-16-2004, 01:14 PM

not worth it.. leave it.

beergood · 04-16-2004, 01:14 PM

Leave her ass on the couch. Nothing worse than have a drunk chick try to "snuggle" up to you when you're drunk. Just throw a sheet over her like you give a fuck.

Babagirls · 04-16-2004, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
not worth it.. leave it.

let her sleep

Katlicious72 · 04-16-2004, 01:16 PM

I'd make her blow you in the morning, payment for letting her sleep on your couch LOL

Webasic · 04-16-2004, 01:16 PM

walk out buck fuckin' nakid and wake her up...then play it from there, that's all all have for you

Fletch XXX · 04-16-2004, 01:16 PM

dont fall for it.

shes gonna wait until you pass out and then rob you

never trust a passed out bitch

punker barbie · 04-16-2004, 01:16 PM

STOP posting on GFY- and go try to get in her panties..... shit your drunk what the hell you got to lose??????

puresexnow · 04-16-2004, 01:16 PM

It all depends on what you mean by "girl"

okny · 04-16-2004, 01:18 PM

Let the girl sleep and get some rest, there is always morning

Lucy · 04-16-2004, 01:18 PM

let her sleep, you both don't want to be sorry for something what's happened when you were drunk

sexyclicks · 04-16-2004, 01:19 PM

take pics first of all

beergood · 04-16-2004, 01:20 PM

Even better idea....

Get out your digital camera, strip her naked and take pictures for us.

or

Get out your digital camera, strip her naked and take pictures of you tea bagging her. (don't have to post those but its always fun)

candyflip · 04-16-2004, 01:22 PM

Does she have a penis? That would definitely have some effect on my decision

Holly · 04-16-2004, 01:22 PM

Tell her you'll buy her a pair of shoes. I'd get up for that.

Jer · 04-16-2004, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
dont fall for it.

shes gonna wait until you pass out and then rob you

never trust a passed out bitch

What he said!

sexsup · 04-16-2004, 01:24 PM

Let her on the bed

Lykos · 04-16-2004, 01:26 PM

Go to sleep if u fell not doing it

kmanrox · 04-16-2004, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
dont fall for it.

shes gonna wait until you pass out and then rob you

never trust a passed out bitch

watch, money, passport etc are in the safe... the only other valuables are my 2 flatscreen monitors and the plasma tv... =)

Goose · 04-16-2004, 01:31 PM

lol when you prefer playing counter strike instead of having a try with her, you'd better leave things as they are

-=HOAX=- · 04-16-2004, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox

watch, money, passport etc are in the safe... the only other valuables are my 2 flatscreen monitors and the plasma tv... =)

How big is her purse?

kmanrox · 04-16-2004, 01:33 PM

ok its 330am im gonna eat a xanax, see if there's any football(soccer) on tv, then go to sleep... see yas!

kmanrox · 04-16-2004, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

How big is her purse?

small, fake diesel purse

erehwon · 04-16-2004, 04:01 PM

Morning monkey sex!

axelcat · 04-16-2004, 04:02 PM

Kick the biotch out

Manowar · 04-16-2004, 04:05 PM

I have to say that drunken sex is sometimes better than counter strike, but a good few rounds on dust is pretty damn exciting

bufferover · 04-16-2004, 04:06 PM

Huh what are you waithing for fuck her

punker barbie · 04-16-2004, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dimitar
Huh what are you waithing for fuck her

same thing i said!!!!

Dawgy · 04-16-2004, 04:08 PM

you actually brought something home that has a pussy instead of a dick? im impressed

jpwhits · 04-16-2004, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
I have to say that drunken sex is sometimes better than counter strike, but a good few rounds on dust is pretty damn exciting

boner exciting?

tungsten · 04-16-2004, 04:11 PM

and then

DR_PHIL · 04-16-2004, 04:12 PM

go get something to eat

Monique Niccole · 04-16-2004, 04:15 PM

If she's already passed out, don't fuck with her....she'll just puke on ya.

Rob · 04-16-2004, 04:16 PM

Pour water on her crotch and take a picture while tea-bagging her. Post it and I'll slap "OWNED" on it for you at no charge.

CAHEK · 04-16-2004, 04:21 PM

tell her...she will get owned

beemk · 04-16-2004, 04:21 PM

wake her up and tell her to get the fuck out

TheEnforcer · 04-16-2004, 06:03 PM

Go to sleep and get morning sex when you're both sober!!

RainMailer · 04-16-2004, 06:19 PM

Turn out the lights and let some friends run the train for 59.95 each. Thats gonna give you some good conversion ratios on this chick. 5/5 or 10/10 depends on how many friends you got. HEHE let her sleep and tear that ass up in the morning but then again she may feel like shit in the morning and you not get a damn thing. hrmm.....

Eservices2k3 · 04-16-2004, 06:30 PM

"Girl on My Couch.. What to do?"

What should you do? Get her tested for HIV.

Kalifornia · 04-16-2004, 06:31 PM

Yeah let her sleep

Mr. Jim · 04-16-2004, 06:32 PM

does this girl have a penis Kman........

lurking · 04-16-2004, 06:34 PM

there is a reason she is drunk and in your house.. don't be a tool, fool.

stevecore · 04-16-2004, 06:35 PM

check her pants for a cock.

maxdaname · 04-16-2004, 06:39 PM

In the words of Leon Phelps (The Ladies Man):"Do It In Da Butt"

Cyborg 2.0 · 04-16-2004, 06:42 PM

if u are in that stituation in reality (not imagining it) and ur posting on gfy u'v got issues

myjah · 04-16-2004, 07:55 PM

go to bed alone. obviously she's not that hot or this wouldnt even be a question

TweetyBird · 04-16-2004, 07:56 PM

hehe

Los · 04-16-2004, 08:30 PM

haha got to take advantage of the situation but you did fuck up by playing counter strike.

kmanrox · 04-17-2004, 01:43 PM

ok... all you haters and loser who havent had pussy since pussy had you win a victory against 'the other kind of people' like me...

i ended up where she came into my bedroom, took a shower, went to sleep, groped me like she wanted to fuck, I then (im very stubborn and petty) i refused to touch her back and ate 3 xanax bars and went to sleep... oh i also TOLD her to move to the other side of the bed because she was encroaching my area....

either way, i had a great game of CS...

tonight it is now 24 hours later and i passed on 3 layboys that I was 'hunting' with my 'ladyboy hunter' friend.... tonight was 'katoey' night and i just didnt see anything that looked hotter than a real chick... so here i am... talking to you fuckers... about to play CS again....

freedom is good... life is good... carry on.

Weppel · 04-17-2004, 01:45 PM

You should have fucked her.

04-16-2004, 01:12 PM	#1
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,293	Girl on My Couch.. What to do? I'm not even horny tonight, I'm drunk. Do I wake her up and ask her to come to the bedroom (or any of them for all I care)... Or do I just let her be, and go to sleep without messin with her? You tell me. And don't say 'you've got problems if you let a chick fall asleep in the first place'.. Because she passed out as soon as we got home, she was too drunk. Plus I had to play counter strike hahaha __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

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beergood Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: United States Posts: 2,918	Leave her ass on the couch. Nothing worse than have a drunk chick try to "snuggle" up to you when you're drunk. Just throw a sheet over her like you give a fuck.

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Webasic Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,889	walk out buck fuckin' nakid and wake her up...then play it from there, that's all all have for you

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beergood Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: United States Posts: 2,918	Even better idea.... Get out your digital camera, strip her naked and take pictures for us. or Get out your digital camera, strip her naked and take pictures of you tea bagging her. (don't have to post those but its always fun)

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Mr. Jim Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 4,372	does this girl have a penis Kman........

04-16-2004, 06:34 PM	#42
lurking Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 868	there is a reason she is drunk and in your house.. don't be a tool, fool.