Girl on My Couch.. What to do?
 

I'm not even horny tonight, I'm drunk.

Do I wake her up and ask her to come to the bedroom (or any of them for all I care)...

Or do I just let her be, and go to sleep without messin with her?

You tell me.

And don't say 'you've got problems if you let a chick fall asleep in the first place'.. Because she passed out as soon as we got home, she was too drunk. Plus I had to play counter strike hahaha

not worth it.. leave it.

Leave her ass on the couch. Nothing worse than have a drunk chick try to "snuggle" up to you when you're drunk. Just throw a sheet over her like you give a fuck.

let her sleep :)

I'd make her blow you in the morning, payment for letting her sleep on your couch LOL

walk out buck fuckin' nakid and wake her up...then play it from there, that's all all have for you :thumbsup

dont fall for it.

shes gonna wait until you pass out and then rob you

never trust a passed out bitch

:glugglug

STOP posting on GFY- and go try to get in her panties..... shit your drunk what the hell you got to lose??????

It all depends on what you mean by "girl"

Let the girl sleep and get some rest, there is always morning :Graucho

let her sleep, you both don't want to be sorry for something what's happened when you were drunk:winkwink:

take pics first of all

Even better idea....



Get out your digital camera, strip her naked and take pictures for us.

or

Get out your digital camera, strip her naked and take pictures of you tea bagging her. (don't have to post those but its always fun)

Does she have a penis? That would definitely have some effect on my decision :winkwink:

Tell her you'll buy her a pair of shoes. I'd get up for that.

What he said!

Let her on the bed :thumbsup

Go to sleep if u fell not doing it:glugglug

watch, money, passport etc are in the safe... the only other valuables are my 2 flatscreen monitors and the plasma tv... =)

lol when you prefer playing counter strike instead of having a try with her, you'd better leave things as they are

How big is her purse?

ok its 330am im gonna eat a xanax, see if there's any football(soccer) on tv, then go to sleep... see yas!

small, fake diesel purse

Morning monkey sex! :thumbsup

Kick the biotch out

I have to say that drunken sex is sometimes better than counter strike, but a good few rounds on dust is pretty damn exciting

Huh what are you waithing for fuck her :)

same thing i said!!!!

you actually brought something home that has a pussy instead of a dick? im impressed :1orglaugh

boner exciting?

:rasta and then :Graucho

go get something to eat

If she's already passed out, don't fuck with her....she'll just puke on ya. :glugglug

Pour water on her crotch and take a picture while tea-bagging her. Post it and I'll slap "OWNED" on it for you at no charge. :Graucho

tell her...she will get owned

wake her up and tell her to get the fuck out

Go to sleep and get morning sex when you're both sober!! :thumbsup

Turn out the lights and let some friends run the train for 59.95 each. Thats gonna give you some good conversion ratios on this chick. 5/5 or 10/10 depends on how many friends you got. HEHE let her sleep and tear that ass up in the morning but then again she may feel like shit in the morning and you not get a damn thing. hrmm.....

"Girl on My Couch.. What to do?"

What should you do? Get her tested for HIV.

Yeah let her sleep

does this girl have a penis Kman........

there is a reason she is drunk and in your house.. don't be a tool, fool.

check her pants for a cock.

In the words of Leon Phelps (The Ladies Man):"Do It In Da Butt":thumbsup

if u are in that stituation in reality (not imagining it) and ur posting on gfy u'v got issues

go to bed alone. obviously she's not that hot or this wouldnt even be a question

hehe :Graucho

haha got to take advantage of the situation but you did fuck up by playing counter strike.

ok... all you haters and loser who havent had pussy since pussy had you win a victory against 'the other kind of people' like me...

i ended up where she came into my bedroom, took a shower, went to sleep, groped me like she wanted to fuck, I then (im very stubborn and petty) i refused to touch her back and ate 3 xanax bars and went to sleep... oh i also TOLD her to move to the other side of the bed because she was encroaching my area....

either way, i had a great game of CS...


tonight it is now 24 hours later and i passed on 3 layboys that I was 'hunting' with my 'ladyboy hunter' friend.... tonight was 'katoey' night and i just didnt see anything that looked hotter than a real chick... so here i am... talking to you fuckers... about to play CS again....

freedom is good... life is good... carry on.

You should have fucked her.