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04-15-2004, 12:03 AM
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GFY Royality ;)
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I'm so fat.....
..That even my clothes have stretchmarks and I have to wear a payphone for a beeper.
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04-15-2004, 12:06 AM
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youre so fat youre blood type is Ragu
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04-15-2004, 12:07 AM
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youre so fat you have your own gravity
youre so fat when you move you change the tides
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04-15-2004, 12:09 AM
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Sofa King Band
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Hmm... lemme see.... I'm so fat that my waist line is actually considered an equator. |
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04-15-2004, 12:09 AM
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your so fat when you go to the movies you sit next to everyone.
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04-15-2004, 12:10 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Gee don't worry be happy you not the only one
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04-15-2004, 12:10 AM
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I'm here for SPORT
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mmmmmm ragu
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04-15-2004, 12:10 AM
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Long time no happy ending
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You're not fat... you're undertall.
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04-15-2004, 12:11 AM
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Entrepreneur
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The worse thing about being heavy is when you can turn the AC down to 65 and it still feels warm and every one is going what the fuck its freezing in here.
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04-15-2004, 12:11 AM
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Sofa King Band
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Lying down!!! |
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04-15-2004, 12:14 AM
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youre so fat i had to refill my gas tank twice to drive around you
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04-15-2004, 12:15 AM
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Your so fat, the last time you saw 90210 was on the scale.
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04-15-2004, 12:15 AM
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GFY Royality ;)
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I'm so fat...It takes 2 trips for me to haul ass.
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04-15-2004, 12:17 AM
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That's a good one. |
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04-15-2004, 12:17 AM
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Your so fat, you've got more chins than a chinese phone book.
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04-15-2004, 12:18 AM
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pain in the Ass
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I'm athletic... whoops wrong thread.
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04-15-2004, 12:18 AM
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Your so fat, you have your own zip code.
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04-15-2004, 12:19 AM
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Your so fat, that if you bought a fur coat, the species would
become extinct. |
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04-15-2004, 12:19 AM
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GFY Royality ;)
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Just remember ladies...The fatter a guy is...The more playground he has for you.
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04-15-2004, 12:22 AM
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Your so fat your cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
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04-15-2004, 12:22 AM
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youre so fat when you went to weigh yourself the scales commited suicide
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04-15-2004, 12:26 AM
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Ryde or Die
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keep da fat jokes comin
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04-15-2004, 12:27 AM
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GFY Royality ;)
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Pillsbury called...They need a new doughboy.
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04-15-2004, 12:28 AM
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youre so fat when u stepped on the scales it said to be continued
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04-15-2004, 12:29 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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your so fat your shadow crushed a small dog
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04-15-2004, 12:29 AM
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Your so fat.....
you weigh more than my postcount. FF |
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04-15-2004, 12:30 AM
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GFY Royality ;)
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You're so fat...You make AaronM look like a midget.
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04-15-2004, 12:31 AM
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don"t worry you are not only you fat
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04-15-2004, 12:32 AM
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GFY Royality ;)
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Translation....Anybody? |
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04-15-2004, 12:34 AM
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You're so fat you jumped in the air and got stuck.
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04-15-2004, 01:13 AM
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TheHun's Yellow Pages!
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You're so fat you can't go to the beach anymore...
...they keep dragging you back into the sea |
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04-15-2004, 01:15 AM
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Top Rated CEO
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I'm so stupid it took me an hour to cook minute rice
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04-15-2004, 01:18 AM
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Traffillionaire
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You're so fat, you broke your family tree |
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04-15-2004, 01:19 AM
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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you're so fat Star Jones called you tubby.
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Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war. |
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04-15-2004, 01:22 AM
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TheHun's Yellow Pages!
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04-15-2004, 01:26 AM
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 Here's mine: You're so fat, that when you put on a Malcom X t-shirt, a helicopter tried to land on you! Also, since AaronM is not only fat but also poor (haha): You're so poor, that I went over to your house, and when I walked into the front door, I walked out the back door at the same time!
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04-15-2004, 02:18 AM
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Listen to your body man! Move your butt and lose weight.
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04-15-2004, 02:25 AM
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04-15-2004, 02:27 AM
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hmmm ....
I have gained 10 pounds so far this year , my panties are like getting smaller everyday , i just blame it on the dryer |
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04-15-2004, 02:28 AM
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See sig. Join Epic Cash.
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04-15-2004, 02:43 AM
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So Fucking What
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You are so fat that when you went to KFC and they asked you what size bucket you wanted... you said "The one on the roof".
You are so fat that the horse on your polo shirt is real |
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04-15-2004, 03:19 AM
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You're so fat, you could sell shade.
You're so fat, you use Interstate 95 as a slip and slide! You're so fat, they took your baby pictures via satellite! You're so fat, every time you turn around people throw you a welcome back party. |
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04-15-2004, 03:41 AM
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You're so fat they call you Tubby Bob
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04-15-2004, 04:09 AM
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ragu rules |
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04-15-2004, 04:19 AM
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lol, good one
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04-15-2004, 04:24 AM
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Fucked if I know
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....you make Garfield look skinny...
....you were proud to be named the tenth planet..... ....you were the entire senior class.... ....you're on both sides of the family..... ....it takes two tow trucks and a crane to get you out of your house....
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04-15-2004, 05:59 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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hi
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