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Originally posted by michel
You're so fat you can't go to the beach anymore...
...they keep dragging you back into the sea
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Nice one ... reminds me of Whale Rider
Here's mine:
You're so fat, that when you put on a Malcom X t-shirt, a helicopter tried to land on you!
Also, since AaronM is not only fat but also poor (haha):
You're so poor, that I went over to your house, and when I walked into the front door, I walked out the back door at the same time!