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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46923

    #1

    I'm so fat.....

    ..That even my clothes have stretchmarks and I have to wear a payphone for a beeper.
  • Frank The Tank
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3225

    #2
    youre so fat youre blood type is Ragu
    aim : titanceltic icq : 307499327 Frank[@]babesandstuff.com

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    • Frank The Tank
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2003
      • 3225

      #3
      youre so fat you have your own gravity
      youre so fat when you move you change the tides
      aim : titanceltic icq : 307499327 Frank[@]babesandstuff.com

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      • StuartD
        Sofa King Band
        • Jul 2002
        • 29903

        #4
        Originally posted by basadmin
        youre so fat youre blood type is Ragu
        hahaha.... I'm sure it's a sad fact, but I actually hadn't heard that one before.

        Hmm... lemme see....

        I'm so fat that my waist line is actually considered an equator.
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        • lagwagon
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 8464

          #5
          your so fat when you go to the movies you sit next to everyone.

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          • bufferover
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jan 2004
            • 25210

            #6
            Gee don't worry be happy you not the only one

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            • SleazyDream
              I'm here for SPORT
              • Jul 2001
              • 41470

              #7
              mmmmmm ragu
              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

              Now read without the word dog.

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              • Peter Romero
                Long time no happy ending
                • Feb 2003
                • 10604

                #8
                You're not fat... you're undertall.


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                • KRL
                  Entrepreneur
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 31429

                  #9
                  The worse thing about being heavy is when you can turn the AC down to 65 and it still feels warm and every one is going what the fuck its freezing in here.

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                  • StuartD
                    Sofa King Band
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 29903

                    #10
                    Originally posted by POV Porn guy
                    You're not fat... you're undertall.
                    He's 4 and a half feet tall....

                    Lying down!!!
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                    • Frank The Tank
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 3225

                      #11
                      youre so fat i had to refill my gas tank twice to drive around you
                      aim : titanceltic icq : 307499327 Frank[@]babesandstuff.com

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                      • FuckFind
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 1188

                        #12
                        Your so fat, the last time you saw 90210 was on the scale.

                        FF!

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                        • AaronM
                          GFY Royality ;)
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 46923

                          #13
                          I'm so fat...It takes 2 trips for me to haul ass.

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                          • Mr. Marks
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2001
                            • 7517

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AaronM
                            I'm so fat...It takes 2 trips for me to haul ass.

                            That's a good one.

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                            • overlord
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 3670

                              #15
                              Your so fat, you've got more chins than a chinese phone book.

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                              • AnalProbe
                                pain in the Ass
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 3727

                                #16
                                I'm athletic... whoops wrong thread.

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                                • Vanilla
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 8097

                                  #17
                                  Your so fat, you have your own zip code.
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                                  • overlord
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 3670

                                    #18
                                    Your so fat, that if you bought a fur coat, the species would
                                    become extinct.

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                                    • AaronM
                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 46923

                                      #19
                                      Just remember ladies...The fatter a guy is...The more playground he has for you.

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                                      • FuckFind
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 1188

                                        #20
                                        Your so fat your cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

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                                        • Frank The Tank
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 3225

                                          #21
                                          youre so fat when you went to weigh yourself the scales commited suicide
                                          aim : titanceltic icq : 307499327 Frank[@]babesandstuff.com

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                                          • wdsguy
                                            Ryde or Die
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 19568

                                            #22
                                            keep da fat jokes comin

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                                            • AaronM
                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 46923

                                              #23
                                              Pillsbury called...They need a new doughboy.

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                                              • Frank The Tank
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 3225

                                                #24
                                                youre so fat when u stepped on the scales it said to be continued
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                                                • baddog
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 107089

                                                  #25
                                                  your so fat your shadow crushed a small dog

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                                                  • FuckFind
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                    • 1188

                                                    #26
                                                    Your so fat.....




































                                                    you weigh more than my postcount.



                                                    FF

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                                                    • AaronM
                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 46923

                                                      #27
                                                      You're so fat...You make AaronM look like a midget.

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                                                      • Tania
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                        • 5393

                                                        #28
                                                        don"t worry you are not only you fat

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                                                        • AaronM
                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 46923

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Tania
                                                          don"t worry you are not only you fat

                                                          Translation....Anybody?

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                                                          • Kard63
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                            • 8944

                                                            #30
                                                            You're so fat you jumped in the air and got stuck.

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                                                            • michel
                                                              TheHun's Yellow Pages!
                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                              • 3420

                                                              #31
                                                              You're so fat you can't go to the beach anymore...



                                                              ...they keep dragging you back into the sea

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                                                              • Mr Pheer
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 22083

                                                                #32
                                                                I'm so stupid it took me an hour to cook minute rice

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                                                                • hova
                                                                  Traffillionaire
                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 22430

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by michel
                                                                  You're so fat you can't go to the beach anymore...



                                                                  ...they keep dragging you back into the sea
                                                                  LOLLLLLLL

                                                                  You're so fat, you broke your family tree
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                                                                  • smack
                                                                    Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                    • 10652

                                                                    #34
                                                                    you're so fat Star Jones called you tubby.
                                                                    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                    • michel
                                                                      TheHun's Yellow Pages!
                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                      • 3420

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by hova


                                                                      LOLLLLLLL

                                                                      You're so fat, you broke your family tree
                                                                      heheheh, hey Dutchie!

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                                                                      • KraZ
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                        • 2636

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by michel
                                                                        You're so fat you can't go to the beach anymore...



                                                                        ...they keep dragging you back into the sea
                                                                        Nice one ... reminds me of Whale Rider

                                                                        Here's mine:

                                                                        You're so fat, that when you put on a Malcom X t-shirt, a helicopter tried to land on you!

                                                                        Also, since AaronM is not only fat but also poor (haha):

                                                                        You're so poor, that I went over to your house, and when I walked into the front door, I walked out the back door at the same time!
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                                                                        • Mr. Marks
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                          • 7517

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Listen to your body man! Move your butt and lose weight.

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                                                                          • Trax
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                                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                                            • 14486

                                                                            #38

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                                                                            • webgurl
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 7954

                                                                              #39
                                                                              hmmm ....
                                                                              I have gained 10 pounds so far this year , my panties are like getting smaller everyday , i just blame it on the dryer

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                                                                              • psyko514
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                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                • 22366

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                ..That even my clothes have stretchmarks
                                                                                Don't you just hate that?

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                                                                                • xNetworx
                                                                                  So Fucking What
                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 14445

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  You are so fat that when you went to KFC and they asked you what size bucket you wanted... you said "The one on the roof".

                                                                                  You are so fat that the horse on your polo shirt is real

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                                                                                  • baycouples
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                                    • 1341

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    You're so fat, you could sell shade.

                                                                                    You're so fat, you use Interstate 95 as a slip and slide!

                                                                                    You're so fat, they took your baby pictures via satellite!

                                                                                    You're so fat, every time you turn around people throw you a welcome back party.

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                                                                                    • Andreas
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                      • 729

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      You're so fat they call you Tubby Bob
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                                                                                      • shermo

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                        mmmmmm ragu
                                                                                        You fucking vampire!

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                                                                                        • TheFrog
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                          • 4095

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by basadmin
                                                                                          youre so fat youre blood type is Ragu
                                                                                          ragu rules

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                                                                                          • TweetyBird
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                                                            • 8532

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            lol, good one
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                                                                                            • Tala
                                                                                              Fucked if I know
                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                              • 23368

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              ....you make Garfield look skinny...

                                                                                              ....you were proud to be named the tenth planet.....

                                                                                              ....you were the entire senior class....

                                                                                              ....you're on both sides of the family.....

                                                                                              ....it takes two tow trucks and a crane to get you out of your house....

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                                                                                              • Lykos
                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                                                • 31032

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by basadmin
                                                                                                youre so fat you have your own gravity
                                                                                                youre so fat when you move you change the tides
                                                                                                Hahaha,really good fat jokes

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                                                                                                • Ash@phpFX
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                                  • 4292

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by basadmin
                                                                                                  youre so fat you have your own gravity
                                                                                                  youre so fat when you move you change the tides
                                                                                                  everyone and everything has its own gravity

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                                                                                                  • JamesK
                                                                                                    hi
                                                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                                                    • 16731

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by basadmin
                                                                                                    youre so fat youre blood type is Ragu
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