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Old 04-13-2004, 02:50 PM   #1
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Funny Email Of The Day :)))

Tuesday 13th of April 2004 05:42:41 PM

Name: Ryan Campbell
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Inquiry: I'm a man looking for a chance to be a porn star. I'm 18 and I dont want to be in any man on man movies. I want to be the worlds number one porn star so please let me know if you want a white male that stands 6'1" and will be sertan tipes of movies i have a 6" cock and i will get a bigger one if nesasery.

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Old 04-13-2004, 02:58 PM   #2
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Old 04-13-2004, 06:57 PM   #3
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Old 04-13-2004, 07:00 PM   #4
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I get some real funny ones too, sending me cock pics ans shit, I tell them sure I have work for them, and I desribe the "gimp" scene in pulp fiction. That usually turns them away. The fucking get on my nerves, or I tell them save about 10K and do it yourself, then you can be your own star, lol. The dont seem tp uinderstand that, "not looking for males" means not looking for males. Lol, fucking idiots
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Old 04-13-2004, 07:04 PM   #5
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damn i should give out my email address on my site, i want some laughs
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Old 04-13-2004, 07:06 PM   #6
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Old 04-13-2004, 07:18 PM   #7
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shit where is this mystical place where i can trade in cock for a bigger one? i want a ticket there asap
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Old 04-13-2004, 08:12 PM   #8
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lol he will get a bigger cock, tell him you will hire him if he grows it an inch then start selling him penis pills
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Old 04-13-2004, 09:21 PM   #9
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Aww give the kid a chance. Its sounds like he don't get none anyway.
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Old 04-13-2004, 09:28 PM   #10
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Old 04-14-2004, 09:12 AM   #11
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Old 04-14-2004, 09:38 AM   #12
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if you have any porn stars vacancy just let me know - im a new Ron Jeremy!
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Old 04-14-2004, 09:40 AM   #13
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Old 04-14-2004, 09:42 AM   #14
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what does he mean, he'll get a bigger one if necessary. Go down the dick shop and buy a new one, hand fitted ?
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Old 04-14-2004, 09:43 AM   #15
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wot a sad sad man, he's 6"1 but is dick is 6cm lol
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Old 04-14-2004, 09:43 AM   #16
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He might have seen the movie 'Boogie nights' too many times..
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Old 04-14-2004, 09:46 AM   #17
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wot a sad sad man, he's 6"1 but is dick is 6cm lol
pretty sure he meant inches..
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Old 04-14-2004, 09:49 AM   #18
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lol he thinks of moving mountains with his 18 years... kids...
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Old 04-14-2004, 09:51 AM   #19
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