Funny Email Of The Day :)))
 

Tuesday 13th of April 2004 05:42:41 PM

Name: Ryan Campbell
Company:
Email: [email protected]
Phone:
Contact Method: email
Inquiry: I'm a man looking for a chance to be a porn star. I'm 18 and I dont want to be in any man on man movies. I want to be the worlds number one porn star so please let me know if you want a white male that stands 6'1" and will be sertan tipes of movies i have a 6" cock and i will get a bigger one if nesasery.

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feel free to send him an email :)

muhahaha :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I get some real funny ones too, sending me cock pics ans shit, I tell them sure I have work for them, and I desribe the "gimp" scene in pulp fiction. That usually turns them away. The fucking get on my nerves, or I tell them save about 10K and do it yourself, then you can be your own star, lol. The dont seem tp uinderstand that, "not looking for males" means not looking for males. Lol, fucking idiots

damn i should give out my email address on my site, i want some laughs :1orglaugh

fun ... :)

shit where is this mystical place where i can trade in cock for a bigger one? i want a ticket there asap

lol he will get a bigger cock, tell him you will hire him if he grows it an inch then start selling him penis pills

Aww give the kid a chance. Its sounds like he don't get none anyway.

:1orglaugh He needs FastSize! :thumbsup

Haha:1orglaugh

if you have any porn stars vacancy just let me know - im a new Ron Jeremy! :) :1orglaugh

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what does he mean, he'll get a bigger one if necessary. Go down the dick shop and buy a new one, hand fitted ? :1orglaugh

wot a sad sad man, he's 6"1 but is dick is 6cm lol

He might have seen the movie 'Boogie nights' too many times..:winkwink:

pretty sure he meant inches..

lol he thinks of moving mountains with his 18 years... kids...

Answer my e-mail god dammit :mad: