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|  04-13-2004, 02:50 PM | #1 | 
| Pimping 8EZ Industry Role:  Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: New Jersey 
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			 Tuesday 13th of April 2004 05:42:41 PM Name: Ryan Campbell Company: Email: [email protected] Phone: Contact Method: email Inquiry: I'm a man looking for a chance to be a porn star. I'm 18 and I dont want to be in any man on man movies. I want to be the worlds number one porn star so please let me know if you want a white male that stands 6'1" and will be sertan tipes of movies i have a 6" cock and i will get a bigger one if nesasery. ---- feel free to send him an email  
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|  04-13-2004, 02:58 PM | #2 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: QC 
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				 | muhahaha   | 
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|  04-13-2004, 06:57 PM | #3 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want 
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|  04-13-2004, 07:00 PM | #4 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Philly, PA 
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				 | I get some real funny ones too, sending me cock pics ans shit, I tell them sure I have work for them, and I desribe the "gimp" scene in pulp fiction. That usually turns them away. The fucking get on my nerves, or I tell them save about 10K and do it yourself, then you can be your own star, lol. The dont seem tp uinderstand that, "not looking for males" means not looking for males. Lol, fucking idiots | 
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|  04-13-2004, 07:04 PM | #5 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Alberta, Canada 
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				 | damn i should give out my email address on my site, i want some laughs   | 
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|  04-13-2004, 07:06 PM | #6 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 
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				 | fun ...   
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|  04-13-2004, 07:18 PM | #7 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 
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				 | shit where is this mystical place where i can trade in cock for a bigger one? i want a ticket there asap | 
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|  04-13-2004, 08:12 PM | #8 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 
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				 | lol he will get a bigger cock, tell him you will hire him if he grows it an inch then start selling him penis pills | 
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|  04-13-2004, 09:21 PM | #9 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New York! 
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				 | Aww give the kid a chance. Its sounds like he don't get none anyway. | 
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|  04-13-2004, 09:28 PM | #10 | 
| Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com         ICQ 512915 
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				 |  He needs FastSize!  | 
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|  04-14-2004, 09:12 AM | #11 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role:  Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World 
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				 | Haha  
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|  04-14-2004, 09:38 AM | #12 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 
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				 | if you have any porn stars vacancy just let me know - im a new Ron Jeremy!     
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|  04-14-2004, 09:40 AM | #13 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Vault 
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|  04-14-2004, 09:42 AM | #14 | 
| jellyfish     Join Date: Dec 2003 
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				 | what does he mean, he'll get a bigger one if necessary. Go down  the dick shop and buy a new one, hand fitted ?   | 
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|  04-14-2004, 09:43 AM | #15 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Scotland 
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				 | wot a sad sad man, he's 6"1 but is dick is 6cm lol | 
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|  04-14-2004, 09:43 AM | #16 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: AWEmpire.com 
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				 |   He might have seen the movie 'Boogie nights' too many times..  | 
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|  04-14-2004, 09:46 AM | #17 | |
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: san diego 
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|  04-14-2004, 09:49 AM | #18 | 
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				 | lol he thinks of moving mountains with his 18 years... kids... 
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|  04-14-2004, 09:51 AM | #19 | 
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				 | Answer my e-mail god dammit       | 
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