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"Assassins"
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Fucking fat friends.
Had a shot with a real hottie lastnight and her fat friend killed it! I hate when hot chicks have fat friends..
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no fat chicks
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where was your wingman? you need a fearless stunt cock who will bang anything
the fat friend cant fuck things up if she's got a mouth full of trouser trout |
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fat friends = cock block
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I swear half of them are lesbian |
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reminds me of sorority girls on mtv
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any pics ?
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Every girl has a fat friend no matter what.
why? because they like to feel better about themselves. |
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thats why u gotta go out with your fat friend so he can take care of the fat chick for you
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mayb you need to bring a really horny dude with you - "in case of fat chick, break glass" either that, or you need a buddy who'll bang anything, if he's drunk enough |
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Damn I need to start a business, rent your own fat buddies to help you get laid
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Hey Steve, the guys I was with lastnight are a bunch of my pot head friends. They were in the corner of the club baking brain cells. I was dancing with this really hot blonde and her friend kept on dragging her away and shit. I just gave up.
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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then dragged them over to the corner where your stoner buds were hanging - maybe one of them would have risen to the occasion be sure to bring this up ASAP with your crew - wtf is the point of going out with them all if they dont have your back? |
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I need a beer
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They all look good at 3 am
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BACON BACON BACON
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yo dude...i would have helped you out.
taken it for the team as it were....Fat chicks love me for some reason...hell they love anyone..lol |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Couldn't get one of your buddies to take one for the team?
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If you are actually worth a fuck a "fat friend" won't make a damn bit of difference whether you get the pussy or not.. I say work on your game my friend.. it must be weak
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BACON BACON BACON
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ouch...martin you going to take that..lol |
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agreed... atleast learn the laws of bringing a wingman along. |
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So Fucking Banned
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"Assassins"
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What can I say you had to be there.
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CLICK HERE
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u guys ever see "great moments in hookup history" on the chappelle show? there was one where the fat chick tried cock blocking when he tried taking her friend home and he was like "i got some pizza at the crib"
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