Fucking fat friends.
 

Had a shot with a real hottie lastnight and her fat friend killed it! I hate when hot chicks have fat friends..:mad:

no fat chicks :BangBang:

where was your wingman? you need a fearless stunt cock who will bang anything

the fat friend cant fuck things up if she's got a mouth full of trouser trout

LOL who do you find to handle that job?

whooo :ak47:

fat friends = cock block

so true, so true.

I swear half of them are lesbian

Indeed. And yeah my boys didn't seem interested in helping me. Bastards.

reminds me of sorority girls on mtv

any pics ?

100% true!!

Yes both chicks were fat though LOL

Every girl has a fat friend no matter what.
why? because they like to feel better about themselves.

thats why u gotta go out with your fat friend so he can take care of the fat chick for you

a fat webmaster of course

Take turns, have your friend play the 'interested in the lard ass part' then switch it off

geez - unless we're talking leprosy/possessed girl from the Exorcist ugly, those guys really let you down :(

mayb you need to bring a really horny dude with you - "in case of fat chick, break glass"

either that, or you need a buddy who'll bang anything, if he's drunk enough

You need a friend with a 12" cock. Only the big girls can take him all the way, so he will want to jump them.

Was that not easy!

:rasta

Damn I need to start a business, rent your own fat buddies to help you get laid

Hey Steve, the guys I was with lastnight are a bunch of my pot head friends. They were in the corner of the club baking brain cells. I was dancing with this really hot blonde and her friend kept on dragging her away and shit. I just gave up.

Next time bring a box of Krispy Kremes for her to feast on while you hook up with the blonde

i keep large doses of barbituates around fir fat girls. toss them some qualudes, and give em a cheeseburger, you'll never hear from them again.

Yeah Krispy Kremes should do the trick..lol. Damn those things are good.

you shoulda dance with BOTH
then dragged them over to the corner where your stoner buds were hanging - maybe one of them would have risen to the occasion

be sure to bring this up ASAP with your crew - wtf is the point of going out with them all if they dont have your back?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahhaha

You got that right Steve. Everyone has at least one friend that can do this.

They all look good at 3 am :glugglug

yo dude...i would have helped you out.



taken it for the team as it were....Fat chicks love me for some reason...hell they love anyone..lol

mmmm... sexy.... :1orglaugh

Couldn't get one of your buddies to take one for the team?

If you are actually worth a fuck a "fat friend" won't make a damn bit of difference whether you get the pussy or not.. I say work on your game my friend.. it must be weak:2 cents:

ouch...martin you going to take that..lol:winkwink:

agreed...





atleast learn the laws of bringing a wingman along.

When's the last time you got laid without paying for it? Sounds like someone's bitter.

What can I say you had to be there.

u guys ever see "great moments in hookup history" on the chappelle show? there was one where the fat chick tried cock blocking when he tried taking her friend home and he was like "i got some pizza at the crib"