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xenigo · 04-21-2004, 06:05 PM

Told me just a second ago that "you should really be tested for HIV, considering the people that you're around all the time". HAHAHA. I said "mom, I don't fuck my models", and she replies with "well, I'd really be worried about contracting something if I were you". Once again, I say "I don't fuck my models", and she says "sure, but your models sit on your furniture and such, and it can be transmitted through bodily fluids".

Jesus christ I thought my mom was smarter than this.

SleazyDream · 04-21-2004, 06:08 PM

maybe you should move out of your parents house.......most people do at age 17 or 18..........

m00d · 04-21-2004, 06:08 PM

myjah · 04-21-2004, 06:10 PM

just shows how much she cares about you

reynold · 04-21-2004, 06:23 PM

She's a mom, what else reason does she need? She just want you to know that she cares more about you than you might think.

mrthumbs · 04-21-2004, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
maybe you should move out of your parents house.......most people do at age 17 or 18..........

Jer · 04-21-2004, 06:39 PM

Google some information about the HIV, print and give it to her. It's that simple.

Jer · 04-21-2004, 06:39 PM

Hey xenigo, do you fuck your models?

misty · 04-21-2004, 07:24 PM

My mom is like that too

I had a friend who was a male stripper and I started dating him...I should have never told her... She started emailing me every ten minutes...

gn gn you will become a stripper too... gn gn drugs ... I,m worried for you... maybe yor father is not like that but I didnt raise my children that way... if I meet him, will he show me his dick too? No values gn gn...

god.

adsproul · 04-21-2004, 09:06 PM

Wait, you said you Did have sex with a few of your models....

Wait, Don't you shoot Gay porn?

Wait, Did your mom tell you about US yet?

OK, Keep going.....

Spunky · 04-21-2004, 09:07 PM

Just Mom being a Mom.

bllott · 04-21-2004, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
Told me just a second ago that "you should really be tested for HIV, considering the people that you're around all the time". HAHAHA. I said "mom, I don't fuck my models", and she replies with "well, I'd really be worried about contracting something if I were you". Once again, I say "I don't fuck my models", and she says "sure, but your models sit on your furniture and such, and it can be transmitted through bodily fluids".

Jesus christ I thought my mom was smarter than this.

she's not, why are you asking us?

Brat · 04-21-2004, 09:09 PM

yup
just a mom being a mom.no better way to say it. mine would do the same.

Nanda · 04-21-2004, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by reynold
She's a mom, what else reason does she need? She just want you to know that she cares more about you than you might think.

True! Your mom is just being a mom, and just because she is ignorant about aids doesn't make her dumb...she was raised in a different era, different values, different ideas. She loves you, and hopefully you can appreciate her for who she is, and accept the love she gives you. Mom's seem a bit annoying at times, but it's because they just love us and want whats best for us!

Gheenz · 04-21-2004, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by Nanda
True! Your mom is just being a mom, and just because she is ignorant about aids doesn't make her dumb...she was raised in a different era, different values, different ideas. She loves you, and hopefully you can appreciate her for who she is, and accept the love she gives you. Mom's seem a bit annoying at times, but it's because they just love us and want whats best for us!

Very true. My mom's awesome and I totally appreciate her and everything she's ever done for us

jhauser · 04-21-2004, 09:26 PM

Ahh she just loves her child. Take that as a compliment in that mother sort of way.

Ash@phpFX · 04-21-2004, 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
maybe you should move out of your parents house.......most people do at age 17 or 18..........

DreamCumTrue · 04-21-2004, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by reynold
She's a mom, what else reason does she need? She just want you to know that she cares more about you than you might think.

Honeyslut · 04-21-2004, 10:01 PM

Your mom sounds about as bright as mine.

My mother tried to tell me I was depressed last year and I need anti depressant medicine cause I would not go out much due to my difficulty breathing and high blood pressure.

It was fucking ASTHMA causing all my symptoms and if I listened to her , I would probably be dead by now.

Just smile and agree with her. Women from that era never change.

pimplink · 04-21-2004, 10:02 PM

Maybe after giving in on her request, you could teach her a few lessons on AIDS so that she won't appear that ignorant anymore!

Kard63 · 04-21-2004, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
maybe you should move out of your parents house.......most people do at age 17 or 18..........

I don't know anyone that left home at 17 that finished highschool. I think they were all hoodrats too.

LiveDose · 04-21-2004, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Just Mom being a Mom.

Sarah_Jayne · 04-22-2004, 02:38 AM

my mom is a PHD, a scientist and one of the smartest people I know. However, when I was a teen and doing a lot of peer to peer HIV/AIDS work she was heard to utter the words 'yes, Sarah, but what if you had a cut and one of those people you are working with also had a cut and decided to rub their cut over your cut..it could happen.'

yeah, okay mom.

If your parents are religious at all use the reasoning that Jesus went to the leppers.

nofx · 04-22-2004, 02:41 AM

your mom is stoopid! tell her that having AIDS is the cool thing to do now.

wild-cat · 04-22-2004, 02:41 AM

she's just making shur her litlle boy is ok

newsdude · 04-22-2004, 02:45 AM

You're still lucky to have your mom around. Just let her know how much you appreciate her concern since it's quite obvious how much she loves you!

hova · 04-22-2004, 03:46 AM

Mothers..........You got to love m

Platinumpimp · 04-22-2004, 03:50 AM

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Originally posted by nofx
your mom is stoopid! tell her that having AIDS is the cool thing to do now.

really?

Manowar · 04-22-2004, 03:59 AM

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Originally posted by nofx
your mom is stoopid! tell her that having AIDS is the cool thing to do now.

i guess your a "bug chaser"

Vitasoy · 04-22-2004, 04:00 AM

At least you know she cares about you.

Tania · 04-22-2004, 04:02 AM

i agree wit you

Mr.Fiction · 04-22-2004, 04:09 AM

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Originally posted by misty
My mom is like that too

I had a friend who was a male stripper and I started dating him...I should have never told her... She started emailing me every ten minutes...

gn gn you will become a stripper too... gn gn drugs ... I,m worried for you... maybe yor father is not like that but I didnt raise my children that way... if I meet him, will he show me his dick too? No values gn gn...

god.

Does she know you get naked on the web? Maybe she was right and the stripper guy corrupted you?

Shoehorn! · 04-22-2004, 04:25 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
maybe you should move out of your parents house.......most people do at age 17 or 18..........

HAHAHAHAHA

goatease · 04-22-2004, 04:54 AM

i think the pressing question is that if you actually loved a slut, and she had an std, would it make a difference? raincoats are the way to go, especially with acid rain, but sometimes you wanna protect your nice shoes, too!

Adultnet · 04-22-2004, 05:36 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
maybe you should move out of your parents house.......most people do at age 17 or 18..........

Wrestlingdiva · 04-22-2004, 07:12 AM

Surprisingly my mother said nothing about the AIDS thing. But she does seem to think that because I own a porn site I will be on it. Uh...no...

But I will be recruiting cam girls for my new redesign soon.

When there are so many guys and girls out there willing to get nakie to make money why would I need to do it?

I make my money almost fully dressed. Sometimes in a bikini.

kowntafit · 04-22-2004, 09:26 AM

Your mum needs to do 'Contracting AIDS 101'.

Nembrionic · 04-22-2004, 09:34 AM

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Originally posted by xenigo
Told me just a second ago that "you should really be tested for HIV, considering the people that you're around all the time". HAHAHA. I said "mom, I don't fuck my models", and she replies with "well, I'd really be worried about contracting something if I were you". Once again, I say "I don't fuck my models", and she says "sure, but your models sit on your furniture and such, and it can be transmitted through bodily fluids".

Jesus christ I thought my mom was smarter than this.

You'd be surprised how many people don't know this shit...

I think it's sweet she's so concerend with your wellbeing, but perhaps it's time you buy her a sex education book for her birthday :D

Gemini · 04-22-2004, 09:40 AM

If your Mom is still around when you are 50... she'll STILL be doing that. Thats her J O B. You'll appreciate it more when you get older and even more when she's NOT there to do it.

Kard...

Just short of 17, I was on my own, Mom being 1500 miles from here AND I graduated High School.. didn't make it to college as soon as I would have liked but I DID get thru that too. lol

Oh wait... the newer generations don't have the drive the older ones did. Flunk math? Drop out. lol

demented · 04-22-2004, 09:43 AM

My mother seems to think that ALL PORN SITES on the net are AGAINST THE LAW! The FBI is gona be busting down my door any minute according to her.

KRL · 04-22-2004, 09:47 AM

Be thankful you have someone who genuinely cares about you.

One day she'll be gone. Appreciate the years you have to share with one of the two people who created you.

You'll be a parent eventually too and then you'll see how hard that job is.

Tofu · 04-22-2004, 10:54 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
One day she'll be gone. Appreciate the years you have to share with one of the two people who created you.

verywell said KRL. Even though i dont see mi Dad , there is so much I would give up just to kick it with him for a weekend.

Lucy · 04-22-2004, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by jhauser
Ahh she just loves her child. Take that as a compliment in that mother sort of way.

agreed, she is just showing you how much she cares.......

bllott · 04-22-2004, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by Lucy
agreed, she is just showing you how much she cares.......

right on

04-21-2004, 06:05 PM	#1
xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	my mom is ridiculous Told me just a second ago that "you should really be tested for HIV, considering the people that you're around all the time". HAHAHA. I said "mom, I don't fuck my models", and she replies with "well, I'd really be worried about contracting something if I were you". Once again, I say "I don't fuck my models", and she says "sure, but your models sit on your furniture and such, and it can be transmitted through bodily fluids". Jesus christ I thought my mom was smarter than this.

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misty Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Montreal, qc Posts: 187	My mom is like that too I had a friend who was a male stripper and I started dating him...I should have never told her... She started emailing me every ten minutes... gn gn you will become a stripper too... gn gn drugs ... I,m worried for you... maybe yor father is not like that but I didnt raise my children that way... if I meet him, will he show me his dick too? No values gn gn... god. __________________

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	She's a mom, what else reason does she need? She just want you to know that she cares more about you than you might think.

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adsproul Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburg, Ca Posts: 295	Wait, you said you Did have sex with a few of your models.... Wait, Don't you shoot Gay porn? Wait, Did your mom tell you about US yet? OK, Keep going.....

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Brat Got MIDs? Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,545	yup just a mom being a mom.no better way to say it. mine would do the same.

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Honeyslut Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ass Valley, Ca Posts: 6,436	Your mom sounds about as bright as mine. My mother tried to tell me I was depressed last year and I need anti depressant medicine cause I would not go out much due to my difficulty breathing and high blood pressure. It was fucking ASTHMA causing all my symptoms and if I listened to her , I would probably be dead by now. Just smile and agree with her. Women from that era never change. __________________ http://nakedlunchnews.comWhat's up ? Naked Lunch News !

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	my mom is a PHD, a scientist and one of the smartest people I know. However, when I was a teen and doing a lot of peer to peer HIV/AIDS work she was heard to utter the words 'yes, Sarah, but what if you had a cut and one of those people you are working with also had a cut and decided to rub their cut over your cut..it could happen.' yeah, okay mom. If your parents are religious at all use the reasoning that Jesus went to the leppers.

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goatease Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 19	i think the pressing question is that if you actually loved a slut, and she had an std, would it make a difference? raincoats are the way to go, especially with acid rain, but sometimes you wanna protect your nice shoes, too!

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Wrestlingdiva Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New York! Posts: 182	Surprisingly my mother said nothing about the AIDS thing. But she does seem to think that because I own a porn site I will be on it. Uh...no... But I will be recruiting cam girls for my new redesign soon. When there are so many guys and girls out there willing to get nakie to make money why would I need to do it? I make my money almost fully dressed. Sometimes in a bikini.

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04-22-2004, 09:47 AM	#41
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