my mom is ridiculous
 

Told me just a second ago that "you should really be tested for HIV, considering the people that you're around all the time". HAHAHA. I said "mom, I don't fuck my models", and she replies with "well, I'd really be worried about contracting something if I were you". Once again, I say "I don't fuck my models", and she says "sure, but your models sit on your furniture and such, and it can be transmitted through bodily fluids".

Jesus christ I thought my mom was smarter than this.

maybe you should move out of your parents house.......most people do at age 17 or 18..........

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just shows how much she cares about you

She's a mom, what else reason does she need? She just want you to know that she cares more about you than you might think.

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Google some information about the HIV, print and give it to her. It's that simple.

Hey xenigo, do you fuck your models?

My mom is like that too

I had a friend who was a male stripper and I started dating him...I should have never told her... She started emailing me every ten minutes...

gn gn you will become a stripper too... gn gn drugs ... I,m worried for you... maybe yor father is not like that but I didnt raise my children that way... if I meet him, will he show me his dick too? No values gn gn...

god.

Wait, you said you Did have sex with a few of your models....


Wait, Don't you shoot Gay porn?


Wait, Did your mom tell you about US yet?


OK, Keep going.....

Just Mom being a Mom.

she's not, why are you asking us?:1orglaugh

yup
just a mom being a mom.no better way to say it. mine would do the same.

True! Your mom is just being a mom, and just because she is ignorant about aids doesn't make her dumb...she was raised in a different era, different values, different ideas. She loves you, and hopefully you can appreciate her for who she is, and accept the love she gives you. Mom's seem a bit annoying at times, but it's because they just love us and want whats best for us!:winkwink:

Very true. My mom's awesome and I totally appreciate her and everything she's ever done for us :thumbsup

Ahh she just loves her child. Take that as a compliment in that mother sort of way.

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Your mom sounds about as bright as mine.

My mother tried to tell me I was depressed last year and I need anti depressant medicine cause I would not go out much due to my difficulty breathing and high blood pressure.

It was fucking ASTHMA causing all my symptoms and if I listened to her , I would probably be dead by now.

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Just smile and agree with her. Women from that era never change. :)

Maybe after giving in on her request, you could teach her a few lessons on AIDS so that she won't appear that ignorant anymore! :thumbsup

I don't know anyone that left home at 17 that finished highschool. I think they were all hoodrats too.

my mom is a PHD, a scientist and one of the smartest people I know. However, when I was a teen and doing a lot of peer to peer HIV/AIDS work she was heard to utter the words 'yes, Sarah, but what if you had a cut and one of those people you are working with also had a cut and decided to rub their cut over your cut..it could happen.'


yeah, okay mom.


If your parents are religious at all use the reasoning that Jesus went to the leppers.

your mom is stoopid! tell her that having AIDS is the cool thing to do now.

:Graucho :Graucho she's just making shur her litlle boy is ok

You're still lucky to have your mom around. Just let her know how much you appreciate her concern since it's quite obvious how much she loves you!

Mothers..........You got to love m

really? :glugglug :1orglaugh :Graucho

i guess your a "bug chaser" :1orglaugh

At least you know she cares about you. :)

i agree wit you :thumbsup

Does she know you get naked on the web? Maybe she was right and the stripper guy corrupted you? :)

HAHAHAHAHA :1orglaugh

i think the pressing question is that if you actually loved a slut, and she had an std, would it make a difference? raincoats are the way to go, especially with acid rain, but sometimes you wanna protect your nice shoes, too!

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Surprisingly my mother said nothing about the AIDS thing. But she does seem to think that because I own a porn site I will be on it. Uh...no...

But I will be recruiting cam girls for my new redesign soon.

When there are so many guys and girls out there willing to get nakie to make money why would I need to do it?

I make my money almost fully dressed. Sometimes in a bikini.

Your mum needs to do 'Contracting AIDS 101'. :winkwink:

You'd be surprised how many people don't know this shit...

I think it's sweet she's so concerend with your wellbeing, but perhaps it's time you buy her a sex education book for her birthday :D

If your Mom is still around when you are 50... she'll STILL be doing that. Thats her J O B. You'll appreciate it more when you get older and even more when she's NOT there to do it.

Kard...

Just short of 17, I was on my own, Mom being 1500 miles from here AND I graduated High School.. didn't make it to college as soon as I would have liked but I DID get thru that too. lol


Oh wait... the newer generations don't have the drive the older ones did. Flunk math? Drop out. lol

My mother seems to think that ALL PORN SITES on the net are AGAINST THE LAW! The FBI is gona be busting down my door any minute according to her.

Be thankful you have someone who genuinely cares about you.

One day she'll be gone. Appreciate the years you have to share with one of the two people who created you.

You'll be a parent eventually too and then you'll see how hard that job is.

verywell said KRL. Even though i dont see mi Dad , there is so much I would give up just to kick it with him for a weekend.

agreed, she is just showing you how much she cares.......:thumbsup

right on