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my mom is ridiculous
Told me just a second ago that "you should really be tested for HIV, considering the people that you're around all the time". HAHAHA. I said "mom, I don't fuck my models", and she replies with "well, I'd really be worried about contracting something if I were you". Once again, I say "I don't fuck my models", and she says "sure, but your models sit on your furniture and such, and it can be transmitted through bodily fluids".
Jesus christ I thought my mom was smarter than this.
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