The Secret Google Algorithm: Explained - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

psyko514 · 04-08-2004, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by xxxjay

Fresh new notes have been uncovered from Jay?s secret notebook revealing the complex inner workings of Google. Here, we have illustrated what a well rounded search engine strategy can do for today?s progressive webmaster.

FIGURE A: Represents my nuts.

FIGURE B: Represents Britney Spears.

FIGURE C: Represents me ergonomically placing my balls on Britney?s forehead.

Yes, here you can see the proof of huge payoff from a well rounded SE strategy.

wow. that picture makes me hot.

xxxjay · 04-13-2004, 02:07 PM

From time to time the search engines will throw a monkey wrench into their highly guarded algorithms; what was once legitimate optimization techniques will now cause you page to fall into penalty.

That?s why it is important that you diversify you streams of income to cope with a dry spell in SE traffic.

Here you see my meal ticket: ?The Round Towel? ? for those fanatic sun worshipping people that don?t want to move their ?old rectangular? towel all day long to stay in the best path of the sun as it moves across the sky.

Yes folks, you should never put all your eggs in one basket and search engines are no exception.

sherie · 04-13-2004, 02:09 PM

Hey I had to sign a confidentiality agreement before you told me about this and now you are exposing it here on GFY? Shame on you!

cashman · 04-13-2004, 02:11 PM

Tera · 04-13-2004, 02:12 PM

Exactly Sherie, I am highly disappointed in you Jay, at least I signed mine with a fake name

xxxjay · 04-13-2004, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sherie
Hey I had to sign a confidentiality agreement before you told me about this and now you are exposing it here on GFY? Shame on you!

I did some research. Somehahahaha already beat be to it:
http://www.instyleswimwear.com/desig...ry_id=8&page=1

The motherfuckers!

MPBWhitney · 04-13-2004, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by Tera
Exactly Sherie, I am highly disappointed in you Jay, at least I signed mine with a fake name

LOL ... yeah i think i signed something too....

didn't take u long to bust out the round towel.

Whitney

sherie · 04-13-2004, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxjay

I did some research. Somehahahaha already beat be to it:
http://www.instyleswimwear.com/desig...ry_id=8&page=1

The motherfuckers!

Bastards!

Linkster · 04-13-2004, 02:33 PM

Of course as usual Google is way ahead of you on Britney - here's their page Google and they gave themselves a PR8 for that one

and here is what they sent out to their Adwords advertisers last year at Xmas Google towel so I think they are way ahead of you Jay

Now with the introduction of their newest representative - Elmer - they have decided that a search on Google should be in his native toungue Google by Elmer

Tera · 04-13-2004, 02:38 PM

Dammit I have to stop production on the round towel thing then, and I thought I was being smooth.. I never win.

mb · 04-13-2004, 03:21 PM

Jay,

I thought you and I had a conversation in the elevator at The Venetian about giving away your knowledge. Enough it enough!

;-)

marc
hoes.com

kush · 04-13-2004, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Linkster
Of course as usual Google is way ahead of you on Britney - here's their page Google and they gave themselves a PR8 for that one

and here is what they sent out to their Adwords advertisers last year at Xmas Google towel so I think they are way ahead of you Jay

Now with the introduction of their newest representative - Elmer - they have decided that a search on Google should be in his native toungue Google by Elmer

Are there any more pages like that Britney one linkster?
That could be quite useful information ;)

And anyone who gets themself a google towle has to be an "uuber nerd" hehe (though I must admit, they do look tempting

)

xxxjay · 04-13-2004, 08:36 PM

There's money in mispelling - I once had the idea to make a site where everything was mispelled, which comes easily to me.

Mr. Marks · 04-13-2004, 08:53 PM

Nice explanation, bro. Now the secret's out.

lilj · 04-13-2004, 08:54 PM

xxxjay · 04-20-2004, 01:53 PM

Yeah - what I can't understand is why this thread didn't go into the GFY top 10 with all the other SEO thread.

Oh wait...this is real useful information!

Oracle Porn · 04-20-2004, 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by xxxjay
Yeah - what I can't understand is why this thread didn't go into the GFY top 10 with all the other SEO thread.

Oh wait...this is real useful information!

they love me more...do you want my shirt?

ipc · 04-20-2004, 02:19 PM

lol

wish it would be true

JamesK · 04-20-2004, 02:21 PM

serguei · 04-20-2004, 02:22 PM

Good and nice pictures!

doornx · 04-20-2004, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxjay
Yeah - what I can't understand is why this thread didn't go into the GFY top 10 with all the other SEO thread.

Oh wait...this is real useful information!

bumping old threads again bro

xxxjay · 04-20-2004, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

they love me more...do you want my shirt?

LOL - na, you can keep it.

I think it's bad business to post SE info. Keep those newbies stupid -- that's what I say!

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