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Old 04-11-2004, 04:11 PM   #1
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I'm gonna cut my artery with a knife!

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I just wanted to see if you guys care about me...
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Old 04-11-2004, 04:14 PM   #2
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Use a sharp knife... it will be easier.
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Old 04-11-2004, 04:16 PM   #3
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Old 04-11-2004, 04:16 PM   #4
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Old 04-11-2004, 04:17 PM   #5
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Old 04-11-2004, 04:17 PM   #6
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remember, side to side is for attention. up and down is if you're serious.
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Old 04-11-2004, 04:18 PM   #7
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I just wanted to see if you guys care about me...
i care.. if you really did, i would be the guy screaming over your coffin..

"nooo!!! why god why!!! take me instead!! take me instead!!"

really
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Old 04-11-2004, 04:19 PM   #8
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Old 04-11-2004, 04:21 PM   #9
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Old 04-11-2004, 04:23 PM   #10
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hehe.. i use to post that to people who use to message me with sob stories when i wouldnt do some work for them for free.. the nerve of some people
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Old 04-11-2004, 04:24 PM   #11
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I just wanted to see if you guys care about me...
Do you have a webcam?
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Old 04-11-2004, 04:42 PM   #12
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OMG, some of your replies are hilarious...typical GFY
I knew you wouldn't let me down guys
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Old 04-11-2004, 05:14 PM   #13
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Yeah man, do it live on pay per view. I'm not exactly sure what good the money would do but you'd have a hell of a time reloading those stats as the life slowly drained from your hahahaha.
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Old 04-11-2004, 06:27 PM   #14
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Gee, the posts here have focused on veins...

....arteries are much faster....


...........get the one in your neck just right....


and the blood will spurt out like a geyser.

No chance to change your mind at all.

But this is all theoretical...

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Old 04-11-2004, 07:01 PM   #15
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Gee, the posts here have focused on veins...

....arteries are much faster....


...........get the one in your neck just right....


and the blood will spurt out like a geyser.

No chance to change your mind at all.

But this is all theoretical...

That's true. This man that my grandmother worked with got throat cancer from smoking and after a ton of radiation he was in remission (or so they thought). One night he and his girlfriend were asleep and she woke up suddenly (something just jerked her out of her sleep but she didn't know what) and she looked at him and his neck was the size of a basketball and he wasn't moving. She called 911 but he was dead before the paramedics arrived. The autopsy showed that the cancer had come back and spread through his neck and it ate through his artery and that the artery finally burst and he bled out into his neck. They said he was probably dead within about 2 minutes of the rupture and there was nothing anyone could have done.
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Old 04-11-2004, 08:02 PM   #16
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i really have to quit smoking.
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Old 04-11-2004, 08:06 PM   #17
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aww fucking crybaby gonna kill himself. why dont you go on over and post something about my wifes ass in that other thread, that way pauly and the boys will save ya the cost of the razors you can leave it to your grieving family. Let it not be said Tony Soprano doesnt have a heart.
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Old 04-11-2004, 08:10 PM   #18
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Old 04-11-2004, 08:13 PM   #19
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Yeah man, do it live on pay per view. I'm not exactly sure what good the money would do but you'd have a hell of a time reloading those stats as the life slowly drained from your hahahaha.

There used to be a site called cutoffmyfeet.com or something where a guy was going to cut off his feet on pay-per-view, but he never did it. He was a cripple but the government health service wouldn't amputate his legs and give him prosthetics like he wanted.
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Old 04-11-2004, 08:42 PM   #20
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Don't do it....grass is always greener on the other side...which i know u wont do it!
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Old 04-11-2004, 08:44 PM   #21
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i really have to quit smoking.
Oh, yeah. The guy was only 37 years old, too. What a horrible way to die so young.
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Old 04-11-2004, 09:19 PM   #22
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Make a subscription site out of it... steam video... I'd gladly pay $39.95 to watch. But I'd charge your ass back if you chickenshited out on me too.
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Old 04-11-2004, 09:20 PM   #23
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Use a sharp knife... it will be easier.
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Old 04-11-2004, 09:36 PM   #24
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GODDAMMIT!
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Old 04-12-2004, 02:10 AM   #26
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That's true. This man that my grandmother worked with got throat cancer from smoking and after a ton of radiation he was in remission (or so they thought). One night he and his girlfriend were asleep and she woke up suddenly (something just jerked her out of her sleep but she didn't know what) and she looked at him and his neck was the size of a basketball and he wasn't moving. She called 911 but he was dead before the paramedics arrived. The autopsy showed that the cancer had come back and spread through his neck and it ate through his artery and that the artery finally burst and he bled out into his neck. They said he was probably dead within about 2 minutes of the rupture and there was nothing anyone could have done.
that's horrible...
I'm glad I don't smoke
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Old 04-12-2004, 02:14 AM   #27
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