I'm gonna cut my artery with a knife!
 

j/k

I just wanted to see if you guys care about me... :winkwink:

Use a sharp knife... it will be easier.

webcam?

keep it going man :thumbsup

post some pics

remember, side to side is for attention. up and down is if you're serious.

i care.. if you really did, i would be the guy screaming over your coffin..

"nooo!!! why god why!!! take me instead!! take me instead!!"

really :Graucho

Good for you and don't forget to post the pictures :)

hehe.. i use to post that to people who use to message me with sob stories when i wouldnt do some work for them for free.. the nerve of some people :1orglaugh

Do you have a webcam?

OMG, some of your replies are hilarious...typical GFY
I knew you wouldn't let me down guys :1orglaugh

Yeah man, do it live on pay per view. I'm not exactly sure what good the money would do but you'd have a hell of a time reloading those stats as the life slowly drained from your hahahaha.

Gee, the posts here have focused on veins...

....arteries are much faster....


...........get the one in your neck just right....


and the blood will spurt out like a geyser.

No chance to change your mind at all.

But this is all theoretical...

:rasta

That's true. This man that my grandmother worked with got throat cancer from smoking and after a ton of radiation he was in remission (or so they thought). One night he and his girlfriend were asleep and she woke up suddenly (something just jerked her out of her sleep but she didn't know what) and she looked at him and his neck was the size of a basketball and he wasn't moving. She called 911 but he was dead before the paramedics arrived. The autopsy showed that the cancer had come back and spread through his neck and it ate through his artery and that the artery finally burst and he bled out into his neck. They said he was probably dead within about 2 minutes of the rupture and there was nothing anyone could have done. :(

:eek7


i really have to quit smoking.

aww fucking crybaby gonna kill himself. why dont you go on over and post something about my wifes ass in that other thread, that way pauly and the boys will save ya the cost of the razors you can leave it to your grieving family. Let it not be said Tony Soprano doesnt have a heart.

Wake me when it's over. :sleep

There used to be a site called cutoffmyfeet.com or something where a guy was going to cut off his feet on pay-per-view, but he never did it. He was a cripple but the government health service wouldn't amputate his legs and give him prosthetics like he wanted.

Don't do it....grass is always greener on the other side...which i know u wont do it!:winkwink:

Oh, yeah. The guy was only 37 years old, too. What a horrible way to die so young. :(

Make a subscription site out of it... steam video... I'd gladly pay $39.95 to watch. But I'd charge your ass back if you chickenshited out on me too. :warning

nono, dull
it'll make it that much more fun

Make sure you set up a PPV so you can profit from it

GODDAMMIT!
I was going to post that!

that's horrible...
I'm glad I don't smoke

i told you i was hardcore :1orglaugh

At least you won't miss out on all that great sex now! :Graucho