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Old 04-05-2004, 02:23 PM   #1
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wanna score? Here's how!

Say you are with this girl (I'm quite sure it also works with gay guys) and you're almost done with all your paintball wars chitchat, Slipknot is not making it any better, Taco Bell food lowered your performance (in all imaginable levels) by several points and your smartest word to that point was "duh?". You're quite fucked up, and ironically, you WON'T FUCK at all. Then, here's the remedy: just put in the CD player last Air record "Talkie Walkie". If you don't score with this, try plastic surgery or more drastic solutions (like suicide, maybe she'll pity you).

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PS: uh, and btw, paintball wars chat is not cool regardless of what your Beavis-and-Butthead-wannabe friends say
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Old 04-05-2004, 03:09 PM   #2
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I usually bring the girl back to my place to listen to some Motorhead, that usually works.

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Old 04-05-2004, 03:11 PM   #3
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My girl has her own paintball gear.
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Old 04-05-2004, 03:11 PM   #4
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hehe, you sale short IQ numbers... ;)
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Old 04-05-2004, 03:45 PM   #6
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this work with skeet shooting?
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Old 04-05-2004, 04:29 PM   #7
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Old 04-05-2004, 04:31 PM   #8
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Old 04-05-2004, 04:34 PM   #9
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Old 04-05-2004, 06:22 PM   #10
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Yes, I know that's what most girls say, so consider my friendly advice
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Old 04-05-2004, 06:32 PM   #11
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Old 04-05-2004, 07:48 PM   #12
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