wanna score? Here's how!
Say you are with this girl (I'm quite sure it also works with gay guys) and you're almost done with all your paintball wars chitchat, Slipknot is not making it any better, Taco Bell food lowered your performance (in all imaginable levels) by several points and your smartest word to that point was "duh?". You're quite fucked up, and ironically, you WON'T FUCK at all. Then, here's the remedy: just put in the CD player last Air record "Talkie Walkie". If you don't score with this, try plastic surgery or more drastic solutions (like suicide, maybe she'll pity you).
You're welcome kids
PS: uh, and btw, paintball wars chat is not cool regardless of what your Beavis-and-Butthead-wannabe friends say 
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