What kind of "script" would make your life easier? - GoFuckYourself.com

BradM · 04-04-2004, 08:26 PM

Oh yeah, and it would be free.

What would it be and do for you and/or your surfers... ?

Random image rotator for hosted galleries?
Banner rotator?

What would it be?

SykkBoy · 04-04-2004, 08:28 PM

I wish I had a script that would let me give a big ass shock to all the fucking whiners on this board...that script would rule!

BradM · 04-04-2004, 08:33 PM

Sykk: Hit me up man... let's talk some biz.

Scripts people scripts.

modelgigtalent · 04-04-2004, 08:41 PM

I wish I had a script to flatten the tires of cars on the road that piss me off when I have road rage.

BradM · 04-04-2004, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by modelgigtalent
I wish I had a script to flatten the tires of cars on the road that piss me off when I have road rage.

Okay, you can stop coming into my threads now.

Next?

The Heron · 04-04-2004, 08:44 PM

I need a script that prints money, that'd make my life pretty easy I think. Cashing checks is too much work anymore...

BradM · 04-04-2004, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by The Heron
I need a script that prints money, that'd make my life pretty easy I think. Cashing checks is too much work anymore...

Okay obviously the trolls and retards are out in full force tonite.

WEBSITE SCRIPT.

If you're going to be a tool, go elsewhere.

gornyhuy · 04-04-2004, 08:51 PM

Id like to see a hardlink tracking and organization script.
-not a traffic trading script
-not a linklist script

This would help you keep track of who you are trading hardlinks with, it would organize those link trades into include files for SSI or php style includes, it would keep contact info on your partners, would auto check for presence of the backlinks, as well as PR and anchor text info from those partners.

This would allow you to quickly change and manage hardlink trades much better and faster than just using excel and a bunch of text files would.

SykkBoy · 04-04-2004, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
Sykk: Hit me up man... let's talk some biz.

Scripts people scripts.

I always like to talk biz

I'll hit you up in the am and we'll talk some biz :-)

BradM · 04-04-2004, 09:11 PM

Hardlink script is a good idea. Considering how many of us use hardlinks.

undermyspell · 04-04-2004, 09:15 PM

The best script I could think of having would be a script that would search the search engines and catalog where you're listed and for what keywords and give you a table or report of some sorts so that you know precisely where you are listed for each SE and under which keywords so you can revise your submission strategy and/or revamp your pages. There may already be a proggie like that out there but I haven't found one yet that tells me exactly what my placement is and for which keywords.

maxjohan · 04-04-2004, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
Oh yeah, and it would be free.

What would it be and do for you and/or your surfers... ?

Random image rotator for hosted galleries?
Banner rotator?

What would it be?

where can I find random image rotator scripts?

BradM · 04-04-2004, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by undermyspell
The best script I could think of having would be a script that would search the search engines and catalog where you're listed and for what keywords and give you a table or report of some sorts so that you know precisely where you are listed for each SE and under which keywords so you can revise your submission strategy and/or revamp your pages. There may already be a proggie like that out there but I haven't found one yet that tells me exactly what my placement is and for which keywords.

I know there is one. I get an update every day in my email but I dont remember what it is called. Ill get it tomorrow for you.

Webasic · 04-04-2004, 09:18 PM

one that could suck my dick

dav555add · 04-04-2004, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by Webasic
one that could suck my dick

You fixed your sig fucktard?

BradM · 04-04-2004, 09:20 PM

http://www.gorank.com
There you go. Just came to me!

Webasic: Read threads before you post. I said fucktards can wait outside.

dav555add · 04-04-2004, 09:22 PM

I would like a script that serves banners according to the keywords used for finding the page...

Webasic · 04-04-2004, 09:23 PM

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Originally posted by dav555add

You fixed your sig fucktard?

How about from now on you talk to me when I tell you to

BradM · 04-04-2004, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dav555add
I would like a script that serves banners according to the keywords used for finding the page...

Now THAT is a great idea too. I like it.

dav555add · 04-04-2004, 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by Webasic

How about from now on you talk to me when I tell you to

Shut up.
Eat shit.
Die.
In that order please

undermyspell · 04-04-2004, 09:25 PM

hmm.. BradM.. doesn't that make you put in your selection of keywords to analyze? If so, that's not what i'm talking about. I can check keyword density with a ton of programs. What i'm talking about will scan the search engins and pull your links out and reference what pages they're on automatically and that will tell you what the keyword it was listed under as well. That way if you happen to get listed unintentionally for a keyword and are unaware of it you can find that and track it from there.

Webasic · 04-04-2004, 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by dav555add

Shut up.
Eat shit.
Die.
In that order please

You must be a buddy of brand0n's?

bcooter · 04-04-2004, 09:27 PM

the only thing i want is a script that does this.........

well, i suppose it would have to be a program involved too, not just a script.

i press a button, click on the folder of pics, it creates a gallery, with thumbnails, picks one of the thumbnails to put on my main page, and uploads it all. wow.

sounds like a tgp script, but not quite on my site.

BradM · 04-04-2004, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by undermyspell
That way if you happen to get listed unintentionally for a keyword and are unaware of it you can find that and track it from there.

NOW I see. I have not heard of anything like that... great idea

dav555add · 04-04-2004, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by Webasic

You must be a buddy of brand0n's?

You must suffer from ADD

icu33774 · 04-04-2004, 09:28 PM

Brad i see u makeing some damn good post in last few day. Im gonna hit u uptommorw on icq and we will talk some more.

Thong Sniper · 04-04-2004, 09:28 PM

a script that could accept gallery submissions, post daily updates, keep track of clicked links, rotate a weekly gallery of thumbnails to galleries, rotate banner ads, keep track of how many conversions ive made viewable in an admin panel, pay my cable bill, traffic trades and purchases traffic for me at the start of my site, hahahahahas funny updates for me, crops images, makes header images, chooses colors, reg's the domain and slaps all the haters on this side between the eyes with a 12 inch uncut piece of manbeef.

Webasic · 04-04-2004, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by dav555add

You must suffer from ADD

at least I don't suffer from little-big-man syndrome.

I don't go around being an asshole to people I don't even know.

undermyspell · 04-04-2004, 09:29 PM

yeah that's what i'm getting at Brad. That way if someone is learning SEO work or just maybe not getting the hang of it then it will assist them in knowing what their sites are doing and how they're performing and what changes they subsequently need to make. I think it would be one of the most valuable programs a site owner could ever have. Oh, and if you create it you can always give me a big hello on the credits.. LOL

And i'll do a full article on it for AdultGrind.com to give you lots of coverage...

dav555add · 04-04-2004, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by Webasic

at least I don't suffer from little-big-man syndrome.

I don't go around being an asshole to people I don't even know.

Are you retarded or what?
Drop it and go play with your tranny friend

icu33774 · 04-04-2004, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thong Sniper
a script that could accept gallery submissions, post daily updates, keep track of clicked links, rotate a weekly gallery of thumbnails to galleries, rotate banner ads, keep track of how many conversions ive made viewable in an admin panel, pay my cable bill, traffic trades and purchases traffic for me at the start of my site, hahahahahas funny updates for me, crops images, makes header images, chooses colors, reg's the domain and slaps all the haters on this side between the eyes with a 12 inch uncut piece of manbeef.

Thong hit me up on icq i cant find you on my list 280857205

Webasic · 04-04-2004, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by dav555add

Are you retarded or what?
Drop it and go play with your tranny friend

wtf is your problem? Seriously? what did I say to you?

dav555add · 04-04-2004, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webasic

wtf is your problem? Seriously? what did I say to you?

Dude, shut up and stop harassing me

exspamr · 04-04-2004, 09:33 PM

i already have 2 of those ideas in development, but as gui programs, not scripts

who do people use for software processing / liscensing

Webasic · 04-04-2004, 09:34 PM

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Originally posted by dav555add

Dude, shut up and stop harassing me

how about you back up in the thread idiot and see who started harassing who.

Thong Sniper · 04-04-2004, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by icu33774

Thong hit me up on icq i cant find you on my list 280857205

im on you arent...

BradM · 04-04-2004, 09:35 PM

That script would be a bit of work - and in all honesty would be VERY hard to accomplish due to the google API key allowing only 1k queries a day

BradM · 04-04-2004, 09:36 PM

The BEST that could be done is monitor like 900-1000 keywords a day - manually entered or generated due to the google limitations.

BradM · 04-04-2004, 09:38 PM

Thong Sniper: In your dreams ;)

BradM · 04-04-2004, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by exspamr
i already have 2 of those ideas in development, but as gui programs, not scripts

who do people use for software processing / liscensing

We should talk...

dav555add · 04-04-2004, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webasic

how about you back up in the thread idiot and see who started harassing who.

I'm gonna sue you for stalking

Webasic · 04-04-2004, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dav555add

I'm gonna sue you for stalking

are you in love with me? cause I'm seriously not interested...so how about you fuck off.

Go talk to brand0n or Oracle Porn, I'm sure they'd give you what you want.

dav555add · 04-04-2004, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by Webasic

are you in love with me? cause I'm seriously not interested...so how about you fuck off.

Go talk to brand0n or Oracle Porn, I'm sure they'd give you what you want.

Get the fuck off away from me

Webasic · 04-04-2004, 09:48 PM

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Originally posted by dav555add

Get the fuck off away from me

Translator please

reynold · 04-04-2004, 09:55 PM

I wich I have the power to change everything!

BradM · 04-04-2004, 10:28 PM

From $30 to $13 man I suck at real money poker

p1mpdogg · 04-04-2004, 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I wish I had a script that would let me give a big ass shock to all the fucking whiners on this board...that script would rule!

no fucking doubt! lol

Mike69 · 04-04-2004, 10:37 PM

lol, you loose it already...?

Nice try Brad.... at least you got a couple of good responces here...

but hard to weed out the morons... what shame you have to read their bullshit while trying to actually find something interesting..

Ash@phpFX · 04-04-2004, 11:45 PM

a few nice ideas here

Doctor Dre · 04-05-2004, 04:24 PM

A thumb script that automaticly crop the face of the model . It would be hard but if the police can tell what's under a mask, I'm sure somehahahaha can program something that tells where is the face in the pic :P

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gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	Id like to see a hardlink tracking and organization script. -not a traffic trading script -not a linklist script This would help you keep track of who you are trading hardlinks with, it would organize those link trades into include files for SSI or php style includes, it would keep contact info on your partners, would auto check for presence of the backlinks, as well as PR and anchor text info from those partners. This would allow you to quickly change and manage hardlink trades much better and faster than just using excel and a bunch of text files would. __________________ icq:159548293

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bcooter Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Detroit Posts: 797	the only thing i want is a script that does this......... well, i suppose it would have to be a program involved too, not just a script. i press a button, click on the folder of pics, it creates a gallery, with thumbnails, picks one of the thumbnails to put on my main page, and uploads it all. wow. sounds like a tgp script, but not quite on my site. __________________ Where I make All My Non-Adult Money

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SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I wish I had a script that would let me give a big ass shock to all the fucking whiners on this board...that script would rule!

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Sykk: Hit me up man... let's talk some biz. Scripts people scripts.

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The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	I need a script that prints money, that'd make my life pretty easy I think. Cashing checks is too much work anymore...

04-04-2004, 09:11 PM	#10
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Hardlink script is a good idea. Considering how many of us use hardlinks.

04-04-2004, 09:15 PM	#11
undermyspell Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 875	The best script I could think of having would be a script that would search the search engines and catalog where you're listed and for what keywords and give you a table or report of some sorts so that you know precisely where you are listed for each SE and under which keywords so you can revise your submission strategy and/or revamp your pages. There may already be a proggie like that out there but I haven't found one yet that tells me exactly what my placement is and for which keywords.

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Webasic Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,889	one that could suck my dick

04-04-2004, 09:20 PM	#16
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	http://www.gorank.com There you go. Just came to me! Webasic: Read threads before you post. I said fucktards can wait outside.

04-04-2004, 09:25 PM	#21
undermyspell Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 875	hmm.. BradM.. doesn't that make you put in your selection of keywords to analyze? If so, that's not what i'm talking about. I can check keyword density with a ton of programs. What i'm talking about will scan the search engins and pull your links out and reference what pages they're on automatically and that will tell you what the keyword it was listed under as well. That way if you happen to get listed unintentionally for a keyword and are unaware of it you can find that and track it from there.

04-04-2004, 09:28 PM	#26
icu33774 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,573	Brad i see u makeing some damn good post in last few day. Im gonna hit u uptommorw on icq and we will talk some more. __________________ Nvgcash.com Affiliate Program Icq 663072747

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Thong Sniper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,319	a script that could accept gallery submissions, post daily updates, keep track of clicked links, rotate a weekly gallery of thumbnails to galleries, rotate banner ads, keep track of how many conversions ive made viewable in an admin panel, pay my cable bill, traffic trades and purchases traffic for me at the start of my site, hahahahahas funny updates for me, crops images, makes header images, chooses colors, reg's the domain and slaps all the haters on this side between the eyes with a 12 inch uncut piece of manbeef. __________________ <vb>signature</vb>

04-04-2004, 09:29 PM	#29
undermyspell Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 875	yeah that's what i'm getting at Brad. That way if someone is learning SEO work or just maybe not getting the hang of it then it will assist them in knowing what their sites are doing and how they're performing and what changes they subsequently need to make. I think it would be one of the most valuable programs a site owner could ever have. Oh, and if you create it you can always give me a big hello on the credits.. LOL And i'll do a full article on it for AdultGrind.com to give you lots of coverage...

04-04-2004, 09:33 PM	#34
exspamr Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,427	i already have 2 of those ideas in development, but as gui programs, not scripts who do people use for software processing / liscensing

04-04-2004, 09:35 PM	#37
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	That script would be a bit of work - and in all honesty would be VERY hard to accomplish due to the google API key allowing only 1k queries a day

04-04-2004, 09:36 PM	#38
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	The BEST that could be done is monitor like 900-1000 keywords a day - manually entered or generated due to the google limitations.

04-04-2004, 09:38 PM	#39
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Thong Sniper: In your dreams ;)

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	I wich I have the power to change everything!

04-04-2004, 10:28 PM	#46
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	From $30 to $13 man I suck at real money poker

04-04-2004, 10:37 PM	#48
Mike69 Canadian, nuff said eh? Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Under the coffee maker! Posts: 755	lol, you loose it already...? Nice try Brad.... at least you got a couple of good responces here... but hard to weed out the morons... what shame you have to read their bullshit while trying to actually find something interesting..

04-04-2004, 11:45 PM	#49
Ash@phpFX Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 4,292	a few nice ideas here