What kind of "script" would make your life easier?
 

Oh yeah, and it would be free.

What would it be and do for you and/or your surfers... ?

Random image rotator for hosted galleries?
Banner rotator?

What would it be?

I wish I had a script that would let me give a big ass shock to all the fucking whiners on this board...that script would rule!

Sykk: Hit me up man... let's talk some biz.

Scripts people scripts.

I wish I had a script to flatten the tires of cars on the road that piss me off when I have road rage.
:1orglaugh

Okay, you can stop coming into my threads now.

Next?

I need a script that prints money, that'd make my life pretty easy I think. Cashing checks is too much work anymore...

Okay obviously the trolls and retards are out in full force tonite.

WEBSITE SCRIPT.

If you're going to be a tool, go elsewhere.

Id like to see a hardlink tracking and organization script.
-not a traffic trading script
-not a linklist script

This would help you keep track of who you are trading hardlinks with, it would organize those link trades into include files for SSI or php style includes, it would keep contact info on your partners, would auto check for presence of the backlinks, as well as PR and anchor text info from those partners.

This would allow you to quickly change and manage hardlink trades much better and faster than just using excel and a bunch of text files would.
:2 cents:

I always like to talk biz

I'll hit you up in the am and we'll talk some biz :-)

Hardlink script is a good idea. Considering how many of us use hardlinks.

The best script I could think of having would be a script that would search the search engines and catalog where you're listed and for what keywords and give you a table or report of some sorts so that you know precisely where you are listed for each SE and under which keywords so you can revise your submission strategy and/or revamp your pages. There may already be a proggie like that out there but I haven't found one yet that tells me exactly what my placement is and for which keywords.

where can I find random image rotator scripts?

:glugglug

I know there is one. I get an update every day in my email but I dont remember what it is called. Ill get it tomorrow for you.

one that could suck my dick

You fixed your sig fucktard? :321GFY

http://www.gorank.com
There you go. Just came to me! :)

Webasic: Read threads before you post. I said fucktards can wait outside.

I would like a script that serves banners according to the keywords used for finding the page...

How about from now on you talk to me when I tell you to

Now THAT is a great idea too. I like it.

Shut up.
Eat shit.
Die.
In that order please :321GFY

hmm.. BradM.. doesn't that make you put in your selection of keywords to analyze? If so, that's not what i'm talking about. I can check keyword density with a ton of programs. What i'm talking about will scan the search engins and pull your links out and reference what pages they're on automatically and that will tell you what the keyword it was listed under as well. That way if you happen to get listed unintentionally for a keyword and are unaware of it you can find that and track it from there.

You must be a buddy of brand0n's?

the only thing i want is a script that does this.........

well, i suppose it would have to be a program involved too, not just a script.

i press a button, click on the folder of pics, it creates a gallery, with thumbnails, picks one of the thumbnails to put on my main page, and uploads it all. wow.

sounds like a tgp script, but not quite on my site.

NOW I see. I have not heard of anything like that... great idea

You must suffer from ADD

Brad i see u makeing some damn good post in last few day. Im gonna hit u uptommorw on icq and we will talk some more.

a script that could accept gallery submissions, post daily updates, keep track of clicked links, rotate a weekly gallery of thumbnails to galleries, rotate banner ads, keep track of how many conversions ive made viewable in an admin panel, pay my cable bill, traffic trades and purchases traffic for me at the start of my site, hahahahahas funny updates for me, crops images, makes header images, chooses colors, reg's the domain and slaps all the haters on this side between the eyes with a 12 inch uncut piece of manbeef.

at least I don't suffer from little-big-man syndrome.

I don't go around being an asshole to people I don't even know.

yeah that's what i'm getting at Brad. That way if someone is learning SEO work or just maybe not getting the hang of it then it will assist them in knowing what their sites are doing and how they're performing and what changes they subsequently need to make. I think it would be one of the most valuable programs a site owner could ever have. Oh, and if you create it you can always give me a big hello on the credits.. LOL

And i'll do a full article on it for AdultGrind.com to give you lots of coverage...

Are you retarded or what?
Drop it and go play with your tranny friend :321GFY

Thong hit me up on icq i cant find you on my list 280857205

wtf is your problem? Seriously? what did I say to you?

Dude, shut up and stop harassing me :321GFY

i already have 2 of those ideas in development, but as gui programs, not scripts

who do people use for software processing / liscensing

how about you back up in the thread idiot and see who started harassing who.

im on you arent...

That script would be a bit of work - and in all honesty would be VERY hard to accomplish due to the google API key allowing only 1k queries a day

The BEST that could be done is monitor like 900-1000 keywords a day - manually entered or generated due to the google limitations.

Thong Sniper: In your dreams ;)

We should talk...

I'm gonna sue you for stalking

are you in love with me? cause I'm seriously not interested...so how about you fuck off.

Go talk to brand0n or Oracle Porn, I'm sure they'd give you what you want.

Get the fuck off away from me :321GFY

Translator please

I wich I have the power to change everything!

From $30 to $13 man I suck at real money poker

no fucking doubt! lol

lol, you loose it already...?

Nice try Brad.... at least you got a couple of good responces here...

but hard to weed out the morons... what shame you have to read their bullshit while trying to actually find something interesting..

a few nice ideas here :thumbsup

A thumb script that automaticly crop the face of the model . It would be hard but if the police can tell what's under a mask, I'm sure somehahahaha can program something that tells where is the face in the pic :P