46.
Q. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A. Gifted!

47.
Q. What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A. A Golden Retriever!

48.
Q. Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A. They both get fucked when they're on their back.

49.
Q. Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A. Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."

50.
Q. Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A. Tits Go In Front.

51.
Q. What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A. Her ankles.

52.
Q. What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A. "Have another beer."

53.
Q. What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A "Daaaady, I want to go to Ibiza!"

54.
Q. What do you call a blonde with a pound coin on the top of her head?
A. All you can eat, under a quid.

55.
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where you wash vegetables.

56.
Q. How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A. Tell her she's pregnant.

57.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A. You don't lend the Porsche out to your friends.

58.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
A. A toilet won't follow you around when you've dumped in it.

59.
Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A. So she could lip read.

60.
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Don't tell her to swallow.

61.
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Catch it, pull out the pin and throw it back.

62.
Q. What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A. A waste.

63.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A. She kept having affairs with men

64.
Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A. It kept falling out.

65.
Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.

66.
Q. What did the blonde say when asked "ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
A. "No, but I've been swung around by the tits."

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67.
Q. Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A. Who cares?

68.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

69.
Q. How are a bowling ball and a blonde alike?
A: You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they'll always come back.

70.
Q. How are a bowling ball and a blonde alike?
A: They're both round and have three holes to poke.

71.
Q. How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A. She threw it off a cliff.

72.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A. Not everybody has been in a limo.

73.
Q. What do you say to a blonde with no arms or legs?
A. "Nice tits!"

74.
Q. Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
A. When they do the splits they stick to the floor.

75.
Q. How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A. 69 interrupted by a period.

76.
Q. Why did the blonde go halfway to Norway then turn around & come home?
A. It took her that long to figure out a 14 inch Viking was a TV set.

77.
Q. What do a Ford Escort door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang them, the looser they get.

78.
Q. What's the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A. The blonde!

79.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.

80.
Q. What is the worst thing about having sex with a blonde?
A. Bucket seats.

81.
Q. What do blondes do for foreplay?
A. Remove their underwear.

82.
Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A. Spot.

83.
Q. How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A. Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

84.
Q. Why do blondes have legs?
A: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.