6.
Q. How does a blonde turn the light out after sex?
A. She shuts the car's door.

7.
Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
A. Shine a torch into her ear...

8.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
A. Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

9.
Q. Why does a blonde wear knickers?
A. To keep her ankles warm.

10.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board ?
A. Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.

11.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the titanic ?
A. You know how many men went down on the titanic.

12.
Q.. What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and a blonde?
A. A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

13.
Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A. They both drip when fucked.

14.
Q. Why do blondes use tampons with long strings?
A. So the crabs can go bungee jumping..........

15.
Q. How do you know when a blonde has an orgasm?
A. She drops her bag of chips.

16.
Q. What does a blonde do with her hahahaha after sex?
A. She takes him down the pub.

17.
Q. How many blondes does it take to make a chocolate chip cookie?
A. Five. One to stir the mixture and four to peel the M&M's

18.
Q. What's the similarity between a blonde and a dog's turd?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up

19.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A. You can dump your load in a washing machine without it following you around whining for a week.

20.
Q. Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
A. It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.

21.
Q. What's the similarity between blondes and carpenters
A. They both have saws in their box

22.
Q. What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant.
A. Is it mine?

23.
Q. Why was the blonde so pleased to complete a jigsaw puzzle in 18 months?
A. Because the box said "From 2 to 5 years"

24.
Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
A. Tell her a joke on a Wednesday

25.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a fridge?
A. A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

26.
Q. Why does a blonde drool?
A. Because she is full.

27.
Q. How do you tell when a blonde is having her period?
A. She's only wearing one sock.

28.
Q. What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?
A. You only have to punch information once into a computer.

29.
Q. What does the label in a blondes knickers say ?
A. NEXT!

30.
Q. What's the similarity between Robert Maxwell and blondes ?
A. Both go down in Tenerife.

31.
Q. Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A. Red means stop.

32.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You can park in the handicapped spots.

33.
Q. Why do blondes wear so much hair spray?
A. So they can catch all the things going over their heads.

34.
Q. Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A. So they'll have someplace to rest their ankles.

35.
Q. If a blonde and a brunette jump out of an airplane at the same time, which one would hit the ground first?
A. The brunette ; the blonde would have to stop to ask directions.

36.
Q. What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
A. There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

37.
Q. What does it mean if you see a blonde with square boobs?
A. She forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.

38.
Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?
A. More head room.

39.
Q. Why don't blondes like pickles?
A. They can't get their head in the jar.

40.
Q. What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A. Goes home.

41.
Q. What's the mating call of a blonde?
A. Gosh, I'm so drunk!

42.
Q. What's the mating call of a brunette?
A. Are all the blondes gone?

43.
Q. What do blondes and computers have in common?
A. You don't know what you are missing until they go down on you.

44.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a Cream Egg
A. It costs 20p to lick out a cream egg!

45.
Q. How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A. They are both empty from the neck up.