66.
Q. What did the blonde say when asked "ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
A. "No, but I've been swung around by the tits."

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67.
Q. Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A. Who cares?

68.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

69.
Q. How are a bowling ball and a blonde alike?
A: You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they'll always come back.

70.
Q. How are a bowling ball and a blonde alike?
A: They're both round and have three holes to poke.

71.
Q. How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A. She threw it off a cliff.

72.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A. Not everybody has been in a limo.

73.
Q. What do you say to a blonde with no arms or legs?
A. "Nice tits!"

74.
Q. Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
A. When they do the splits they stick to the floor.

75.
Q. How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A. 69 interrupted by a period.

76.
Q. Why did the blonde go halfway to Norway then turn around & come home?
A. It took her that long to figure out a 14 inch Viking was a TV set.

77.
Q. What do a Ford Escort door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang them, the looser they get.

78.
Q. What's the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A. The blonde!

79.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.

80.
Q. What is the worst thing about having sex with a blonde?
A. Bucket seats.

81.
Q. What do blondes do for foreplay?
A. Remove their underwear.

82.
Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A. Spot.

83.
Q. How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A. Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

84.
Q. Why do blondes have legs?
A: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.

85.
Q. Why do blondes have legs
A: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.

86.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

87.
Q. What does a brunette and a tampon have in common?
A. They're both stuck up hahahahas!

88.
Q. Why do blondes have one more brain cell than a cow?
A. So when you pull their tits, they don't shit on the floor.

89.
Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

90.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A. By the lipstick on your cucumbers

91.
Q. How do you know which computer a blonde was using?
A. By the Tippex on the screen

92.
Q. What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
A. "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?"

93.
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. 'Cause everybody gets a turn.

94.
Q. Why is a blonde like railway tracks?
A. 'Cause she's been laid all over the country.

95.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
A. Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

96.
Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
A. They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

97.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A. In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

98.
Q. What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A. She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get Top of the Pops.

99.
Q. What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A: They both have a black box.

100.
Q. What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A: Both have a cockpit.

101.
Q. What did the blonde's mum say to her before her date.
A. If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

102.
Q. Why don't blondes breast feed their babies?
A. Because it's too painful to boil the nipples.

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103.
Q. Why do blondes drive VW's
A. Because they can't spell PORSCHE||

104.
Q. What did the blonde do when she got her first period?
A. Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?

105.
Q. Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A. Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

106.
Q. How do Blonde Brain Cells Die?
A. Alone.

107.
Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.

108.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.

109.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

110.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.

111.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

112.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

113.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.