16.
Q. What does a blonde do with her hahahaha after sex?
A. She takes him down the pub.

17.
Q. How many blondes does it take to make a chocolate chip cookie?
A. Five. One to stir the mixture and four to peel the M&M's

18.
Q. What's the similarity between a blonde and a dog's turd?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up

19.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A. You can dump your load in a washing machine without it following you around whining for a week.

20.
Q. Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
A. It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.

21.
Q. What's the similarity between blondes and carpenters
A. They both have saws in their box

22.
Q. What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant.
A. Is it mine?

23.
Q. Why was the blonde so pleased to complete a jigsaw puzzle in 18 months?
A. Because the box said "From 2 to 5 years"

24.
Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
A. Tell her a joke on a Wednesday

25.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a fridge?
A. A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

26.
Q. Why does a blonde drool?
A. Because she is full.

27.
Q. How do you tell when a blonde is having her period?
A. She's only wearing one sock.

28.
Q. What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?
A. You only have to punch information once into a computer.

29.
Q. What does the label in a blondes knickers say ?
A. NEXT!

30.
Q. What's the similarity between Robert Maxwell and blondes ?
A. Both go down in Tenerife.

31.
Q. Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A. Red means stop.

32.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You can park in the handicapped spots.

33.
Q. Why do blondes wear so much hair spray?
A. So they can catch all the things going over their heads.

34.
Q. Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A. So they'll have someplace to rest their ankles.

35.
Q. If a blonde and a brunette jump out of an airplane at the same time, which one would hit the ground first?
A. The brunette ; the blonde would have to stop to ask directions.

36.
Q. What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
A. There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

37.
Q. What does it mean if you see a blonde with square boobs?
A. She forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.

38.
Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?
A. More head room.

39.
Q. Why don't blondes like pickles?
A. They can't get their head in the jar.

40.
Q. What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A. Goes home.

41.
Q. What's the mating call of a blonde?
A. Gosh, I'm so drunk!

42.
Q. What's the mating call of a brunette?
A. Are all the blondes gone?

43.
Q. What do blondes and computers have in common?
A. You don't know what you are missing until they go down on you.

44.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a Cream Egg
A. It costs 20p to lick out a cream egg!

45.
Q. How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A. They are both empty from the neck up.

46.
Q. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A. Gifted!

47.
Q. What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A. A Golden Retriever!

48.
Q. Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A. They both get fucked when they're on their back.

49.
Q. Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A. Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."

50.
Q. Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A. Tits Go In Front.

51.
Q. What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A. Her ankles.

52.
Q. What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A. "Have another beer."

53.
Q. What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A "Daaaady, I want to go to Ibiza!"

54.
Q. What do you call a blonde with a pound coin on the top of her head?
A. All you can eat, under a quid.

55.
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where you wash vegetables.

56.
Q. How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A. Tell her she's pregnant.

57.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A. You don't lend the Porsche out to your friends.

58.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
A. A toilet won't follow you around when you've dumped in it.

59.
Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A. So she could lip read.

60.
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Don't tell her to swallow.

61.
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Catch it, pull out the pin and throw it back.

62.
Q. What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A. A waste.

63.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A. She kept having affairs with men

64.
Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A. It kept falling out.

65.
Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.