Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.

We got new advice as to what motivated men to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation.

A man said to his wife: "Honey, what do you say that tonight we change positions?"
"OK," she said. "You stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV."

When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before she is, technically, in the room.

Why don't women blink during foreplay? -There isn't time.

Husband: "Want a quickie?" Wife: "As opposed to what?"

Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love.

I always thought music was more important than sex. Then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year and a half it doesn't bother me.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

What do hookers do on their night off: type?

A hard man is good to find (Mae West).

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.

who won?

A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I don't need tacks," said the man. "It'll stay up all by itself."

He says, "Come on, honey. I can't remember the last time we made love." She says, "Well I can -and that's why we're not."

Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?" Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

I'm a practising heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

We got new advice as to what motivated men to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation.

A man said to his wife: "Honey, what do you say that tonight we change positions?" "OK," she said. "You stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV"

When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before she is, technically, in the room.

Why is sex like a game of bridge? - You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

I always thought music was more important than sex. Then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year and a half it doesn't bother me.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
A hard man is good to find.

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

He says, "Come on, honey. I can't remember the last time we made love." She says, "Well I can - and that's why we're not."

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zents your an animal

right I am climbing intot eh top 10 posters on this thread I should get a booby prize :)

ohh I got the boobie prize

I win

what's a booby prize? booby pics?

Maybe if my #'s win , I'll post some booby pics :Graucho

Ivy

we all hope that you win, we really do

I guess everyone on gfy voted

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love me tender... love me so....

I´ve been the one to party until the end

lookin' for the afterparty to begin

I'm going down to lalaland

I hope to see you soon in lalaland

Something 'bout those little pills unreal

they thrill to you until they kill a million braincells