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03-31-2004, 05:51 AM
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I was close to butchering a guy last night
So I stayed over at my girl's place last night, as her roommate knocks on the door around midnight, panicking that someone has broken into her car and was looking through it for shit.
So I slipped my pants on, rushed downstairs, grabbed a butcher knife in the kitchen, and walked outside, to find the car door unlocked, and nothing stolen. Then I noticed an old guy at the side of the house staring at me... I was like "OI! Did you just break into that fuckin car?" He stuttered something back like "Naaah man" and then disappeared into the night. Saved the day. But I swear I was ready to split the shithead's skull...  |
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03-31-2004, 05:53 AM
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Well someone is going to be thanking you the sad part is they will never know how you saved their day or who you are.
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03-31-2004, 05:54 AM
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Silly, it was my girl's roomie's car that the guy was going through. I wouldn't give two cents of shit if it was someone else's car.  |
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03-31-2004, 05:55 AM
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lol, thats some upstanding skillz
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03-31-2004, 06:00 AM
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near drama is such a rush
Fh and I nearly kicked the shit out of some guy who nearly t-boned my mercedes last week. he was driving and I was in the passenger seat, so this guy was comign straight at mE! i jumped out of the car to thump this dude n he tore off so we chased him he thought we didnt know the area coz we have interste plates but really we were one blobk from where fh grew up we chased that fucker all over the backhills for a good 15 mintues but the adrenalin wore off we decided to go eat instead  after the bad day id had - i swear if i'd got hold of this dude i'd have torn his head off
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03-31-2004, 06:02 AM
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Brilliant choice if you ask me. Healthier, too. But watch the cholesterol. |
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03-31-2004, 06:03 AM
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adrenaline good starters for a number of things 
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03-31-2004, 06:05 AM
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Oh I know what you mean, the sex afterwards was terrific. |
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03-31-2004, 06:08 AM
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03-31-2004, 06:09 AM
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03-31-2004, 06:10 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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The tales of GFY'ers...
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03-31-2004, 06:32 AM
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She'll repay me later. |
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03-31-2004, 08:16 AM
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a little midnight action hero story - i loved it!! but seriously, glad that things didnt have to go any further than they did
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03-31-2004, 09:53 AM
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I could really use a good clean recording of someone racking a shell into a 12 Gauge shotgun.
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04-02-2004, 03:07 AM
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wow you should write the next smurfs story
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04-02-2004, 03:18 AM
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Good thing it didn't happen!
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04-02-2004, 03:19 AM
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that'd be tight if you did though!
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