I was close to butchering a guy last night
 

So I stayed over at my girl's place last night, as her roommate knocks on the door around midnight, panicking that someone has broken into her car and was looking through it for shit.

So I slipped my pants on, rushed downstairs, grabbed a butcher knife in the kitchen, and walked outside, to find the car door unlocked, and nothing stolen.

Then I noticed an old guy at the side of the house staring at me... I was like "OI! Did you just break into that fuckin car?"

He stuttered something back like "Naaah man" and then disappeared into the night.

Saved the day. But I swear I was ready to split the shithead's skull... :glugglug

Well someone is going to be thanking you the sad part is they will never know how you saved their day or who you are.

Silly, it was my girl's roomie's car that the guy was going through. I wouldn't give two cents of shit if it was someone else's car. :)

lol, thats some upstanding skillz

near drama is such a rush

Fh and I nearly kicked the shit out of some guy who nearly t-boned my mercedes last week.

he was driving and I was in the passenger seat, so this guy was comign straight at mE!

i jumped out of the car to thump this dude n he tore off
so we chased him
he thought we didnt know the area coz we have interste plates
but really we were one blobk from where fh grew up
we chased that fucker all over the backhills for a good 15 mintues

but the adrenalin wore off we decided to go eat instead
:1orglaugh

after the bad day id had - i swear if i'd got hold of this dude i'd have torn his head off

Brilliant choice if you ask me. Healthier, too. But watch the cholesterol.

who said anythign about food?
adrenaline good starters for a number of things :Graucho

Oh I know what you mean, the sex afterwards was terrific. :Graucho

well since the roomate was home now - i hope you made a nice sandwhich :winkwink:

Excellent. :thumbsup

The tales of GFY'ers...

She'll repay me later.

a little midnight action hero story - i loved it!! but seriously, glad that things didnt have to go any further than they did

I could really use a good clean recording of someone racking a shell into a 12 Gauge shotgun. :thumbsup

wow you should write the next smurfs story

Good thing it didn't happen!

that'd be tight if you did though!