So I stayed over at my girl's place last night, as her roommate knocks on the door around midnight, panicking that someone has broken into her car and was looking through it for shit.
So I slipped my pants on, rushed downstairs, grabbed a butcher knife in the kitchen, and walked outside, to find the car door unlocked, and nothing stolen.
Then I noticed an old guy at the side of the house staring at me... I was like "OI! Did you just break into that fuckin car?"
He stuttered something back like "Naaah man" and then disappeared into the night.
Saved the day. But I swear I was ready to split the shithead's skull...
