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juicybucks · 03-26-2004, 09:50 AM

I had some sick bag fart tonight at a dinner party and didn't even have the decency to make a joke about it.. she just let us all sit in awkward silence and smell her rotten cloud of poo !

I left the room using the bathroom as a good excuse before anyone else had a chance to use the same excuse..

They all knew it wasn't me, I would have made a song and dance about a smelly turdish fart like that ( she should have been proud of that clanger)

So anyway, can you all do me a favour, please own up to your farts, at least people have a laugh "with you" and not "at you".

Be proud of your farts people, nothing is funnier over a bottle of wine as long as there's a window to open...

myjah · 03-26-2004, 09:54 AM

i like to say "dammit! stepped on a frog in the house again!! what are the chances?!?!"

hova · 03-26-2004, 09:55 AM

I'm always proud of my farts, sometimes I even claim farts that are not mine

marcj · 03-26-2004, 10:02 AM

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Originally posted by hova
I'm always proud of my farts, sometimes I even claim farts that are not mine

HeebyJeeby · 03-26-2004, 10:06 AM

Just blame them on the Barking Wall Spiders...

03-26-2004, 09:50 AM	#1
juicybucks Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: JuicyBucks Office in the sunshine. Posts: 1,235	inconsiderate farter ! I had some sick bag fart tonight at a dinner party and didn't even have the decency to make a joke about it.. she just let us all sit in awkward silence and smell her rotten cloud of poo ! I left the room using the bathroom as a good excuse before anyone else had a chance to use the same excuse.. They all knew it wasn't me, I would have made a song and dance about a smelly turdish fart like that ( she should have been proud of that clanger) So anyway, can you all do me a favour, please own up to your farts, at least people have a laugh "with you" and not "at you". Be proud of your farts people, nothing is funnier over a bottle of wine as long as there's a window to open... __________________ JuicyBucks.com $40 per signup Celebrity Sites are our Speciality Tons of Promotional Material Last edited by juicybucks; 03-26-2004 at 09:56 AM..

03-26-2004, 09:54 AM	#2
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03-26-2004, 09:55 AM	#3
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03-26-2004, 10:06 AM	#5
HeebyJeeby Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Way past normal! Posts: 161	Just blame them on the Barking Wall Spiders... __________________ List your fetish sites at http://www.fetishnetwork.net/.