inconsiderate farter !
 

I had some sick bag fart tonight at a dinner party and didn't even have the decency to make a joke about it.. she just let us all sit in awkward silence and smell her rotten cloud of poo ! :throwup

I left the room using the bathroom as a good excuse before anyone else had a chance to use the same excuse..

They all knew it wasn't me, I would have made a song and dance about a smelly turdish fart like that ( she should have been proud of that clanger)

So anyway, can you all do me a favour, please own up to your farts, at least people have a laugh "with you" and not "at you".

Be proud of your farts people, nothing is funnier over a bottle of wine as long as there's a window to open...

i like to say "dammit! stepped on a frog in the house again!! what are the chances?!?!"

I'm always proud of my farts, sometimes I even claim farts that are not mine

:1orglaugh

Just blame them on the Barking Wall Spiders...