I had some sick bag fart tonight at a dinner party and didn't even have the decency to make a joke about it.. she just let us all sit in awkward silence and smell her rotten cloud of poo !
I left the room using the bathroom as a good excuse before anyone else had a chance to use the same excuse..
They all knew it wasn't me, I would have made a song and dance about a smelly turdish fart like that ( she should have been proud of that clanger)
So anyway, can you all do me a favour, please own up to your farts, at least people have a laugh "with you" and not "at you".
Be proud of your farts people, nothing is funnier over a bottle of wine as long as there's a window to open...