HELP! Oral Presentation tomorrow!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

sheldonjuan · 03-25-2004, 08:34 PM

and now I am nervous as hell and shitting bricks! anyone got any good links?

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gornyhuy · 03-25-2004, 08:43 PM

Just open your mouth and relax your throat and try not to gag.

timboss · 03-25-2004, 10:35 PM

keep a bucket handy in case you hurl

dropped9 · 03-25-2004, 10:36 PM

Wax on wax off...

reynold · 03-25-2004, 10:47 PM

Just keep on thinking that no one is watching you.
Try to catch their eyes so you can easily
comunicate with them even through eyes.

Missy · 03-25-2004, 10:59 PM

What works for me (or what used to anyway; I haven't given a presentation in a long time) is to remember that everybody in the audience is human. They all get nervous... just like you. They all make mistakes... just like you. And they are all capable of understanding that you are neverous as hell and are bound to make a mistake or two. Relax!

Rictor · 03-25-2004, 11:00 PM

I am not the person to give advice at public speaking. I suck at it.

init · 03-25-2004, 11:05 PM

you should have someone do it with you, so you wont be as nervous

Mr. Marks · 03-25-2004, 11:12 PM

Just relax, everything's going to turn up well.

VirtuMike · 03-26-2004, 12:15 AM

Do what I do.

Give the speech, wait for the next guy to come up, then hold up a sign that says,

"BUY MY CONTENT"

It's so compelling that people actually do buy my content, as well as completely ignore the next person in line while they ponder buying even more of my content.

Don't forget people love shiny things.

Elli · 03-26-2004, 12:22 AM

BUY MY CONTENT!!

Like that?

I'm just kidding. I don't sell content. Just memberships. And CD's. And DVD's. So don't mind me.

salo18 · 03-26-2004, 01:12 AM

Drink some beers, then you'll be ok.

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VirtuMike · 03-26-2004, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
BUY MY CONTENT!!

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hova · 03-26-2004, 01:58 AM

I wouldn't swallow the first time if I were you

pimplink · 03-26-2004, 02:06 AM

Be sure you memorized the lines before
you go in front of them. Bring some outlined reports
in your hand so that when you're lost for words, you can
easily take a quick peek in your notes and get back on
track. Look them straight in the eye so they'll know
that you are talking to them, not the wall behind them.
And last but not the least, just relax.
Things will work out fine. You'll do fine. Be sure to
post here after the presentation.

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Missy FLASHCA$H.COM Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In my skin Posts: 1,257	What works for me (or what used to anyway; I haven't given a presentation in a long time) is to remember that everybody in the audience is human. They all get nervous... just like you. They all make mistakes... just like you. And they are all capable of understanding that you are neverous as hell and are bound to make a mistake or two. Relax!

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	I am not the person to give advice at public speaking. I suck at it.

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Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	Just relax, everything's going to turn up well.

03-26-2004, 12:22 AM	#12
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	BUY MY CONTENT!! Like that? I'm just kidding. I don't sell content. Just memberships. And CD's. And DVD's. So don't mind me. __________________ email: [email protected]

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03-26-2004, 02:06 AM	#17
pimplink Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Closer than you think Posts: 9,535	Be sure you memorized the lines before you go in front of them. Bring some outlined reports in your hand so that when you're lost for words, you can easily take a quick peek in your notes and get back on track. Look them straight in the eye so they'll know that you are talking to them, not the wall behind them. And last but not the least, just relax. Things will work out fine. You'll do fine. Be sure to post here after the presentation. __________________ Need Mainstream Content and SEO? SEO * Website Copy * Blogs Blogging - PR Work - Forum Marketing - Social Marketing - Link building - Articles 100% Guaranteed Content!