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sheldonjuan 03-25-2004 08:34 PM

HELP! Oral Presentation tomorrow!!!
 
and now I am nervous as hell and shitting bricks! anyone got any good links?

detoxed 03-25-2004 08:38 PM

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gornyhuy 03-25-2004 08:43 PM

Just open your mouth and relax your throat and try not to gag. :2 cents:

timboss 03-25-2004 10:35 PM

keep a bucket handy in case you hurl

dropped9 03-25-2004 10:36 PM

Wax on wax off...

reynold 03-25-2004 10:47 PM

Just keep on thinking that no one is watching you.
Try to catch their eyes so you can easily
comunicate with them even through eyes.

Missy 03-25-2004 10:59 PM

What works for me (or what used to anyway; I haven't given a presentation in a long time) is to remember that everybody in the audience is human. They all get nervous... just like you. They all make mistakes... just like you. And they are all capable of understanding that you are neverous as hell and are bound to make a mistake or two. Relax!

Rictor 03-25-2004 11:00 PM

I am not the person to give advice at public speaking. I suck at it.

init 03-25-2004 11:05 PM

you should have someone do it with you, so you wont be as nervous

Mr. Marks 03-25-2004 11:12 PM

Just relax, everything's going to turn up well.

VirtuMike 03-26-2004 12:15 AM

Do what I do.

Give the speech, wait for the next guy to come up, then hold up a sign that says,

"BUY MY CONTENT"

It's so compelling that people actually do buy my content, as well as completely ignore the next person in line while they ponder buying even more of my content.

Don't forget people love shiny things.

Elli 03-26-2004 12:22 AM

BUY MY CONTENT!!

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Like that? :Graucho

I'm just kidding. I don't sell content. Just memberships. And CD's. And DVD's. So don't mind me. :)

salo18 03-26-2004 01:12 AM

Drink some beers, then you'll be ok. :thumbsup

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Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
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VirtuMike 03-26-2004 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
BUY MY CONTENT!!

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/me/Elli-02.jpg


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hova 03-26-2004 01:58 AM

I wouldn't swallow the first time if I were you

pimplink 03-26-2004 02:06 AM

Be sure you memorized the lines before
you go in front of them. Bring some outlined reports
in your hand so that when you're lost for words, you can
easily take a quick peek in your notes and get back on
track. Look them straight in the eye so they'll know
that you are talking to them, not the wall behind them.
And last but not the least, just relax.
Things will work out fine. You'll do fine. Be sure to
post here after the presentation.


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