How to get rid of hiccups? - GoFuckYourself.com

Paul -C- · 03-25-2004, 08:00 PM

So what's the best way to get rid of hiccups?

psyko514 · 03-25-2004, 08:00 PM

a/s/l?

Turboface · 03-25-2004, 08:00 PM

Sugar.

Spunky · 03-25-2004, 08:00 PM

Hold your breath until you pass out

Vanilla DeVille · 03-25-2004, 08:02 PM

Chug a large glass of water... always worked for me.

Paul -C- · 03-25-2004, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
a/s/l?

22/m/Scotland

You?

loverboy · 03-25-2004, 08:02 PM

1) Pour a TALL glass of water.

(2) Hold your breath... ***

(3) IMPORTANT...PINCH YOUR NOSE CLOSED.

(4) Slowly, take 10 - 20 swallows of the water...while holding your breath with your nose pinched closed.

(5) When you can't stand it any more....you'll know by that overwhelming drowning sensation -- after a gasp, take a deep breath and relax.

This cures the hiccups 99 percent of the time - guaranteed! It's a proven medical remedy! (A second treatment could be necessary for stubborn cases.)

nastyking · 03-25-2004, 08:03 PM

take a black 9 inch cock deep throat until you gag ..

Paul -C- · 03-25-2004, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vanilla
Chug a large glass of water... always worked for me.

I tried that already :-/

nastyking · 03-25-2004, 08:05 PM

Gurgle your own Cum for 30 seconds and then swallow it all

Paul -C- · 03-25-2004, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by loverboy
1) Pour a TALL glass of water.

(2) Hold your breath... ***

(3) IMPORTANT...PINCH YOUR NOSE CLOSED.

(4) Slowly, take 10 - 20 swallows of the water...while holding your breath with your nose pinched closed.

(5) When you can't stand it any more....you'll know by that overwhelming drowning sensation -- after a gasp, take a deep breath and relax.

This cures the hiccups 99 percent of the time - guaranteed! It's a proven medical remedy! (A second treatment could be necessary for stubborn cases.)

Sounds interesting! I'm off to try it! If I don't reply soon I've drowned and I blame loverboy

loverboy · 03-25-2004, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by Paul -C-
Sounds interesting! I'm off to try it! If I don't reply soon I've drowned and I blame loverboy

Rorschach · 03-25-2004, 08:08 PM

I always just drink a glass of water in steady gulps... failing that, a big black cock until gagging normally does the job.

On-top · 03-25-2004, 08:11 PM

Close your eyes. Take a deep breathe, and hold it. Swallow the air in your mouth and imagine Abraham Lincoln's face on a $5 bill until you can't hold your breathe any longer.

Try it. Always works for me.

Smurfette · 03-25-2004, 08:11 PM

It might sound stupid but

When you walk into a graveyard what way do the gates swing??

Paul -C- · 03-25-2004, 08:11 PM

Wouldn't you know... I was about to go try loverboy's suggestion when I saw a thread to reply to... I got so carried away writing a reply that I totally forgot about the hiccups... Result: no hiccups :D

So I guess the lesson is GFY = solution to all life's problems!

Paul -C- · 03-25-2004, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smurfette
It might sound stupid but

When you walk into a graveyard what way do the gates swing??

Inwards?

Smurfette · 03-25-2004, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by Paul -C-
Inwards?

See with that one its if they guess you're suppose to say are you sure then they think about it some more then they forget about the hiccups but then you tell them the answer is if you walk into a graveyard the gates are open so they don't swing.

I said it was stupid

Paul -C- · 03-25-2004, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smurfette

See with that one its if they guess you're suppose to say are you sure then they think about it some more then they forget about the hiccups but then you tell them the answer is if you walk into a graveyard the gates are open so they don't swing.

I said it was stupid

I figured out the point of it as soon as I read it... I'm too smart for my own good

volante · 03-25-2004, 08:18 PM

Paul -C- · 03-25-2004, 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by volante
BOO!

Bit late, but thanks, I think I'll be having nightmares now

Mr. Marks · 03-25-2004, 08:46 PM

Drink water, hold your breath as long as you can, then exhale. You'll get rid of hiccups for sure.

digifan · 03-25-2004, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
a/s/l?

DBS.US · 03-25-2004, 08:53 PM

One big bong hit. If if does not work, who cares? If will be fun!

digifan · 03-25-2004, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul -C-
Bit late, but thanks, I think I'll be having nightmares now

Boo always works.. always

PeekHoles · 03-25-2004, 08:58 PM

I have a real way to guarantee your hiccups will be gone instantly. It works and everyone I told about it said it has worked for them too! thank me later

Simple take a big spoonful of peanut butter and eat it. If there real bad take two scoops. This is the only method I have found that works instantly. I shit you not this really works and it's instant.

Paul · 03-25-2004, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul -C-
So what's the best way to get rid of hiccups?

Stop drinking alcohal !!

Or drink more !! Cheers

KDizzla · 03-25-2004, 09:03 PM

Put a little bit of baking soda into some water. And drink up!

LadyD · 03-25-2004, 09:21 PM

Focus on this page for 20 seconds with your speakers way up

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SoundMan · 03-25-2004, 09:55 PM

walk upside down for 5 min's

then your all set!

reynold · 03-25-2004, 11:04 PM

Try to drink a glass of water. If it didn't work,
try to breath through paper bag.

venturi · 03-25-2004, 11:09 PM

Old Bartender trick:

Slice of lemon
Dash of bitters
half teaspoon of sugar.

kowntafit · 03-26-2004, 12:36 AM

Time is the only cure for hicups. Everyone has their theory but I have never found one that works for anyone. The best I heard was to think of a pink elephant which supposedly distracts you.
Read the bullshit that everyone posts and by the end you should be right.

pimplink · 03-26-2004, 12:44 AM

I have nothing more to say. They told you
everything already!

schiz · 03-26-2004, 12:46 AM

Doc told me to breathe in through my nose until my lungs were full and it almost hurts. Then slowly release the air through your mouth and force out all air until you feel like you're going to gasp. This will get rid of the trapped air. Works every time.

Manowar · 03-26-2004, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul -C-
So what's the best way to get rid of hiccups?

drink lots of water ?

OnThePiss · 03-26-2004, 01:10 AM

Ask someone to punch you in the face

ToolGuy · 03-26-2004, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Forplaz
I have a real way to guarantee your hiccups will be gone instantly. It works and everyone I told about it said it has worked for them too! thank me later

Simple take a big spoonful of peanut butter and eat it. If there real bad take two scoops. This is the only method I have found that works instantly. I shit you not this really works and it's instant.

I had the hiccups so bad last year I almost went to the ER to get a shot or something for the pain. I had them straight for two and a half or three days (can't remember) and my chest was raw and hurt pretty bad. I spent many hours on google looking for and trying all these miracle cures and nothing worked until I got to PEANUT BUTTER! Now I will swear by it...lol

p.s. Almost drowned on more than one occasion as well trying the water remedies....lol

Vitasoy · 03-26-2004, 01:43 AM

Gulp down a shit load of Yogurt, works everytime... or drink tons of water non stop.

Poppy · 03-26-2004, 01:56 AM

Get a glass of water, bend over, start drinking it w/ your head pointed down and gradually come up to a standing position.

Poppy · 03-26-2004, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ToolGuy

I had the hiccups so bad last year I almost went to the ER to get a shot or something for the pain. I had them straight for two and a half or three days (can't remember) and my chest was raw and hurt pretty bad. I spent many hours on google looking for and trying all these miracle cures and nothing worked until I got to PEANUT BUTTER! Now I will swear by it...lol

p.s. Almost drowned on more than one occasion as well trying the water remedies....lol

That's crazy bud.

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