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Paul -C- 03-25-2004 08:00 PM

How to get rid of hiccups?
 
So what's the best way to get rid of hiccups?

psyko514 03-25-2004 08:00 PM

a/s/l?

Turboface 03-25-2004 08:00 PM

Sugar.

:2 cents:

Spunky 03-25-2004 08:00 PM

Hold your breath until you pass out

Vanilla DeVille 03-25-2004 08:02 PM

Chug a large glass of water... always worked for me. :)

Paul -C- 03-25-2004 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
a/s/l?
22/m/Scotland

You?

loverboy 03-25-2004 08:02 PM

1) Pour a TALL glass of water.

(2) Hold your breath... ***

(3) IMPORTANT...PINCH YOUR NOSE CLOSED.

(4) Slowly, take 10 - 20 swallows of the water...while holding your breath with your nose pinched closed.

(5) When you can't stand it any more....you'll know by that overwhelming drowning sensation -- after a gasp, take a deep breath and relax.

This cures the hiccups 99 percent of the time - guaranteed! It's a proven medical remedy! (A second treatment could be necessary for stubborn cases.)

nastyking 03-25-2004 08:03 PM

take a black 9 inch cock deep throat until you gag ..

Paul -C- 03-25-2004 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vanilla
Chug a large glass of water... always worked for me. :)
I tried that already :-/

nastyking 03-25-2004 08:05 PM

Gurgle your own Cum for 30 seconds and then swallow it all

Paul -C- 03-25-2004 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by loverboy
1) Pour a TALL glass of water.

(2) Hold your breath... ***

(3) IMPORTANT...PINCH YOUR NOSE CLOSED.

(4) Slowly, take 10 - 20 swallows of the water...while holding your breath with your nose pinched closed.

(5) When you can't stand it any more....you'll know by that overwhelming drowning sensation -- after a gasp, take a deep breath and relax.

This cures the hiccups 99 percent of the time - guaranteed! It's a proven medical remedy! (A second treatment could be necessary for stubborn cases.)

Sounds interesting! I'm off to try it! If I don't reply soon I've drowned and I blame loverboy

loverboy 03-25-2004 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul -C-
Sounds interesting! I'm off to try it! If I don't reply soon I've drowned and I blame loverboy
:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Rorschach 03-25-2004 08:08 PM

I always just drink a glass of water in steady gulps... failing that, a big black cock until gagging normally does the job.

On-top 03-25-2004 08:11 PM

Close your eyes. Take a deep breathe, and hold it. Swallow the air in your mouth and imagine Abraham Lincoln's face on a $5 bill until you can't hold your breathe any longer.

Try it. Always works for me.

Smurfette 03-25-2004 08:11 PM

It might sound stupid but

When you walk into a graveyard what way do the gates swing??

Paul -C- 03-25-2004 08:11 PM

Wouldn't you know... I was about to go try loverboy's suggestion when I saw a thread to reply to... I got so carried away writing a reply that I totally forgot about the hiccups... Result: no hiccups :D

So I guess the lesson is GFY = solution to all life's problems!

:thumbsup

Paul -C- 03-25-2004 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smurfette
It might sound stupid but

When you walk into a graveyard what way do the gates swing??

Inwards?

Smurfette 03-25-2004 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul -C-
Inwards?
See with that one its if they guess you're suppose to say are you sure then they think about it some more then they forget about the hiccups but then you tell them the answer is if you walk into a graveyard the gates are open so they don't swing.

I said it was stupid :glugglug

Paul -C- 03-25-2004 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smurfette


See with that one its if they guess you're suppose to say are you sure then they think about it some more then they forget about the hiccups but then you tell them the answer is if you walk into a graveyard the gates are open so they don't swing.

I said it was stupid :glugglug

I figured out the point of it as soon as I read it... I'm too smart for my own good :(

volante 03-25-2004 08:18 PM

BOO!

Paul -C- 03-25-2004 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by volante
BOO!
Bit late, but thanks, I think I'll be having nightmares now :(

Mr. Marks 03-25-2004 08:46 PM

Drink water, hold your breath as long as you can, then exhale. You'll get rid of hiccups for sure.

digifan 03-25-2004 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
a/s/l?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DBS.US 03-25-2004 08:53 PM

One big bong hit. If if does not work, who cares? If will be fun!

digifan 03-25-2004 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul -C-
Bit late, but thanks, I think I'll be having nightmares now :(
Boo always works.. always :)

PeekHoles 03-25-2004 08:58 PM

I have a real way to guarantee your hiccups will be gone instantly. It works and everyone I told about it said it has worked for them too! thank me later :)


Simple take a big spoonful of peanut butter and eat it. If there real bad take two scoops. This is the only method I have found that works instantly. I shit you not this really works and it's instant.

Paul 03-25-2004 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul -C-
So what's the best way to get rid of hiccups?
Stop drinking alcohal !! :1orglaugh Or drink more !! Cheers :glugglug

KDizzla 03-25-2004 09:03 PM

Put a little bit of baking soda into some water. And drink up!

LadyD 03-25-2004 09:21 PM

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SoundMan 03-25-2004 09:55 PM

walk upside down for 5 min's

then your all set!

reynold 03-25-2004 11:04 PM

Try to drink a glass of water. If it didn't work,
try to breath through paper bag.

venturi 03-25-2004 11:09 PM

Old Bartender trick:

Slice of lemon
Dash of bitters
half teaspoon of sugar.

kowntafit 03-26-2004 12:36 AM

Time is the only cure for hicups. Everyone has their theory but I have never found one that works for anyone. The best I heard was to think of a pink elephant which supposedly distracts you.
Read the bullshit that everyone posts and by the end you should be right. :winkwink:

pimplink 03-26-2004 12:44 AM

I have nothing more to say. They told you
everything already!

schiz 03-26-2004 12:46 AM

Doc told me to breathe in through my nose until my lungs were full and it almost hurts. Then slowly release the air through your mouth and force out all air until you feel like you're going to gasp. This will get rid of the trapped air. Works every time. :thumbsup

Manowar 03-26-2004 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul -C-
So what's the best way to get rid of hiccups?
drink lots of water ?

OnThePiss 03-26-2004 01:10 AM

Ask someone to punch you in the face

ToolGuy 03-26-2004 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Forplaz
I have a real way to guarantee your hiccups will be gone instantly. It works and everyone I told about it said it has worked for them too! thank me later :)

Simple take a big spoonful of peanut butter and eat it. If there real bad take two scoops. This is the only method I have found that works instantly. I shit you not this really works and it's instant.

I had the hiccups so bad last year I almost went to the ER to get a shot or something for the pain. I had them straight for two and a half or three days (can't remember) and my chest was raw and hurt pretty bad. I spent many hours on google looking for and trying all these miracle cures and nothing worked until I got to PEANUT BUTTER! Now I will swear by it...lol

p.s. Almost drowned on more than one occasion as well trying the water remedies....lol

Vitasoy 03-26-2004 01:43 AM

Gulp down a shit load of Yogurt, works everytime... or drink tons of water non stop.

Poppy 03-26-2004 01:56 AM

Get a glass of water, bend over, start drinking it w/ your head pointed down and gradually come up to a standing position.

Poppy 03-26-2004 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ToolGuy

I had the hiccups so bad last year I almost went to the ER to get a shot or something for the pain. I had them straight for two and a half or three days (can't remember) and my chest was raw and hurt pretty bad. I spent many hours on google looking for and trying all these miracle cures and nothing worked until I got to PEANUT BUTTER! Now I will swear by it...lol

p.s. Almost drowned on more than one occasion as well trying the water remedies....lol

That's crazy bud.


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