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Ludedude · 03-25-2004, 12:09 PM

Top Ten Things Not To Say To A Father When Picking Up His Daughter For A
Date

10. "Now.. show me how you used to spank her."
9. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
8. "I just got my license today."
7. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
6. "You taught her to swallow, didn't you?"
5. "I feel like we both have something in common, she calls ME daddy too!"
4. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
3. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
2. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?"

SCOOTER · 03-25-2004, 12:12 PM

kimzar · 03-25-2004, 12:14 PM

HeebyJeeby · 03-25-2004, 12:17 PM

ROFL!

zentz · 03-25-2004, 12:21 PM

sixxxth_sense · 03-25-2004, 12:24 PM

ts alright!

Raf1 · 03-25-2004, 12:25 PM

4. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"

Ludedude · 03-25-2004, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raf1
4. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"

Nice to meet you Bob

riosluts · 03-25-2004, 12:51 PM

hahah holy shit some of those are really funny. keep up the good jokes

jhauser · 03-25-2004, 01:02 PM

Good ones~

Ludedude · 03-25-2004, 02:10 PM

Yeah, I was overdue for a hit

axelcat · 03-25-2004, 02:10 PM

runaway · 03-25-2004, 02:23 PM

4Pics · 03-25-2004, 02:26 PM

Lykos · 03-25-2004, 04:40 PM

myjah · 03-25-2004, 04:42 PM

If my dad even thought that some guy MIGHT have said one of those lines, it would have been a very bad day for that boy

marcj · 03-25-2004, 04:47 PM

Paul Waters · 03-25-2004, 04:48 PM

Well done. Thank you.

chemicaleyes · 03-25-2004, 04:50 PM

Fu-Q · 03-25-2004, 04:50 PM

hahaha

nastyking · 03-25-2004, 05:23 PM

maxdaname · 03-25-2004, 05:52 PM

Mr. Marks · 03-25-2004, 06:58 PM

Hahaha! Funny!

Ludedude · 03-25-2004, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Waters
Well done. Thank you.

You're welcome

psyko514 · 03-25-2004, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah
If my dad even thought that some guy MIGHT have said one of those lines, it would have been a very bad day for that boy

LOL... seriously though... if I ever have a daughter, she's not dating til she's 40.

kowntafit · 03-25-2004, 07:29 PM

Funny post. Most of those '10 things' jokes are the same, some shit about your girlfriend or something. I haven't heard this one before.
Thanks.

SykkBoy · 03-25-2004, 07:44 PM

hehehe

I feel for the poor little shitstain that has to meet ME before taking my daughter out on a date....

TweetyBird · 03-25-2004, 08:34 PM

haha

gornyhuy · 03-25-2004, 08:53 PM

Speaking as horny pervert and a new father of a baby girl I want to simultaneously laugh my ass off and also KICK YOUR HEAD IN...

Ludedude · 03-25-2004, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
Speaking as horny pervert and a new father of a baby girl I want to simultaneously laugh my ass off and also KICK YOUR HEAD IN...

Can I call you Dad now?

Ash@phpFX · 03-25-2004, 10:56 PM

nice to see a new joke around here for a change

reynold · 03-26-2004, 12:11 AM

Nice joke! really made my day!

Steve · 03-26-2004, 12:47 AM

that was good

pimplink · 03-26-2004, 12:52 AM

That was a good one!

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