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Old 03-25-2004, 12:09 PM   #1
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Top Ten Things Not To Say To A Father When Picking Up His Daughter For A
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10. "Now.. show me how you used to spank her."
9. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
8. "I just got my license today."
7. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
6. "You taught her to swallow, didn't you?"
5. "I feel like we both have something in common, she calls ME daddy too!"
4. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
3. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
2. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?"
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Old 03-25-2004, 12:12 PM   #2
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Old 03-25-2004, 12:14 PM   #3
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Old 03-25-2004, 12:17 PM   #4
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Old 03-25-2004, 12:21 PM   #5
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Old 03-25-2004, 12:24 PM   #6
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Old 03-25-2004, 12:25 PM   #7
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4. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
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Old 03-25-2004, 12:51 PM   #8
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4. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
Nice to meet you Bob
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Old 03-25-2004, 12:51 PM   #9
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hahah holy shit some of those are really funny. keep up the good jokes
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Old 03-25-2004, 01:02 PM   #10
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Old 03-25-2004, 02:10 PM   #11
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Yeah, I was overdue for a hit
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Old 03-25-2004, 02:10 PM   #12
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Old 03-25-2004, 02:23 PM   #13
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Old 03-25-2004, 02:26 PM   #14
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Old 03-25-2004, 04:40 PM   #15
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Old 03-25-2004, 04:42 PM   #16
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If my dad even thought that some guy MIGHT have said one of those lines, it would have been a very bad day for that boy
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Old 03-25-2004, 04:47 PM   #17
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Old 03-25-2004, 04:48 PM   #18
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Well done. Thank you.

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Old 03-25-2004, 04:50 PM   #19
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Old 03-25-2004, 05:23 PM   #21
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Old 03-25-2004, 06:58 PM   #23
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Hahaha! Funny!
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Old 03-25-2004, 07:17 PM   #24
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Old 03-25-2004, 07:28 PM   #25
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If my dad even thought that some guy MIGHT have said one of those lines, it would have been a very bad day for that boy
LOL... seriously though... if I ever have a daughter, she's not dating til she's 40.
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Old 03-25-2004, 07:29 PM   #26
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Funny post. Most of those '10 things' jokes are the same, some shit about your girlfriend or something. I haven't heard this one before.
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Old 03-25-2004, 07:44 PM   #27
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I feel for the poor little shitstain that has to meet ME before taking my daughter out on a date....
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Old 03-25-2004, 08:34 PM   #28
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Speaking as horny pervert and a new father of a baby girl I want to simultaneously laugh my ass off and also KICK YOUR HEAD IN...

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Old 03-25-2004, 08:59 PM   #30
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Speaking as horny pervert and a new father of a baby girl I want to simultaneously laugh my ass off and also KICK YOUR HEAD IN...
Can I call you Dad now?
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Old 03-26-2004, 12:11 AM   #32
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Old 03-26-2004, 12:47 AM   #33
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