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Ludedude

03-25-2004 12:09 PM

Joke of the Day

Top Ten Things Not To Say To A Father When Picking Up His Daughter For A
Date

10. "Now.. show me how you used to spank her."
9. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
8. "I just got my license today."
7. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
6. "You taught her to swallow, didn't you?"
5. "I feel like we both have something in common, she calls ME daddy too!"
4. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
3. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
2. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?"

SCOOTER

03-25-2004 12:12 PM

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

kimzar

03-25-2004 12:14 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HeebyJeeby

03-25-2004 12:17 PM

ROFL!

zentz

03-25-2004 12:21 PM

lol

sixxxth_sense

03-25-2004 12:24 PM

ts alright!

Raf1	03-25-2004 12:25 PM

4. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'" :1orglaugh

Ludedude

03-25-2004 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raf1
4. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'" :1orglaugh

Nice to meet you Bob :helpme

riosluts

03-25-2004 12:51 PM

hahah holy shit some of those are really funny. keep up the good jokes

jhauser

03-25-2004 01:02 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Good ones~

Ludedude

03-25-2004 02:10 PM

Yeah, I was overdue for a hit :winkwink:

axelcat

03-25-2004 02:10 PM

:1orglaugh

runaway

03-25-2004 02:23 PM

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

4Pics

03-25-2004 02:26 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Lykos

03-25-2004 04:40 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

myjah

03-25-2004 04:42 PM

If my dad even thought that some guy MIGHT have said one of those lines, it would have been a very bad day for that boy

marcj

03-25-2004 04:47 PM

:1orglaugh

Paul Waters

03-25-2004 04:48 PM

Well done. Thank you.

:thumbsup

chemicaleyes

03-25-2004 04:50 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :glugglug

Fu-Q	03-25-2004 04:50 PM

hahaha

nastyking

03-25-2004 05:23 PM

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maxdaname

03-25-2004 05:52 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:thumbsup

Mr. Marks

03-25-2004 06:58 PM

Hahaha! Funny!:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Ludedude

03-25-2004 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Waters
Well done. Thank you.

:thumbsup

You're welcome :)

psyko514

03-25-2004 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah
If my dad even thought that some guy MIGHT have said one of those lines, it would have been a very bad day for that boy

LOL... seriously though... if I ever have a daughter, she's not dating til she's 40.

kowntafit

03-25-2004 07:29 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Funny post. Most of those '10 things' jokes are the same, some shit about your girlfriend or something. I haven't heard this one before.
Thanks.

SykkBoy

03-25-2004 07:44 PM

hehehe

I feel for the poor little shitstain that has to meet ME before taking my daughter out on a date....

TweetyBird

03-25-2004 08:34 PM

haha :1orglaugh

gornyhuy

03-25-2004 08:53 PM

Speaking as horny pervert and a new father of a baby girl I want to simultaneously laugh my ass off and also KICK YOUR HEAD IN...

:winkwink:

Ludedude

03-25-2004 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
Speaking as horny pervert and a new father of a baby girl I want to simultaneously laugh my ass off and also KICK YOUR HEAD IN...

:winkwink:

Can I call you Dad now? :Graucho

Ash@phpFX

03-25-2004 10:56 PM

:1orglaugh nice to see a new joke around here for a change :winkwink:

reynold

03-26-2004 12:11 AM

Nice joke! really made my day!

Steve

03-26-2004 12:47 AM

that was good
:thumbsup

pimplink

03-26-2004 12:52 AM

That was a good one!

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