Your Worst Online Enemy...Name That Screenname - GoFuckYourself.com

Greg B · 03-25-2004, 11:08 AM

Like just about all of you, I've had my occasional run ins with people online that just tried to fuck up my day.

You ever visit a message board or chat room or get dumb ass instant messages and email from that ONE person you'ld love to beat senseless with a baseball bat?

Young, old, rich, poor. We've all had that one pain in the ass that followed us around being a nuisance.

Well my story is I had a royal pain in the ass kid who tried to drive me crazy on AOL. He was a menace. Prozac strung-out latch-key asswipe with rich parents who left him alone with thousands of bucks worth of equipment.

Well after about 8 months of this shitheel driving everyone crazy he makes the common mistake of emailing one of his hacker pals but has my email address in his system and so the email comes to me. I got hold of his parents and lo and behold found out his dad's sister went to college with me. That's when 2 and 2 fit together. I used to give his aunt comics and draw her picture. This kid figured it was a family tradition now to nag me. Welllllll, turns out his father had been wanting an excuse to put a belt to his ass for years but his mother was one of those psychiatrist mother types figuring she could talk him into behaving.

So me and his dad worked out a plan and when the family came to the arboretum for a visit his dad and aunt were with him. I shows up and hide near the main lobby soda machines and they sit down at the picnic tables. His dad comes over and tells me to just walk up to the table with the kid sittin' with his back to me. So I did and then his dad and aunt just egged him on to mention me. Kid went into a tantrum and his dad says " You mean that guy standing behind you?"

This kid slowly turns around, takes a look at me ( he saw my pic on our company website ) and literally shit a brick. His older sister was there and fell off the bench screaming in laughter. It was so funny we couldn't be angry with him. He was sooooo busted he had no where to turn. Scared too. We let into him for screwing around online and let him know we wouldn't tolerate it.

Now a few days later his mother emails me saying how she could never get through to this kid but now he's all behaved and shit.

Since then, the kid went to college, works in internet security and law enforcement. He's a good friend now and says if I hadn't stepped in his ass he woulda ended up on drugs and in jail.

Sometimes the web can be very ironic.

BlazeBank · 03-25-2004, 11:13 AM

HAHA, What a little pussy ass nerd

You're lucky he wasn't too depressed and crazy he probably would have turned around and stabbed you in the throat

Greg B · 03-25-2004, 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by BlazeBank
HAHA, What a little pussy ass nerd

You're lucky he wasn't too depressed and crazy he probably would have turned around and stabbed you in the throat

ROFL! Blaze, I could go on for days about online assholes.

I remember when I first got to LA I was working for AOL and had one of my AOL shirts on. I go into the first fucking store I see to get some coffee and dude behind the counter starts blabbing about AOL and a chat room he went to frequently and how a host there was such an asshole and how if he ever met him he'd punch his lights out. I says which chat room and it turned out to be one I worked in! I says which host, and lo and behold it was me! I plays it coy and says how that host is such a jerk and such and he continues on about all the shit he was doing to the chat room to disrupt stuff. So I'm standing there trying to keep a straight face and says to him how I met the host and the guy is monster, a real freakin' killer. And how he lives in LA. Dude started shakin' and says what's he look like? I says, wellll he kinda looks, JUST LIKE ME!

He stands there for a few seconds lookin' real stupid and just turns into butter. He was so scared shittin' his pants because I was a half a foot taller than him and a 100lbs heavier. The other guy at the counter caught on and was barely able to stand up.

This went on for several minutes while he tried to figure a way out of it. I rubbed it in. Twisted the knife ya know. I tells him now that I know who he is and who is pals are that if he comes into my room again makin' trouble I'll clobber him. After that he was the nicest guy in LA. We got along swell after that needless to say

AnalProbe · 03-25-2004, 11:46 AM

Can I also become an online asshole ?

What do I need to do ?

brizzad · 03-25-2004, 11:48 AM

One dude always fucked with me online, and i never knew who he was or how he got my screenname.. but I found out it was some fat kid in my Algebra II class in high school... him and I both needed that class to graduate...

I never went to class and had like a 50%(failing) average, and he had about an 85%(passing) average.... once I found out who he was, I stole about $2000 worth of graphing calculators from the class, went in the parkinglot and put them all in his car, and told the teacher "If you move my grade up to a passing percentage, ill tell you who stole the calculators" so she moved my grade up, and I told her how "earlier in the day I saw tylor putting them all in his car..." once teacher/principals checked his car, he got expelled and had to repeat his senior year.. and I got out of highschool with my passing Algebra II grade

Greg B · 03-25-2004, 12:17 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
One dude always fucked with me online, and i never knew who he was or how he got my screenname.. but I found out it was some fat kid in my Algebra II class in high school... him and I both needed that class to graduate...

I never went to class and had like a 50%(failing) average, and he had about an 85%(passing) average.... once I found out who he was, I stole about $2000 worth of graphing calculators from the class, went in the parkinglot and put them all in his car, and told the teacher "If you move my grade up to a passing percentage, ill tell you who stole the calculators" so she moved my grade up, and I told her how "earlier in the day I saw tylor putting them all in his car..." once teacher/principals checked his car, he got expelled and had to repeat his senior year.. and I got out of highschool with my passing Algebra II grade

AHHHAAAA!!! That's some serious payback shit!

zentz · 03-25-2004, 12:42 PM

those dudes that are sending me virus emails are my biggest enemies... oh god i hate them

ThePornPusher · 03-25-2004, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
One dude always fucked with me online, and i never knew who he was or how he got my screenname.. but I found out it was some fat kid in my Algebra II class in high school... him and I both needed that class to graduate...

I never went to class and had like a 50%(failing) average, and he had about an 85%(passing) average.... once I found out who he was, I stole about $2000 worth of graphing calculators from the class, went in the parkinglot and put them all in his car, and told the teacher "If you move my grade up to a passing percentage, ill tell you who stole the calculators" so she moved my grade up, and I told her how "earlier in the day I saw tylor putting them all in his car..." once teacher/principals checked his car, he got expelled and had to repeat his senior year.. and I got out of highschool with my passing Algebra II grade

Thats fucking serious. In a way thought thats messed up, not being able to graduate with your class.

ThePornPusher

cypocrypt · 03-25-2004, 01:03 PM

my ex gf...she had so many fucking SN's and would log on with all of them and hit me up to see what i had to say asking random questions (thats when we were together)
after we split up she continued doing the same shit...i didnt catch up to the game til not too long ago when she asked me what had happened with my ex and why i was single so i said "shes a low life cum drinking whore" and she got pissed and called me an asshole right then...
steer clear from that crazy biatch....she'll drive u insane....women from middletown, OH are evil

Greg B · 03-25-2004, 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by cypocrypt
my ex gf...she had so many fucking SN's and would log on with all of them and hit me up to see what i had to say asking random questions (thats when we were together)
after we split up she continued doing the same shit...i didnt catch up to the game til not too long ago when she asked me what had happened with my ex and why i was single so i said "shes a low life cum drinking whore" and she got pissed and called me an asshole right then...
steer clear from that crazy biatch....she'll drive u insane....women from middletown, OH are evil

Bwahahaaaa! That's funny! You should do the same to her. Get a buncha screennames and ask her out on a date then get some girl screennames and go into a chat room like ' big dick danger dudes' or something and hook up a date for her and when she shows up and meets one of them guys it'll be a riot.

Lace · 03-25-2004, 01:39 PM

cypocrypt · 03-25-2004, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by Greg B

Bwahahaaaa! That's funny! You should do the same to her. Get a buncha screennames and ask her out on a date then get some girl screennames and go into a chat room like ' big dick danger dudes' or something and hook up a date for her and when she shows up and meets one of them guys it'll be a riot.

i did something better

and there are like 20 like that with her real email addie and aim and shit

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-25-2004, 01:40 PM

I AM MY WORST ENEMY.

Everyone knows its true.

cypocrypt · 03-25-2004, 01:41 PM

oh well fuck let me re-check the link

cypocrypt · 03-25-2004, 01:45 PM

this fuckign thing aint working...anyways...what i did was change and made some profiles for her on dating sites as a lezbo....it did wonders

cypocrypt · 03-25-2004, 01:52 PM

ok just reminicing abotu that is pissing me off so yeah ill take your advice and do that too

sickkittens · 03-25-2004, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
One dude always fucked with me online, and i never knew who he was or how he got my screenname.. but I found out it was some fat kid in my Algebra II class in high school... him and I both needed that class to graduate...

I never went to class and had like a 50%(failing) average, and he had about an 85%(passing) average.... once I found out who he was, I stole about $2000 worth of graphing calculators from the class, went in the parkinglot and put them all in his car, and told the teacher "If you move my grade up to a passing percentage, ill tell you who stole the calculators" so she moved my grade up, and I told her how "earlier in the day I saw tylor putting them all in his car..." once teacher/principals checked his car, he got expelled and had to repeat his senior year.. and I got out of highschool with my passing Algebra II grade

Sad that that kid didn't defend hiimself. If that had happened to me there would be no way I would repeat the grade because I was setup.

Was that kid's name Dylan Klebold by any chance?

beemk · 03-25-2004, 02:06 PM

you went through all that trouble? you could have just used the aim privacy feature to block him.

03-25-2004, 11:08 AM	#1
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	Your Worst Online Enemy...Name That Screenname Like just about all of you, I've had my occasional run ins with people online that just tried to fuck up my day. You ever visit a message board or chat room or get dumb ass instant messages and email from that ONE person you'ld love to beat senseless with a baseball bat? Young, old, rich, poor. We've all had that one pain in the ass that followed us around being a nuisance. Well my story is I had a royal pain in the ass kid who tried to drive me crazy on AOL. He was a menace. Prozac strung-out latch-key asswipe with rich parents who left him alone with thousands of bucks worth of equipment. Well after about 8 months of this shitheel driving everyone crazy he makes the common mistake of emailing one of his hacker pals but has my email address in his system and so the email comes to me. I got hold of his parents and lo and behold found out his dad's sister went to college with me. That's when 2 and 2 fit together. I used to give his aunt comics and draw her picture. This kid figured it was a family tradition now to nag me. Welllllll, turns out his father had been wanting an excuse to put a belt to his ass for years but his mother was one of those psychiatrist mother types figuring she could talk him into behaving. So me and his dad worked out a plan and when the family came to the arboretum for a visit his dad and aunt were with him. I shows up and hide near the main lobby soda machines and they sit down at the picnic tables. His dad comes over and tells me to just walk up to the table with the kid sittin' with his back to me. So I did and then his dad and aunt just egged him on to mention me. Kid went into a tantrum and his dad says " You mean that guy standing behind you?" This kid slowly turns around, takes a look at me ( he saw my pic on our company website ) and literally shit a brick. His older sister was there and fell off the bench screaming in laughter. It was so funny we couldn't be angry with him. He was sooooo busted he had no where to turn. Scared too. We let into him for screwing around online and let him know we wouldn't tolerate it. Now a few days later his mother emails me saying how she could never get through to this kid but now he's all behaved and shit. Since then, the kid went to college, works in internet security and law enforcement. He's a good friend now and says if I hadn't stepped in his ass he woulda ended up on drugs and in jail. Sometimes the web can be very ironic.

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03-25-2004, 11:13 AM	#2
BlazeBank So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 210	HAHA, What a little pussy ass nerd You're lucky he wasn't too depressed and crazy he probably would have turned around and stabbed you in the throat

03-25-2004, 11:46 AM	#4
AnalProbe pain in the Ass Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,727	Can I also become an online asshole ? What do I need to do ?

03-25-2004, 11:48 AM	#5
brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	One dude always fucked with me online, and i never knew who he was or how he got my screenname.. but I found out it was some fat kid in my Algebra II class in high school... him and I both needed that class to graduate... I never went to class and had like a 50%(failing) average, and he had about an 85%(passing) average.... once I found out who he was, I stole about $2000 worth of graphing calculators from the class, went in the parkinglot and put them all in his car, and told the teacher "If you move my grade up to a passing percentage, ill tell you who stole the calculators" so she moved my grade up, and I told her how "earlier in the day I saw tylor putting them all in his car..." once teacher/principals checked his car, he got expelled and had to repeat his senior year.. and I got out of highschool with my passing Algebra II grade

03-25-2004, 01:03 PM	#9
cypocrypt Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New York and on icq 108422465 Posts: 1,851	my ex gf...she had so many fucking SN's and would log on with all of them and hit me up to see what i had to say asking random questions (thats when we were together) after we split up she continued doing the same shit...i didnt catch up to the game til not too long ago when she asked me what had happened with my ex and why i was single so i said "shes a low life cum drinking whore" and she got pissed and called me an asshole right then... steer clear from that crazy biatch....she'll drive u insane....women from middletown, OH are evil

03-25-2004, 01:41 PM	#14
cypocrypt Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New York and on icq 108422465 Posts: 1,851	oh well fuck let me re-check the link

03-25-2004, 01:45 PM	#15
cypocrypt Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New York and on icq 108422465 Posts: 1,851	this fuckign thing aint working...anyways...what i did was change and made some profiles for her on dating sites as a lezbo....it did wonders

03-25-2004, 01:52 PM	#16
cypocrypt Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New York and on icq 108422465 Posts: 1,851	ok just reminicing abotu that is pissing me off so yeah ill take your advice and do that too