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Originally posted by BlazeBank
HAHA, What a little pussy ass nerd
You're lucky he wasn't too depressed and crazy he probably would have turned around and stabbed you in the throat
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ROFL! Blaze, I could go on for days about online assholes.
I remember when I first got to LA I was working for AOL and had one of my AOL shirts on. I go into the first fucking store I see to get some coffee and dude behind the counter starts blabbing about AOL and a chat room he went to frequently and how a host there was such an asshole and how if he ever met him he'd punch his lights out. I says which chat room and it turned out to be one I worked in! I says which host, and lo and behold it was me! I plays it coy and says how that host is such a jerk and such and he continues on about all the shit he was doing to the chat room to disrupt stuff. So I'm standing there trying to keep a straight face and says to him how I met the host and the guy is monster, a real freakin' killer. And how he lives in LA. Dude started shakin' and says what's he look like? I says, wellll he kinda looks, JUST LIKE ME!
He stands there for a few seconds lookin' real stupid and just turns into butter. He was so scared shittin' his pants because I was a half a foot taller than him and a 100lbs heavier. The other guy at the counter caught on and was barely able to stand up.
This went on for several minutes while he tried to figure a way out of it. I rubbed it in. Twisted the knife ya know. I tells him now that I know who he is and who is pals are that if he comes into my room again makin' trouble I'll clobber him. After that he was the nicest guy in LA. We got along swell after that needless to say
