Richard Simmons ARRESTED for gangland style beating leading to almost death - GoFuckYourself.com

The Sex Pusher · 03-25-2004, 09:31 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ichard_simmons

richard simmons is a barbarian.. I bet tyson is in hiding after this..

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um... check down about 10 threads

Manowar · 03-25-2004, 09:33 AM

posted like half an hour ago

The Sex Pusher · 03-25-2004, 09:34 AM

he looks like a monster..

I think this is right before he fought his deathmatch.. Looked pretty buff.

<img src="http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040325/thumb.nyet10903251507.people_richard_simmons_nyet1 09.jpg">

The Sex Pusher · 03-25-2004, 09:35 AM

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Originally posted by Manowar
posted like half an hour ago

sorry i have a life.

it must not have had a catchy title like mine..

Idont read the ones that say " BREAKING NEWS" read this

jhauser · 03-25-2004, 09:35 AM

Starving people of food makes them do crazy things... like his hairdo for instance.

Tera · 03-25-2004, 09:35 AM

LOL Don't fuck with Richard Simmons... It was only a slap though I thought it was gonna be a beat down !!!

Nysus · 03-25-2004, 09:37 AM

Haha. That's hardcore.

Cheers,
Matt

escorpio · 03-25-2004, 09:39 AM

My brother once ran into Richard Simmons on a hotel elevator. He told him it was cool the way he took those really huge 400 lb. plus people and helped them get healthy. Richard was touched and rewarded my bro with a great big hug!

Sarah_Jayne · 03-25-2004, 09:54 AM

Every diva has her day.

JFK · 03-25-2004, 09:56 AM

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Originally posted by Tera
LOL Don't fuck with Richard Simmons... It was only a slap though I thought it was gonna be a beat down !!!

The Slap heard around the world

dougeetx · 03-25-2004, 09:58 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
Every diva has her day.

ROTFLMAO!!

Poo-Chee · 03-25-2004, 10:00 AM

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Originally posted by dougeetx

ROTFLMAO!!

Lev · 03-25-2004, 10:01 AM

I saw him once in Boston, he seemed friendly

Wilbo · 03-25-2004, 10:09 AM

This proves it, Richard's a pimp!!!

SykkBoy · 03-25-2004, 11:12 AM

hahaha, that dude will have to go through life known as "the man who got bitchslapped by Richard Simmons"

dunefield · 03-25-2004, 11:13 AM

with a face like that he could get away with murder

stev0 · 03-25-2004, 11:14 AM

what a wierdo.

Dildozer · 03-25-2004, 11:17 AM

Someone got called a flaming fag one too many times!!!

cashman · 03-25-2004, 11:20 AM

He is a lover not a fighter

Roger · 03-25-2004, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
hahaha, that dude will have to go through life known as "the man who got bitchslapped by Richard Simmons"

possescooter · 03-25-2004, 11:24 AM

what is our world coming too! lmao

Strife · 03-25-2004, 11:25 AM

axelcat · 03-25-2004, 11:42 AM

Never liked him

Sarah_Jayne · 03-25-2004, 11:59 AM

he does some good stuff and as a fat person his videos are some of the best because you can actually do them when you are fat. With all that said, the man has had one perm too many.

TheGoldenChild · 03-25-2004, 12:02 PM

shouldn't he be hiring a crane operator somewhere to remove some 900 lb fattie from their bedroom?

I remember that Michael Hibronco guy he had lifted out of his house and recall it being quite disturbing....

Simmon's should be slapped for wearing those dolphin short shorts if anything......

mardigras · 03-25-2004, 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by JFK

The Slap heard around the world

That title belongs to Zsa Zsa

Sarah_Jayne · 03-25-2004, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by mardigras

That title belongs to Zsa Zsa

they should slap it out!

EZRhino · 03-25-2004, 12:48 PM

crockett · 03-25-2004, 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
hahaha, that dude will have to go through life known as "the man who got bitchslapped by Richard Simmons"

lol that's fucked up I didn't think about that

TheJimmy · 03-25-2004, 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by Wilbo
This proves it, Richard's a pimp!!!

yes

the pimphand is strong with that one...

CDSmith · 03-25-2004, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by The Sex Pusher
Richard Simmons ARRESTED for gangland style beating leading to almost death

Sure glad you didn't overdo it on the title.

Next thread on this will be titled: "Richard Simmons opens fire with AK47 in airport! Kills 27!!"

The fucker probably had a severe bitchslap coming. Kudos to RS, his next video out will be "Slappin' to the oldies".

WOOO!

beemk · 03-25-2004, 01:12 PM

whats funny is that the guy who got slapped will probably win some good $ even though he deserved it. what a pussy for not fighting back. that must be pretty low to get slapped by richard simmons and not do anything.

sickkittens · 03-25-2004, 01:16 PM

Everytime I see him, I think of him as a woman sorta like Ross the intern from the Tonight Show.

CDSmith · 03-25-2004, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
whats funny is that the guy who got slapped will probably win some good $ even though he deserved it. what a pussy for not fighting back. that must be pretty low to get slapped by richard simmons and not do anything.

I don't know what happened, but I'm going to predict that the guy is just a loudmouthed fuckface who shot off his pie hole once too often. He probably said something more derogatory than what the news sources are saying.... something with the word "fag" in it or something.

If that's the case, he had it coming.

And his mouth probably wrote a check his ass couldn't cash. Either that or he is one of those fucks who sees an opportunity to sue a star and does nothing on purpose.

The Sex Pusher · 03-25-2004, 02:03 PM

It was pretty funny actually , the guy asked him to sweat to the 80's and he walked over and said " your not very nice " or something..

Then if you read closely it makes a big deal out of explaining how he slapped him on the RIGHT side of the face with his LEFT hand..

Try doing that right now.. It's impossible..

UNLESS it was a back handed bitch slap

kimzar · 03-25-2004, 02:05 PM

I think he has a black belt in fagitsu

Xplicit · 03-25-2004, 02:11 PM

jonesy · 03-25-2004, 02:43 PM

CDSmith · 03-25-2004, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by The Sex Pusher
Then if you read closely it makes a big deal out of explaining how he slapped him on the RIGHT side of the face with his LEFT hand..

Try doing that right now.. It's impossible..

UNLESS it was a back handed bitch slap

The hell are you talking about? If I'm standing in front of you and we're facing each other, I swing my left hand to slap you I'm going to connect with the right side of your face dude.

What are you smoking?

marcj · 03-25-2004, 02:55 PM

that article actually made my day. thanks!

WicKed NinJas · 03-25-2004, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by escorpio
My brother once ran into Richard Simmons on a hotel elevator. He told him it was cool the way he took those really huge 400 lb. plus people and helped them get healthy. Richard was touched and rewarded my bro with a great big hug!

and probably copped a feel of your bro while he was at it....lol

Hollywood Horwitz · 03-25-2004, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by Xplicit

my thoughts exactly

scoreman · 03-25-2004, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
whats funny is that the guy who got slapped will probably win some good $ even though he deserved it.

Not necessarily. At the criminal and civil level a jury could be very sympathetic to Simmons seeing as how this guy is larger than Simmons and was making derogatory comments and did not stop even when asked to.

On the civil level he wont be able to show actual damages, and the Simmons has a defense of consent to the battery. The guy in this case was basically asking for it by issuing fighting words to Simmons, or challenging Simmons in a manner that a reasonable man might take great offense to.

Of course trials cost money and he might get a nuisance settlement.

BigasMoe · 03-25-2004, 03:14 PM

I would have slapped the shit out of the guy too. I'm not saying that Richard Simmons was right but he has helped alot of people improve the Quality of their lives. Why should he have to put up with some idiot making fun of what he does. I bet that guy he slapped doesn't near about have as much money as Richard Simmons.

If I was Richard Simmons I would have chocked that guy till his fuckin feet bust.

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