Goddamn! Beer case handle rips, cuts my fuckin thumb open bigtime! - GoFuckYourself.com

pushpills · 03-23-2004, 07:36 PM

Went to grab a case of beer, almost home and the handle tears open, buncha bottles break.

I'm kinda pissed cuzz i get wet bring it back...go to unlock the door and notice my whole hand is red and i'm gushing blood all over the place.

Left a nice grusome trail from the sidewalk to the appartment entrance.

Was gonna take a pic, but I didn't want to bloody my camera.

Fucker still won't clot. What a price to pay for some beer that I'm not even going to drink tonight...(well I wasn't, now I probably will)

MrIzzz · 03-23-2004, 07:40 PM

dip your hand in a mixture of vinegar, lime juice, and rubbing alcohol

it'll make ya heal faster

pushpills · 03-23-2004, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
dip your hand in a mixture of vinegar, lime juice, and rubbing alcohol it'll make ya heal faster

sounds like a winning mixture

pushpills · 03-23-2004, 07:51 PM

hmm, bandaid box is empty

2:1 odds it gets infected on the way to white hen

=^..^= · 03-23-2004, 07:52 PM

pour on beer

Spunky · 03-23-2004, 07:53 PM

Your too young to drink anyways

Rob · 03-23-2004, 07:54 PM

I'm surprised you didn't post a pic of it!

AaronM · 03-23-2004, 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by pushpills
Went to grab a case of beer, almost home and the handle tears open, buncha bottles break.

I'm kinda pissed cuzz i get wet bring it back...go to unlock the door and notice my whole hand is red and i'm gushing blood all over the place.

Left a nice grusome trail from the sidewalk to the appartment entrance.

Was gonna take a pic, but I didn't want to bloody my camera.

Fucker still won't clot. What a price to pay for some beer that I'm not even going to drink tonight...(well I wasn't, now I probably will)

WHATEVER YOU DO...........

Don't get any blood on the couch.

Lace · 03-23-2004, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Your too young to drink anyways

Thats why you dont carry cases from the handle...Carboard isnt very sturdy. Ive had this happen plenty of times but I have never seemed to cut myself...

pushpills · 03-23-2004, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM

WHATEVER YOU DO...........

Don't get any blood on the couch.

It would come off

pushpills · 03-23-2004, 07:56 PM

back in 5, buyin bandaids

SetTheWorldonFire · 03-23-2004, 07:57 PM

I quit yesterday and I already feel better

Vitasoy · 03-23-2004, 08:03 PM

damn.. where are the pics

beemk · 03-23-2004, 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM

WHATEVER YOU DO...........

Don't get any blood on the couch.

are you crazy? he has that high tech blood resistant pleather on his couch, you know.... the stuff only true yuppies buy.

Rob · 03-23-2004, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
I quit yesterday and I already feel better

Quit what? Cutting yourself on beer cases or bleeding?

cluck · 03-23-2004, 08:10 PM

Jesus is telling you not to drink

myjah · 03-23-2004, 08:12 PM

thought you had to be 21 to buy beer

pushpills · 03-23-2004, 08:14 PM

the oh so perceptive white hen employee informed me that I was bleeding from the hand

perhaps he was a med student before becomming a failure.

pushpills · 03-23-2004, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid

Quit what? Cutting yourself on beer cases or bleeding?

brand0n · 03-23-2004, 08:17 PM

karma

pushpills · 03-23-2004, 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n
karma

cuzz I didn't marry my one night stands?

brand0n · 03-23-2004, 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by pushpills

cuzz I didn't marry my one night stands?

becouse you have angered the gods with your shinney head.

pushpills · 03-23-2004, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n

shinney head.

I usually don't point out SP's.....

pushpills · 03-23-2004, 08:42 PM

bleeding has stopped. drinking begun.

Rob · 03-23-2004, 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by pushpills
bleeding has stopped. drinking begun.

You mean you haven't even started to drink yet!?!?! I would have been a bleeding drunk by now! Less blood for your alchohol to take over!

kosmic · 03-23-2004, 08:48 PM

thinner blood, restarts bleeding, by that time youll be too drunk to worry.

pushpills · 03-23-2004, 08:49 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid

You mean you haven't even started to drink yet!?!?! I would have been a bleeding drunk by now! Less blood for your alchohol to take over!

good point.

i'll drink faster to catchup with amp

pushpills · 03-23-2004, 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by kosmic
thinner blood, restarts bleeding, by that time youll be too drunk to worry.

also a good point

FilthyRob · 03-23-2004, 08:59 PM

I cut the shit out of my thumb getting an 18 pack of beer out of the refridgerator / cooler at a store right before bowling one night.

The stores solution to me cutting the fuck out of my hand was for me to buy some fucking bandaids.

Assholes.

pushpills · 03-23-2004, 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by FilthyRob
I cut the shit out of my thumb getting an 18 pack of beer out of the refridgerator / cooler at a store right before bowling one night.

The stores solution to me cutting the fuck out of my hand was for me to buy some fucking bandaids.

Assholes.

They put razor blades on the handles on purpose.

Called upsells.

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pushpills Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: CHICAGO Posts: 3,700	Goddamn! Beer case handle rips, cuts my fuckin thumb open bigtime! Went to grab a case of beer, almost home and the handle tears open, buncha bottles break. I'm kinda pissed cuzz i get wet bring it back...go to unlock the door and notice my whole hand is red and i'm gushing blood all over the place. Left a nice grusome trail from the sidewalk to the appartment entrance. Was gonna take a pic, but I didn't want to bloody my camera. Fucker still won't clot. What a price to pay for some beer that I'm not even going to drink tonight...(well I wasn't, now I probably will)

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