Goddamn! Beer case handle rips, cuts my fuckin thumb open bigtime!
 

Went to grab a case of beer, almost home and the handle tears open, buncha bottles break.

I'm kinda pissed cuzz i get wet bring it back...go to unlock the door and notice my whole hand is red and i'm gushing blood all over the place.


Left a nice grusome trail from the sidewalk to the appartment entrance.

Was gonna take a pic, but I didn't want to bloody my camera.

Fucker still won't clot. What a price to pay for some beer that I'm not even going to drink tonight...(well I wasn't, now I probably will)

:321GFY

dip your hand in a mixture of vinegar, lime juice, and rubbing alcohol:thumbsup it'll make ya heal faster

sounds like a winning mixture

hmm, bandaid box is empty

2:1 odds it gets infected on the way to white hen

pour on beer :thumbsup

Your too young to drink anyways

I'm surprised you didn't post a pic of it! :1orglaugh

WHATEVER YOU DO...........

Don't get any blood on the couch. :glugglug

:1orglaugh


Thats why you dont carry cases from the handle...Carboard isnt very sturdy. Ive had this happen plenty of times but I have never seemed to cut myself...

It would come off :)

back in 5, buyin bandaids

I quit yesterday and I already feel better :thumbsup

damn.. where are the pics :winkwink:

are you crazy? he has that high tech blood resistant pleather on his couch, you know.... the stuff only true yuppies buy.

Quit what? Cutting yourself on beer cases or bleeding? :Graucho

Jesus is telling you not to drink :2 cents:

thought you had to be 21 to buy beer

the oh so perceptive white hen employee informed me that I was bleeding from the hand


perhaps he was a med student before becomming a failure.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

karma

cuzz I didn't marry my one night stands?

:Graucho

becouse you have angered the gods with your shinney head.

I usually don't point out SP's.....

bleeding has stopped. drinking begun.

:thumbsup

You mean you haven't even started to drink yet!?!?! I would have been a bleeding drunk by now! Less blood for your alchohol to take over! :Graucho

thinner blood, restarts bleeding, by that time youll be too drunk to worry.

good point.


i'll drink faster to catchup with amp :glugglug :glugglug

also a good point

:glugglug :glugglug :glugglug

I cut the shit out of my thumb getting an 18 pack of beer out of the refridgerator / cooler at a store right before bowling one night.

The stores solution to me cutting the fuck out of my hand was for me to buy some fucking bandaids.

Assholes.

They put razor blades on the handles on purpose.

Called upsells. :winkwink: