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03-23-2004, 10:58 AM
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Handsome Cock
A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the ten chickens and one
handsome cock rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory. One Saturday night the priest discovered that the cock rooster was missing. At the same time the priest heard rumors of cockfights being held in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Sunday Mass. During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?" All the women stood up. "Oh, no," he said. " That's not what I mean, either. Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?" Half the women stood up. "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody here seen my cock?" All the choirboys stood up. I know, it's a bit tasteless, but my g/f is out of town and I'd never get away with posting a joke like this while she was home. LOL
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03-23-2004, 10:59 AM
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Your g/f wouldnt let you post that? Dude change the locks while she's out of town
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03-23-2004, 11:01 AM
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03-23-2004, 11:04 AM
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lol, it's not that she wouldn't LET me, I'd just have to deal with the guilt trip. Trust me, my g/f is very liberal, she just happens to not like these type of jokes.
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03-23-2004, 11:21 AM
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Hahaha
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03-23-2004, 11:25 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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03-23-2004, 11:26 AM
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funny
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03-23-2004, 11:39 AM
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03-23-2004, 11:45 AM
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with a gf like that - how the HELL did you get 2K posts at gfy????
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03-23-2004, 12:23 PM
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lol, I'm seeing I should have left that sentence out of my original post. jeez, lol.
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